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Posted by sooper on Jan-13-2003 02:55:

Welcome to TOTA Jonny P!!

We were all very happy to hear that you threw away the last of your Sharon, Lois & Bram records. Many smiled when they found out that you no longer considered the Full House theme song to be the epitemy of melodic musical composition. Cheers rang through the streets, when it became clear that your Backstreet Boys t-shirts were to no longer be included in your daily wardrobe.

YOU HAD FOUND TRANCE.

And, just as importantly, you have found www.TRANCEADDICT.com

Welcome.

Now, lets get a few things straight.

#1. 'TOTA' does NOT stand for "Tits, Oh ya! Tits, Alright!!" Rather, it's the abbreviation used by us Toronto Trance Addicts for ourselves.

#2. Any nude pictures you may have of either of your two hot sisters should be emailed to me immedietly.

#3. Your mom is also hot, so include any nude, or semi-nude pictures you have of her.

#4. These forums are mainly used for sharing any trance related news & information, and stories about your grandmother farting at the dinner table - participation is encouraged.

#5. Feel free to make fun of HanSolo - we all do.

#6. Download Art of Trance - Kaleidescope (Sunday Club 'Lens of Atlantic' Mix) right now - make sure you get the right remix.

#7. If you can't sleep at night, it's probably because you didn't jerk off that day.

#8. BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE GIG GIG GIG.

In closing, enjoy the TOTA, and clean your choda.

...everyday.

Posted by Endlesswave on Jan-13-2003 03:12:

Uhhhhhhhhh welcome man... Beware of sooper's farts...he might think they are quite aromatic but meh I'd run like hell if you come near one...

Posted by LKD on Jan-13-2003 03:47:

Who this Johnny P???

wlecome anyway..oh and about those pics, watever u send sooper, send me too.....sooper seems to generally have good taste so im guessing hes right in what he says....lol

j/k

welcome aboard...

Posted by Fir3start3r on Jan-13-2003 03:53:

and Bcc this way...

Posted by LKD on Jan-13-2003 03:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Fir3start3r
and Bcc this way...

well now that u told the whole board, he can jsut CC instead..makes nodifference
lol

Posted by Fir3start3r on Jan-13-2003 03:58:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
well now that u told the whole board, he can jsut CC instead..makes nodifference
lol

Ssssssssshhhhhhh!!!!
How can I build my nude-pic database in obscurity and peace then??

Posted by sooper on Jan-13-2003 04:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Fir3start3r
Ssssssssshhhhhhh!!!!
How can I build my nude-pic database in obscurity and peace then??

My friends!! No worries...as soon as I get my hands on these pics, I'll start a thread to show em off!

Jonny P won't mind - he's used to everyone wanting to see his sisters naked.

...and his mom.

Posted by Fir3start3r on Jan-13-2003 04:02:

(Pardon the pun but) that's just sooper!!

Posted by LKD on Jan-13-2003 04:02:

quote:
Originally posted by sooper
My friends!! No worries...as soon as I get my hands on these pics, I'll start a thread to show em off!

Jonny P won't mind - he's used to everyone wanting to see his sisters naked.

...and his mom.

so where is this Johnny P fellow???

no sign of him

btw..u know there are some other TAs here with nice sisters....but lets not get into that shall we...

Posted by jon jon on Jan-13-2003 04:04:

hahah Jonny P doesn't exist he's like Kaiser Sosai (spelling?)

But apparently his sisters are the real thing, Jenny in particular has serious tits. (and we wonder why there aren't any girls around here)

Posted by LKD on Jan-13-2003 04:08:

quote:
Originally posted by halo20
hahah Jonny P doesn't exist he's like Kaiser Sosai (spelling?)

But apparently his sisters are the real thing, Jenny in particular has serious tits. (and we wonder why there aren't any girls around here)

ok Jon..honestly..wtf???

how can the dude not exist?? I mean..if "his " sisters are real, then hes gotta exist or else his sister are not his and are just a pair of sisters..see the logic??

oh and his mom wouldnt be his mom but their mom

Posted by sooper on Jan-13-2003 04:09:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
so where is this Johnny P fellow???

no sign of him

btw..u know there are some other TAs here with nice sisters....but lets not get into that shall we...

