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an awesome line i just used

so as i was leaving this chic's place she asked me, "you got everything, right?" to which i replied, "no. how could i have everything when i'm leaving you behind?"

feel free to use this line the next time you're abt to leave a girl's place. if you haven't already fucked her, this will endear you to her enough that she might give it serious thought. if you have already fucked her, then she'll think you're actually a nice guy that gives a fuck about things other than fucking.

bye.

Anyone else here think Anotherway's a virgin?

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Originally posted by WittyHandle Anyone else here think Anotherway's a virgin?

Was there ever any doubt?

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Originally posted by WittyHandle Anyone else here think Anotherway's a virgin?

i know that this is just your way of saying thanks, brah.

yah. maybe not a virgin, but i bet he's nailing really ugly fat bitches.

Those who talk about it most do it the least.

How much did this 'chic' cost?

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights How much did this 'chic' cost?

You beat me to the question

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights How much did this 'chic' cost?

5 bucks and 6 Big Macs.

I have used pick up lines before.

My favorite is:

"Do you like tacos? Let's fuck!"

pretty sure the only women that would get with this guy are the ones that go home with a guy who's pick up line is "i have a pulse".

In the words of the jersey shore, this mother ****** is jumping on grenades all the time.

i once called a girl something along the line of my dirty little slut while we were engaging in sexual activity to which she stopped and demanded an apology. I felt my creativity was being stifled and that given the climate what i had said was totally acceptable and said in a way that was not chauvinistic or mean. I mean you had to be there. I could of apologized and continued but my integrity felt otherwise. I put my pants on and stole the bottle of wine.

One liners are for dumb-asses that try to nail retards.

Had you fucked her properly, you wouldn't have to say a thing. One liners are just so tacky. PRetty sure most girls would find a guy with nothing to say and red cheeks more endearing than the , hey, don't make me call the sheriff cause you are breaking a hotness bylaw.
but in the spirit of the thread , here are some more

best pussy of the day.
My friends were totally right
Call the police and i will kill you
Well that was fucking mediocre
You fuck like a panda.
you look like a panda
you're ass has panda qualities.
I feel like you owe me some money
You know i was thinking about raping you tonight
You fuck like my sister and trust me babe, that is a compliment
Might want to get yourself tested
Don't tell your mom or she will hate you and want a divorce.
Don't cry, i only do that with special girls
Can't wait to put that on the web.
Damn m for a 12 year old, you sure know what to do.

judging from your previous threads I am pretty sure none of this happened, unless she was a prostitute and didn't want you leaving behind anything you wont get back .

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Originally posted by LoveHate unless she was a prostitute

LOL.

I once used a great line on a prostitute. I was in Ibiza, San Antonio, just coming from judgement sundays trying to get to my hotel room and I ended up in wrong alley. This fat black prostitute came to me from behind and put her hands in my pockets and squeezed my balls and said: "Hey sugar, wanna have sex?" On which I replied: "Yes, but not with you."

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 so as i was leaving this chic's place she asked me, "you got everything, right?" to which i replied, "no. how could i have everything when i'm leaving you behind?"

Any girl falling for a line like this is probably 14 years old.

Where'd you get your skills, brah? The Fresh Prince?

I'll use it, she'll think it's really sweet probably.

You can use this one too next time you meet a girl who works at the airport check-in desk and is going to be working at the time you fly out:

Her: "Haha really? I might check you in."

You: "You won't be checkin' me in, you'll be checkin' me out"

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Originally posted by BTG yah. maybe not a virgin, but i bet he's paying for really ugly fat bitches.

Fixed that for you.

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Originally posted by FuzzQi I'll use it, she'll think it's really sweet probably. You can use this one too next time you meet a girl who works at the airport check-in desk and is going to be working at the time you fly out: Her: "Haha really? I might check you in." You: "You won't be checkin' me in, you'll be checkin' me out"

Or if you are like dating a felon, you can tell them their beauty is criminal. Or if she is an astraunot, the next time she goes into space, you can call and tell her she is out of this world.

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Originally posted by Looney4Clooney i once called a girl something along the line of my dirty little slut while we were engaging in sexual activity to which she stopped and demanded an apology. I felt my creativity was being stifled and that given the climate what i had said was totally acceptable and said in a way that was not chauvinistic or mean. I mean you had to be there. I could of apologized and continued but my integrity felt otherwise. I put my pants on and stole the bottle of wine. One liners are for dumb-asses that try to nail retards.

Come on you looser, we all know you didn't do anything of the sort.

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights How much did this 'chic' cost?

250$ for a handjob

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Originally posted by Euforix 250$?!?! For that price it's should be done with a golden glove.

I imagine that would be a little uncomfortable.

Goddamn this place is going down. Fuck.

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