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Posted by Spad on Aug-04-2002 20:54:

We just had sex with a stranger


Fun things to do on a Sunday night on IRC
by Spad, RainbowBrite, JdDark, GoldenarmZ & The One Who Knows



Session Start: Sun Aug 04 21:46:04 2002
[20:42] hi amber
[20:42] aslplz
[20:43] ello 19/f/uk
[20:43] u?
[20:43] male pak 35
[20:43] like to chat honey
[20:43] ok
[20:44] r u pakistani
[20:44] nope
[20:44] whats yr name
[20:44] suprisingly its amber
[20:44] :P
[20:44]
[20:45] so what do u do baby
[20:45] im a student
[20:45] where in Uk do u live
[20:46] london
[20:46] nice
[20:46] so do u have a bf
[20:46] u wanna chat dirty or what?
[20:46] do u wanna
[20:47] yea
[20:47] do u have yr pic honey
[20:49] r u alone n hot
[20:49] yea
[20:50] whats yr height
[20:50] yr figure
[20:51] i`ll send ya a pic
[20:52] sure
[20:52] plzz send
[20:53] u got my pic?
[20:54] can i have one of yours?
[20:54] yah sure
[20:54] u r beautiful amber
[20:54] u seen my pic?
[20:54] thankyou
[20:55] love yr eyes n lips
[20:56] u seen mine
[20:56] you are very handsome
[20:56] ooh thanks honey
[20:56] r u alone at home
[20:57] are u at college?
[20:57] no
[20:57] i m 35 in age
[20:57] oh, u look a lot younger
[20:57] yah i do
[20:57] do u like that
[20:58] ooh baby where in london do u live
[20:58] swiss cottage
[20:59] where is that which station is it near
[21:00] swiss cottage station
[21:00] cani have yr email love
[21:00] not yet
[21:00] oki
[21:00] not yet
[21:00] so r u alone right now
[21:00] why honey
[21:00] yea, why wot?
[21:01] u wanna make love
[21:01] c`mon then
[21:01] what r u wearing
[21:01] u have 2 seduce me 1st
[21:02] sure
[21:02] i come close to u from behind
[21:02] im wearing shorts and a short pink t-shirt
[21:02] i kiss yr neck
[21:02] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:02] lickin yr ear lobes
[21:02] mmmmmmmmmm
[21:03] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:03] moving yr hair from yr neck
[21:03] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:03] my hand slowly moves on yr pink t shirt
[21:03] your kisses make me tingle all down my back
[21:03] slowly over yr nice tight boobs
[21:03] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:04] as i kiss yr back
[21:04] slowly
[21:04] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:04] over yr pink tshirt
[21:04] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:04] do u wanna take it off?
[21:04] i turn yr face
[21:04] not yet
[21:04] n kiss yr cheeks
[21:04] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:04] feeling yr hot breath
[21:05] are you hard?
[21:05] yah a bit
[21:05] i touch yr lips with my lips
[21:05] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:05] pressing yr upper lips with my lips
[21:06] my tounge going in ur mouth slwoly
[21:06] you taste nice. mmmm.
[21:06] u too
[21:06] lickin ur slavia
[21:06] mmmmmmmmm
[21:06] ooh amber
[21:06] my hand moving inside yr tshirt
[21:06] you're good
[21:07] im getting hot.......
[21:07] feeling yr body inside
[21:07] my hand moving up to ur bra slowly
[21:07] i like u
[21:07] my nipples are hard
[21:07] i can feel them on my palm
[21:07] ooh
[21:08] sucking yr tounge slowly
[21:08] taking yr tshirt off
[21:08] mmm
[21:09] r u wearing bra baby
[21:09] yea
[21:09] what color
[21:09] dark pink
[21:09] is the clip in front or back
[21:09] its see-thru
[21:09] ooooh
[21:09] back
[21:09] lovly
[21:09] while kissing u i lie u in bed
[21:10] n i turn u over
[21:10] my lips move on yr back
[21:10] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:10] so sweet n tasty
[21:10] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:10] your kisses tickle
[21:10] lickin u to ur bra
[21:10] mmmmmmmmmmm
[21:10] opening yr clip with my lips
[21:11] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:11] thats a skill
[21:11] as i turn u over
[21:11] n i kiss yr left nipple
[21:11] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:12] mmmmmmmmmm
[21:12] mmmmmmmm
[21:12] yeah baby
[21:12] my tounge rolls on yr nipple
[21:12] oooh
[21:12] as i take it in my mouth
[21:12] im getting wet
[21:12] muaaaaaaaaah
[21:12] pressing yr nipples with my lips
[21:12] u hard yet?
[21:12] and holding the right boobs with my hand
[21:13] yah very
[21:13] i want u to get ontop of me
[21:13] i move down slowly
[21:13] ooh baby
[21:13] i love u
[21:13] so i can feel how hard u are
[21:13] yah
[21:13] i kiss ur lips