Okee:

Jonny P is new to the board. Accordingly, he has not yet developed the intense psychological addiction to TA that the rest of us all suffer from. He'll make his appearance soon, and hopefully tell us all there is to tell about his two sisters.

quote:
Originally posted by halo20
hahah Jonny P doesn't exist he's like Kaiser Sosai (spelling?)

But apparently his sisters are the real thing, Jenny in particular has serious tits. (and we wonder why there aren't any girls around here)

There's no JENNY in the Jonny P family, but you are BANG ON about the serious tits. Perky fun for everybody!

Posted by trancearmada on Jan-13-2003 15:21:

Posted by hansolo on Jan-13-2003 19:12:

Re: Welcome to TOTA Jonny P!!

quote:
Originally posted by sooper

#5. Feel free to make fun of HanSolo - we all do.

Yeah that guys such a loser, oh wait... dammit!!

F U sooper.

Welcome Jonny P.

Posted by sooper on Jan-13-2003 19:25:

Re: Re: Welcome to TOTA Jonny P!!

quote:
Originally posted by hansolo
F U sooper.

Is "F U" short form for 'fantastic underwear'?

That's how your mum described them.

But don't get the wrong idea, she was just doin my laundry.

...and then blowing me between loads.

HA HA....LOADS! too funny.

"Hey Satan, its nice and warm in here - right on!" says Soop.

Posted by sooper on Jan-15-2003 21:24:

JONNY P's ONLINE RIGHT NOW!!

--amazing--

Posted by LKD on Jan-15-2003 21:30:

quote:
Originally posted by sooper
JONNY P's ONLINE RIGHT NOW!!

--amazing--

OMG fo real guy??

Posted by JonnyP on Jan-15-2003 21:30:

Child Porn

First and foremost i would like to thank you all for the worm welcome. My trip to Israel was fantastic. Is the place to be right now, not only for the sights and spiritual aspect but for the music. We were lucked enough to party at TLV which is a big club in Tel Aviv. Amazing.

My sisters are 9 and 12 years old so Sooper you have to seek professional help... Has anyone seen Soopers mom... Hansolo can agree with me that she is most Sooper.

Sooper and Hans...keep me floating with all the great tunes. I love this shit. Fucking great!
Piece in the middle east....JonnyP

Posted by sooper on Jan-15-2003 21:33:

Re: Child Porn

quote:
Originally posted by JonnyP
First and foremost i would like to thank you all for the worm welcome. My trip to Israel was fantastic. Is the place to be right now, not only for the sights and spiritual aspect but for the music. We were lucked enough to party at TLV which is a big club in Tel Aviv. Amazing.

My sisters are 9 and 12 years old so Sooper you have to seek professional help... Has anyone seen Soopers mom... Hansolo can agree with me that she is most Sooper.

Sooper and Hans...keep me floating with all the great tunes. I love this shit. Fucking great!
Piece in the middle east....JonnyP

Ya, my mom's pretty hot - who wants in?

Posted by sooper on Jan-15-2003 21:34:

Re: Re: Child Porn

quote:
Originally posted by sooper
Ya, my mom's pretty hot - who wants in?

You're one SICK SICK fuck - I'm gonna kick your ass.

Jerk.

Posted by LKD on Jan-15-2003 21:36:

Re: Re: Re: Child Porn

quote:
Originally posted by sooper
You're one SICK SICK fuck - I'm gonna kick your ass.

Jerk.

i know...extremely sick

Posted by sooper on Jan-15-2003 21:39:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Child Porn

quote:
Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
i know...extremely sick

I'm kicking my own ass as we speak (type) so no worries.

But I ain't gonna be the one kissing it better.

Posted by LKD on Jan-15-2003 21:44:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Child Porn

quote:
Originally posted by sooper
I'm kicking my own ass as we speak (type) so no worries.

But I ain't gonna be the one kissing it better.

neither am i

Posted by sooper on Jan-15-2003 21:46:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Child Porn

quote:
Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
neither am i

Well there's a blessing!

I've got two ass cheeks...Jonny P's got two sisters...

who wants to do the math?

Posted by DigiNut on Jan-15-2003 21:47:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Child Porn

quote:
Originally posted by sooper
Well there's a blessing!

I've got two ass cheeks...Jonny P's got two sisters...

who wants to do the math?

So are you saying you like to get your salad tossed? Or is a kiss really just a kiss here?

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