so i scored a job interview today with a hot chick...

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Posted by TranceSpeeder on Apr-19-2011 01:17:

so i scored a job interview today with a hot chick...

...how do I get her to bang me? hahaha. oh... its for a job I really dont want.

Posted by bas on Apr-19-2011 01:18:

Get her cell number and fire off pics of your peen to her inbox.

Posted by Ted Promo on Apr-19-2011 01:18:

USE FORCE

USE YOUR HANDS

Posted by Reza on Apr-19-2011 01:25:

jerk off before

Posted by TranceSpeeder on Apr-19-2011 01:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Reza
jerk off before

hahaha nah man...

Posted by jupiterone on Apr-19-2011 01:53:

Re: so i scored an job interview today with a hot chick...

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Originally posted by TranceSpeeder
...how do I get her to bang me? hahaha. oh... its for a job I really dont want.

you plant your feet in the ground, look that bitch square in the eyes and say, "baby, you and me is going on a date that's end of story."

Posted by TranceSpeeder on Apr-19-2011 02:24:

Re: Re: so i scored an job interview today with a hot chick...

quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone
you plant your feet in the ground, look that bitch square in the eyes and say, "baby, you and me is going on a date that's end of story."

i might get escorted out for that one hahaha.

Posted by jupiterone on Apr-19-2011 02:32:

you should probably just take the job and befriend her if you want her to suck your penis. that's usually the first step unless you're a rapist

Posted by TranceSpeeder on Apr-19-2011 02:56:

I really dont want the job... its one of those pyramid scams.

Posted by jupiterone on Apr-19-2011 03:05:

win her over with chloroform

Posted by enydo on Apr-19-2011 03:05:

Rape her on the desk forcefully. Assert your dominance.

Posted by geroin on Apr-19-2011 03:24:

easy... pretend you're really interested and invite her out to discuss it further

Posted by WittyHandle on Apr-19-2011 04:17:

^ Oh the days of no head games. I miss you

Posted by TranceSpeeder on Apr-19-2011 04:55:

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Originally posted by WittyHandle
^ Oh the days of no head games. I miss you

i agree man its all bullshit now.

Posted by aquila on Apr-19-2011 09:04:

Tell her you're gay.

Posted by Meat187 on Apr-19-2011 11:43:

Wait, before you do anything else make sure her name is not Avana.

Posted by Syntonic on Apr-19-2011 12:13:

quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone
you should probably just take the job and befriend her if you want her to suck your penis. that's usually the first step unless you're a rapist

Posted by shaw on Apr-19-2011 12:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Meat187
Wait, before you do anything else make sure her name is not Avana.

Posted by VAR on Apr-19-2011 13:26:

Posted by Fledz on Apr-19-2011 13:39:

Naked Man

Posted by idoru on Apr-19-2011 14:28:

Just don't say stuff like "an job" out loud and you'll be golden.

Posted by EddieZilker on Apr-19-2011 14:55:

When she asks you about your job history, conflate that with your own narrative regarding your past relationships. For instance, if she asks what your favorite thing about your last job was, and your last girlfriend went from zero to bitch in 3.6 seconds but she was fucking awesome in the sack, tell the interviewer that you were able to find great reward in repetitive tasks that required an enormous attention to detail and were provided with more than adequate tools to elevate your job performance. Embellish the details saying things like, "I was really able to get into a rhythm with it that seemed to make things go faster.", "My direct supervisor was very flexible and participated in a lot of the processes which allowed us to attain a mutually satisfying result.", or "Even when my supervisor was finished with her job, she'd stay to help me finish mine."

Posted by Rodri Santos on Apr-19-2011 15:28:

quote:
Originally posted by EddieZilker
When she asks you about your job history, conflate that with your own narrative regarding your past relationships. For instance, if she asks what your favorite thing about your last job was, and your last girlfriend went from zero to bitch in 3.6 seconds but she was fucking awesome in the sack, tell the interviewer that you were able to find great reward in repetitive tasks that required an enormous attention to detail and were provided with more than adequate tools to elevate your job performance. Embellish the details saying things like, "I was really able to get into a rhythm with it that seemed to make things go faster.", "My direct supervisor was very flexible and participated in a lot of the processes which allowed us to attain a mutually satisfying result.", or "Even when my supervisor was finished with her job, she'd stay to help me finish mine."

huh this is nice you can be quite straight "suck my dick" and react in consequence, you'll always win if you are not interested in the job, be clear and go for it but i can see this Eddie version working

Posted by Scoops on Apr-19-2011 15:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Rodri Santos
huh this is nice you can be quite straight "suck my dick"

hahahaha this reminds of this time at one of my old jobs while worked in retail...

this girl asked me to help her find something and my reply was "How bout you suck my dick". She kinda laughed it off

the next day my OPs/HR mgr called me into his office and said that he got a diturbing phone call from her in regards to what i said. He questiond me bout it which i denied. But then he went on saying that word around the store was that she suckd a few dicks in the work place

Posted by shaw on Apr-19-2011 15:39:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
Just don't say stuff like "an job" out loud and you'll be golden.

Glad to see someone else found it offensive.

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