[21:13] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:14] as my dick moves on ur thighs
[21:14] feeling yr lovly legs onmy dick
[21:14] i push my self against you to feel your hard cock between my legs
[21:14] ooh amber
[21:14] yr legs move round my waist tighter
[21:14] i move slowly rubbing myselkf against you
[21:15] i feel ur body move ith mine
[21:15] yr boobs pressing on my hairy chest
[21:15] i grab your ass with both hands
[21:16] uffffff
[21:16] aaaaaaaaaah
[21:16] and tighten my legs around your waist
[21:16] my dick rubs on yr pussy slowly
[21:16] as we move together
[21:16] on the bed
[21:16] kissing u wild
[21:16] feeling yr eautiful hair
[21:16] feeling yr beautiful hair
[21:16] its so hard........hmmmmmmmmm.....i love it
[21:17] i feel yr wet pussy on my dick rubbing
[21:17] i feel its contraction
[21:17] ooh amber
[21:18] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:18] love u
[21:18] i cant stand it no longer i need to feel u in me
[21:18] ooh baby
[21:18] r u really naked love
[21:18] yes
[21:19] what r u doing right now?
[21:19] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:19] in real life...
[21:19] my dick touching yr pussy tip
[21:19] feeling yr pussy line
[21:19] i m naked
[21:19] n holding my dick and wanting u
[21:20] what r u doing
[21:20] I'm naked also
[21:20] I'm rubbing myself for you
[21:20] you're good
[21:20] i love u
[21:20] u r good too
[21:20] seeing yr pic n kissing yr beautiful lips
[21:20] have u got a webcam?
[21:21] i really want to see you naked
[21:21] no i dont
[21:21]
[21:21] mee too
[21:21]
[21:21] do u have a webcam
[21:21] anyway...
[21:22] i can feel my pussy getting wetter with every movement u make
[21:22] yah and my dick getting harder with yr move
[21:22] i pull u up with yr legs round my waist
[21:23] please just fuck me now
[21:23] sitting together
[21:23] please
[21:23] kissing each other
[21:23] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:23] and my dick feeling yr pussy
[21:23] ooh amber
[21:23] my dick going in slowly
[21:23] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:23] lying over u
[21:23] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ohhhhhhhhh
[21:23] pushing in more
[21:23] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:23] oh god
[21:24] u have nice tight pussy
[21:24] my dick pressing in more
[21:24] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:24] your dick feels so good in my wet pussy
[21:24] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:24] ooh amber i love u
[21:24] push it harder and harder
[21:24] mvoing in more
[21:24] faster
[21:24] all inside
[21:24] moving in n out slowly
[21:24] ur so big
[21:24] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:24] ooh baby
[21:24] don'tnhurt me
[21:25] ooh baby
[21:25] your the best fuck i ever had
[21:25] fucking u slowly
[21:25] no fast
[21:25] hard
[21:25] hard
[21:25] fast
[21:25] hard
[21:25] fast
[21:25] yah
[21:25] hard
[21:25] fast
[21:25] harder
[21:25] hard
[21:25] fast
[21:25] hard
[21:25] fast
[21:25] n faster
[21:25] hard
[21:25] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:25] ohh
[21:25] all in u my love
[21:25] ohhhhhh
[21:25] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:25] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:25] aaaaaaaaaaah
[21:25] ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh!
[21:25] kissing u n fucking u
[21:25] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:26] moving in nout slowly
[21:26] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:26] ooh amber i love u
[21:26] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:26] aaaaaaaaah
[21:26] pressing ur ass
[21:26] i love you too
[21:26] taking u over me now
[21:26] ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
[21:26] riding u on my dick
[21:26] i love your hard cock
[21:27] ooh baby
[21:27] thrust it hard
[21:27] tie me up
[21:27] yah
[21:27] faster harder
[21:27] u like that?
[21:27] deeper inside u
[21:27] tieing people up
[21:27] u like to be tied
[21:28] i like making love slowly and feeling the girl like a flower
[21:28] ok i`ll tie u up
[21:28] * amber-leaf goes to get a rope
[21:28] if u like honey i m all urs
[21:28] * amber-leaf straddles u
[21:28] aaaah
[21:29] u look so beautiful
[21:29] i tie your arms above your head to the bed.....tight
[21:29] wow
[21:29] feeling u
[21:29] i kiss your chest gently
[21:30] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:30] love u honey
