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terrys chocolate oranges

arnt these just a pain to get into, on the label it says tap and unwrap, so i tapped it and i still cant get the slices out, so i get hammer to it still they dont shift, its only made a dent in it, finally i had to use a screw driver to leaver the slices apert, n e one find this or it just me?

I cant stand chocolate orange, yet still i get about 9 each year for xmas.

Im not special enough for anyone to buy me a choccy orange

I wouldnt mind one of them white choc orange's tho.

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Originally posted by SpecialKat I cant stand chocolate orange, yet still i get about 9 each year for xmas.

send em to my house

I don't like them
I didn't get any chocolate this year
which is shit cos I got stoned and nothing to eat

i only got 3 this year but special ones wit lik crunchy bits in then

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Originally posted by jonsimmonds arnt these just a pain to get into, on the label it says tap and unwrap, so i tapped it and i still cant get the slices out, so i get hammer to it still they dont shift, its only made a dent in it, finally i had to use a screw driver to leaver the slices apert, n e one find this or it just me?

Seems to happen if they melt a bit then solidify again. You have to eat them like an apple after that...

ahh that explains it

hey anyone tried those terry's chocolate Mcflurries?!

Dont eat the mcflurries, they are rank, heh, nought like a chocolate orange

Oh and get the thing out the box, then wack it really really really hard on the floor a few times and a few slices will come out, then start from there

got a big galaxy bar, and lots of Sour Haribo this year

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Originally posted by jonsimmonds arnt these just a pain to get into, on the label it says tap and unwrap, so i tapped it and i still cant get the slices out, so i get hammer to it still they dont shift, its only made a dent in it, finally i had to use a screw driver to leaver the slices apert, n e one find this or it just me?

i found the exact same thing with mine this year and it hadnt even been in the fridge. tap and unwrap - bollocks!

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike got a big galaxy bar, and lots of Sour Haribo this year

Ok if we r gonna be like that:

Toblerone
2 packs of double jammie dodgers
Selection box
Maltesers (fecking stupidly big box)
Celebrations box
2 chocolate ornages
Oh sorry thats when i stop being sad, they must think i am a chocoholic or sommit

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Originally posted by jonsimmonds so i tapped it and i still cant get the slices out, so i get hammer to it still they dont shift, its only made a dent in it

What kind of hammer ? Try a sledgehammer, that should sort it out

If not, sell it to the Militiary to do research on.

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Originally posted by Volksjoolz hey anyone tried those terry's chocolate Mcflurries?!

Yeah i quite enjoyed it. Trouble is they all taste the same and no matter what some greasy student working behinds the counter always gibs in them.

you just need to be a bit more enthusiastic about it


by 'tap and unwrap' they actually mean:

1) Insert chocolate orange in football sock.
2) Raise above head.
3) Spin round in the style of a hammer thrower until the desired velocity is achieved.
4) Launch at a good, sturdy wall with all your might.

If these instructions are followed correctly, your chocolate orange should be successfully broken down into it's segment shaped component parts.

Alternatively, if you're rich or Tim Henman, insert the chocolate orange into a tennis ball shooter and fire it it a wall.

a rotary saw usually does the trick.

have u ever put one in the freezer and tried to get the bits apart?

hrm i got one left i may try that to keep me occupied tonight

im sure there was a terrys chocolate orange advert a few years back.... and you saw it getting dropped on the floor or on a table or sumthing, then it split the foil and each segment fell into the perfect place. or i might have just drempt it, why id be dreaming about chocolate ornages i have no idea

chocolate can kill.

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Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z] im sure there was a terrys chocolate orange advert a few years back.... and you saw it getting dropped on the floor or on a table or sumthing, then it split the foil and each segment fell into the perfect place. or i might have just drempt it, why id be dreaming about chocolate ornages i have no idea

It wasnt a dream, they also did the one where it went all the way round the room, and dropped on the blokes head and split into the segments. But i still beleive in my way of really wacking it on the floor

alternatively wait til some one annoys the fuck out of you and then put it in a sock and set about them! by the end of it the victim will prolly be unconscious and your choc orange will be split ready for eating!

people should just buy chocolate orange bars.. much less hassle.

i suggest we drill a hole in the centre of a chocolate organe, the wedge in sheets of plastic into the gaps in the slices, the attach to a large poel and viola, energy problem solved by terrys chocolate orange wind farms.

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Originally posted by flystyler It wasnt a dream, they also did the one where it went all the way round the room, and dropped on the blokes head and split into the segments. But i still beleive in my way of really wacking it on the floor

yessssss thats the one!!!!!! haHAHA you **** i fucking hate you you silly immature piece of fucking arabian horse shit with flies on it that gone white with age

or sumthing

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