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**Ban The TA Veterans**

You wanted it......you got it!!!!

ah hahahhahahaha....i love not being on any list....or hardly being known except when i pop out of the wood work.....*sniff* im jealous *pouts*

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Originally posted by cycloptor ah hahahhahahaha....i love not being on any list....or hardly being known except when i pop out of the wood work.....*sniff* im jealous *pouts*

your avatar could get you on the TOP of the list.

Well, titgirl... you're going down in this one.

Evidence: Exhibit A

I have no shame!

PINK OWNS!

is thankful that he is not in the list of ta veterans.....even tho, I've been around long enuf.

All of you beat it so torontotrance and I can rule !!

YA!

Once upon a time there was a little girl named Skinny McSweettits. One day she was walking down the street when a hippopotamus approached her. Skinny McSweettits turned to the hippopotamus before it could say anything, and she said "whatsamatta with you, you big fat hippopottapie? where's your umbrella?"
Well, the hippopotamus was caught quite offguard by Skinny McSweettits' rather harsh remarks. He replied to the little girl in front of him "Little girl, silly little girl. Don't you know what's polite to say to a hippopittlepop when you see one?"
"No," said little McSweettits "No I don't. But I imagine you are going to tell me, aren't you?"
But the hippopotamus just laughed. He laughed and laughed, then farted and laughed some more.
"What's so funny, you mean ugly hippozinklesplat!?" demanded McSweettits.
"You mean you don't know little girl?" inquired the hippopotamus.
Now, as you might imagine, Skinny McSweettits was quite furious with the blubber beast in front of her. She removed a can of SodaUrine from her knapsack and proceeded to shake it vigoursly. Aiming the top of the can towards the hippopotamus, she opened the beverage releasing a torrent of SodaUrine at the laughing hippo.
Fortunately for the hippopotamus, he was able to block the liquid with an umbrella that bounced the SodaUrine straight back onto McSweettits.
The hippo laughed and farted some more. "Little girl, silly little girl. It's a good thing I keep an umbrella up my ass."
"Yes it is," said a smiling, dripping wet Skinny McSweettits, "yes it is."
Then she farted too.

TRUE STORY

haha Nat u'r nuts
thanx 4 sparing me

WOOHOOO

im leading with 5 votes...



oh wait..... 6 now...cos i voted for myself


ahahahahahhahaha

I have chosen to withhold my vote until one of the participants sway my vote in an attempt to win this popularity contest.

My money is on sooper!!!! Don't let me down or I'll send Zeina after you again!

Xena?

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Originally posted by DJ Arsalan your avatar could get you on the TOP of the list.

awwwww....iron chef rules.....

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Originally posted by halo20 Xena?

No. Zeina was my pet Ostrich in South Africa that kicked Sooper in the nads so HARD. Apparntly he was black and blue and had to ice them for weeks. I wouldn't know though Johnny P told me.

Liam is still in the lead. Don't worry mate, I didn't vote for you but I convinced my grandma too.

Are we allowed to vote for ourself ?

the following memebers will be on TA's black list forever.

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Originally posted by halo20 Xena?

No. ZEINA (Zay-Nah).

I went to primary school with her. She was from Trinidad. She was VERY large.

One day, during recess, I kicked her soccer ball all the way down the field. So, after kicking her ball, she goes to kick mine...

I jumped in the air to avoid the kick, but on the way back down she kicked again, and her foot connected squarley with my sac. Keep in mind she was wearing steel-tip boots of some sort. Anyway, I collapsed in a heap on the ground, and my friends eventually helped me up and walked me back to school. I was pretty ashamed about all this, so I tried my best to keep it to myself. I was a limping pre-pubescent bag of pure agony and misery. Anyway, I got home, and not wanting to talk about my balls with my mum, I kept silent. But then she reminded me that I had my first swimming lesson of the season that night, and I caved. I ended up going to the hospital, where a female doctor inspected my lil bag of nuts. I stayed home from school for the next week, with my legs elevated and ice on my pleasure pouch.

When my mum took me back to school, and together with the pricipal, we confronted Zeina, she had the 'balls' to deny the whole thing.

But how do you explain my left nut that was bruised purple for two weeks Zeina? How do you explain that?

That's right.

True story for real.
Just as TA Member PACO - he was there - he helped me to my feet right after my boys got punished.

^^^^

The real thruth is always funnier than fiction!

LKD is goin down .. his lack of female interaction has caused everyone else to raunchynize their sigs ..

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Originally posted by dEsidEL LKD is goin down .. his lack of female interaction has caused everyone else to raunchynize their sigs ..

Exactly why I voted for him. But who voted for me? I do feel honoured to be caled a ta veteran. I donlt do E anymore ansd I am only a Pervert IN DOORS AND PRIVATE. Unlike nat and sooper that post and talk on MSN nude telling me all the shit they aren;t wearing :S. Besides I went to rehab.

Where is my name? I need to be banned for my PROPER music love
The only real Progressive Head left around here (shawzy, marcin (blue_neon) and tw1tch are also quilifying).



and btw halo20 should be banned for leaving progressive scene

jk

hehe i voted for halo20, come on buddy i know you can do it, be a ass and you can win, you are almost there 2 votes, you can beat LKD

HELLO!!! MECHA!!!

I think I was one of the first on here....

Wait a sec ... WTF voted me to be banned ? I didn't vote for myself yet. &

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