[21:30] i move down to your feet and tie u to the bottom of the bed
[21:30] uffffffffffffff
[21:30] i love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[21:31] i slowly move up to your cock and gently lick it
[21:31] ooh my dick is hard n up staright
[21:31] starting to lick up and down
[21:31] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:31] love ur tounge
[21:31] i nibble ur huge cock
[21:32] aaaaaaaaaaah
[21:32] it's hard to fit in my mouth
[21:32] i gag
[21:32] feeling yr lips on it
[21:32] aaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:32] i push a bit up
[21:32] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:32] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:32] love u
[21:32] now i straddle u
[21:32] aaaaaaaaaaah
[21:32] love u
[21:33] i hover above your cock
[21:33] ooh baby
[21:33] and slide down slowly
[21:33] u r too good
[21:33] gently
[21:33] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:33] clenching my muscles
[21:33] ufffffffffff
[21:33] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:33] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:34] i love u amber
[21:34] i move slowly up and down your cock
[21:34] aaaaaaaah
[21:34] moving in n out slowly
[21:34] i see yr lovly boobs moveing
[21:35] from this point onwards your my slave
[21:35] u got that?
[21:35] bitch
[21:35] yah
[21:36] u want me all
[21:36] lick my feet
[21:36] * amber-leaf thrusts her feet into your face
[21:36] muaaaaaaah
[21:36] suck my toes, hard
[21:36] do it1
[21:36] lickin ur feet
[21:36] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:36] sucking yr toes with my lips
[21:36] don't make me ask you twice!
[21:36] that's good
[21:36] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:36] sucking it
[21:37] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:37] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:37] love ur feet
[21:37] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:37] * amber-leaf sits on your face
[21:37] now eat me
[21:37] do it properly
[21:37] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:37] if yuo do it wrong, there will be trouble
[21:37] got that?
[21:37] sit properly
[21:37] yah
[21:37] you're my slave
[21:37] my lips covering yr pussy
[21:37] you don't tell me what to do
[21:37] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:37] don't make that mistake again
[21:38] oki honey
[21:38] don't call me honey
[21:38] call me Mistress
[21:38] I don't like your insolence
[21:38] yah
[21:38] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:38] moving my tounge on ur pussy line
[21:38] mistress
[21:39] good boy
[21:39] my tounge goin gin ur pusy
[21:39] good dog
[21:39] my tounge going in ur pussy
[21:39] now be a good doggie and lick me harder
[21:39] lick my bum hole
[21:39] rim me good
[21:39] exploring yr pussy inside
[21:39] do what i tell u to do!!!!
[21:39] yah mistress
[21:40] lickin ur bum hole
[21:40] good boy
[21:40] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:40] sucking it
[21:40] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:40] moving my tounge on yr asshole
[21:40] * amber-leaf unties you
[21:40] get your wallet
[21:40] i want money inside me
[21:40] yah
[21:40] mistress
[21:40] got it
[21:41] r u about to cum?
[21:41] yah
[21:41] well don't
[21:41] this is about me
[21:41] i love u mistress
[21:41] good
[21:41] oki
[21:41] holding it
[21:41] * amber-leaf ties you up again
[21:41] open your mouth wide
[21:41] aaaaaah
[21:42] * amber-leaf shits in your mouth
[21:42] opening my mouth
[21:42] eat it
[21:42] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:42] i want to see you chewing
[21:42] EAT IT!!!
[21:42] no mistress dont do that
[21:42] SHUT THE FUCK UP
[21:42] I TELL U WHAT TO DO
[21:42] mmmmmmmmmmm
[21:42] eating it
[21:42] * amber-leaf takes your wallet
[21:43] I'm leaving you tied up
[21:43] yah
[21:43] u sick fuck
[21:43] ooh mistress i need u
[21:43] ur talking to one girl and 4 guys
[21:43] you've entertained us well
[21:43] thankyou
[21:43] goodbye#
[21:43] good bye
[21:43] hope you had fun
[21:43] we did
[21:43] yah i did
[21:43] lol
[21:44] except the shit part
[21:44] no really your talkin to 1 gurl and 4 guys
[21:44] really
[21:44] r u having with them all
[21:44] yes, you are a good sport
[21:45]
[21:45] potato chimney
[21:45] laminated breezeblock
[21:45] over and out
Session Close: Sun Aug 04 21:50:09 2002

