Tiger Milk - TranceAddict Forums

TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Chill Out Room
-- Tiger Milk
Pages (3): [1] 2 3 »

Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-06-2011 02:05:

Tiger Milk

So I work with a guy with one arm. He`s an Indian fellow from Bangladesh. Today I finally worked up the balls to ask him about his arm. HE told me something crazy. In Bangladesh they drink milk from the tiger, tiger`s milk. It`s one of the many odd but amazing delicacies of his people. SO this guy took an ad in the paper for work while he lived there to produce tigers milk. When he showed up, he was given a jugg and was directed towards the tiger in the jungle which he was told was drugged and asleep. As he began milking it the tiger awoke. he lost his arm. Insane! the guy escaped to Canada and now has two kids.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-06-2011 02:09:

I actually heard about the tiger milk thing from these Cambodian chicks I used to know.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-06-2011 02:11:

I`d personally love to try tigers milk. The guy said it tastes nectary and thick

Posted by Sushipunk on Dec-06-2011 02:24:

Posted by kadomony on Dec-06-2011 02:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
nectary and thick

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-06-2011 03:00:

Posted by simplcake on Dec-06-2011 03:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
I`d personally love to try tigers milk. The guy said it tastes nectary and thick

Posted by ziptnf on Dec-06-2011 03:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
I`d personally love to try tigers milk. The guy said it tastes nectary and thick

Ah yes, tell me of its thickness. Is it viscous?

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-06-2011 03:09:

I've made the switch to coconut milk. It's pretty awesome.

Posted by BTG on Dec-06-2011 03:10:

I think your friend is bullshitting you.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-06-2011 03:11:

ahhh coconut. what a great fruit. did you know the trinidad revolution was fought with it?

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-06-2011 03:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
ahhh coconut. what a great fruit. did you know the trinidad revolution was fought with it?

go on...

Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-06-2011 03:13:

thats all

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-06-2011 03:15:

oh. well yes, i did not know that.

Posted by stren on Dec-06-2011 08:25:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
I've made the switch to coconut milk. It's pretty awesome.

coconut is the most delicious mammal

Posted by itsamemario on Dec-06-2011 15:15:

Re: Tiger Milk

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
So I work with a guy with one arm. He`s an Indian fellow from Bangladesh. Today I finally worked up the balls to ask him about his arm. HE told me something crazy. In Bangladesh they drink milk from the tiger, tiger`s milk. It`s one of the many odd but amazing delicacies of his people. SO this guy took an ad in the paper for work while he lived there to produce tigers milk. When he showed up, he was given a jugg and was directed towards the tiger in the jungle which he was told was drugged and asleep. As he began milking it the tiger awoke. he lost his arm. Insane! the guy escaped to Canada and now has two kids.

Lol, he trolled you hard, Eric. Nobody drinks fucking tiger milk. Have you tried cat milk? It's fucking disgusting, and I doubt milk from a cat from the Panthera lineage would be any better. Think beef vs. venison, only grosser. And he gets attacked by a tiger in India and the tiger chases him all the way to Canada? Yeah right.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-06-2011 15:23:

I dunno man, these Cambodian chicks told me some crazy stories. One of them had scars all over her arms cause when she was a baby, the witch doctor or whatever the fuck cut her to protect her from evil spirits or something. Tiger milk is some weird aphrodisiac that they think gives them power.

Posted by Vector A on Dec-06-2011 15:30:

And not just the milk!

quote:
In traditional Chinese medicine, a tiger penis is said to have important therapeutic properties.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_penis

Posted by itsamemario on Dec-06-2011 16:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
I dunno man, these Cambodian chicks told me some crazy stories. One of them had scars all over her arms cause when she was a baby, the witch doctor or whatever the fuck cut her to protect her from evil spirits or something. Tiger milk is some weird aphrodisiac that they think gives them power.

What has scars on her arms from a crazy bush man witch doctor has anything to do with tiger milk?

Plus Cambodia is fucking wild bush country compared to India. India has books and streets and some of the biggest cities in the world, Cambodia has jungle. And tigers.

Anyway, I bet you he's just a scam artist and he's trying to get you interested in buying the stuff, and of course he might have a guy, and blablabla 500 bucks later and you have a milk carton of 80/20 elephant semen and Sunny D.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-06-2011 16:31:

No, you're wrong.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-06-2011 16:34:

Male tigers.

Posted by Adam420 on Dec-06-2011 16:35:

I read last week that there are only like 2,000-3,000 tigers left in the wild in the world. Tigers should be left the fuck alone, that's for sure.

Posted by itsamemario on Dec-06-2011 16:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
No, you're wrong.

Dude, seriously. The fucking cambodians have been pulling that scam here in Norway for years.

Posted by Lira on Dec-06-2011 16:46:

Posted by Vector A on Dec-06-2011 16:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira

http://i.imgur.com/VymT1.jpg

Pages (3): [1] 2 3 »