We hope you enjoyed this as much as us. Funnily enough, we later got a random answerphone message in Asian. Ooer.


Posted by jdat on Aug-04-2002 20:57:

that's sad


Posted by Ste on Aug-04-2002 20:58:

[21:45] potato chimney
[21:45] laminated breezeblock
[21:45] over and out


alan and frays contribution?

i was talking to sum1 called jorgen the other dya, he belived i was a transvestite and was asking me what to do to get this girl, i suggested forcing tablets up her boyfriends bum, and he agreed it was a wise idea, although he did not understand the word anus


edit:

[20:43] male pak 35
[20:43] like to chat honey

:stongue lmfao!!!! hahahahahhahahahaha!!!


Posted by Kinuvan on Aug-04-2002 20:58:

cruel.....but funny.


Posted by DJ Sarah H on Aug-04-2002 20:59:



OK . . . so who is azm and who is amber_leaf (apart from a tobacco)

I assume U lot was amber_leaf cos of the random mentioning of the potato chimney


Posted by Spad on Aug-04-2002 21:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Neo


OK . . . so who is azm and who is amber_leaf (apart from a tobacco)

I assume U lot was amber_leaf cos of the random mentioning of the potato chimney


Sorry should've explained, we were amber-leaf. We found AZM in a teen chatroom.

jdat, it's not sad, it's very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very funny.


Posted by Ste on Aug-04-2002 21:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Spad


We found AZM in a teen chatroom.



that makes my edit point even more hilarious


Posted by DRM on Aug-04-2002 21:17:

LMFAO, well thanks for entertaining me too


Posted by KilldaDJ on Aug-04-2002 22:19:

Jester

quote:
Originally posted by Spad
Sorry should've explained, we were amber-leaf. We found AZM in a teen chatroom.

jdat, it's not sad, it's very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very funny.


ROFL
true, that is actually really funny
larfin all the way thru


Posted by Luke Terry on Aug-04-2002 22:22:

Cool

hahaha, rotflmfaosmih

lol @ the asl some more:
[20:43] male pak 35

no offence packys, but wot, u hav no dick or fanny, or hameophrodite or however the fuk u spell it haha

neo, i ain't got no reply 2 my pm u tool


Posted by Az on Aug-04-2002 22:58:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat
that's sad

are you in fact azm?
Thats prolly the funniest thing ever


Posted by Happy_dropper on Aug-04-2002 23:01:

Erotic stuff guys.. thanks


Posted by CyberTeraz on Aug-04-2002 23:07:

Thats mintos! I am still the phone sex king though i must add!


Posted by Ste on Aug-04-2002 23:30:

quote:
Originally posted by CyberTeraz
Thats mintos! I am still the phone sex king though i must add!


he sure is!

i mean

i wouldnt know!

fly told me!


Posted by CyberTeraz on Aug-04-2002 23:34:

quote:
Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR


he sure is!

i mean

i wouldnt know!

fly told me!


I give fly phone pleasure on many occasions! Anyone else that would like phone relief my number is 07751217328!

3 different girls - one messy tissue!


Posted by Ste on Aug-04-2002 23:36:

quote:
Originally posted by CyberTeraz



3 different girls - one messy tissue!



LMFAOOOOO!!!!


Posted by Spyder on Aug-04-2002 23:39:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat
that's sad

Come on Admit it.. you doo the same thing.. lol


Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Aug-04-2002 23:46:

LMAO

Hilarious stuff nice 1


Posted by jdat on Aug-05-2002 00:31:

Love Poundin' Sensation my hear beats for you

quote:
Originally posted by Julie_Spyder

Come on Admit it.. you doo the same thing.. lol


only with you sweety


lol


Posted by Spyder on Aug-05-2002 00:35:

Re: my hear beats for you

quote:
Originally posted by jdat


only with you sweety


lol

oh come on..... what if it was my cuzin.. who was sitting on the puter.. hmm using my name.. he has thoes possiblities.. :P


Posted by DJ Sarah H on Aug-05-2002 02:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Project T

neo, i ain't got no reply 2 my pm u tool



U expected a reply ? � ?
what's the world coming to ?
i got your PM but as it was u i could not be arsed to reply
expect your vinyl sometime this week


Posted by Miss Proximus on Aug-05-2002 07:34:

LoL!

you 4 ARE good help me out tonite ok? hahha


Posted by Luke Terry on Aug-05-2002 09:54:

Cool

quote:
Originally posted by Wicked Neo



U expected a reply ? � ?
what's the world coming to ?
i got your PM but as it was u i could not be arsed to reply
expect your vinyl sometime this week


You gotta let me pay for it u turkey


Posted by sykadelik on Aug-05-2002 10:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Project T


You gotta let me pay for it u turkey


LMFAO!!

I'll have some free plastic as well if ur giving it away.

:P


Posted by evil_bastard on Aug-07-2002 18:12:

Classic!

Check out www.baiting.org they have loads of pranks like that. Some of them are brilliant! You could try sending it in, they might put it on.

The best are then the 'female' gradually drops hints that they are a bloke and the other takes ages to catch on

I'll find a good one on baiting and post it...


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