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i know you've all heard it before, but i cant resist posting
"video games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
thats the greatest quote of all time lol, any others?
Bart: "but dad...i was only trying to help!"
homer: "boy, what did i tell you about trying and helping!?"
lol...gotta love it 
This one's not funny, but think about it for a second:
"Youth is wasted on the young"
Men forget but never forgive, women forgive but never forget
jack handy quotes:
I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles! Tadpoles is a winner!" We all thought he was crazy. But then we had some growing up to do.
If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say "How do you figger that!" real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk.
I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.
If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl.
"Music is a higher revelation than philosiphy"
Ludwig Van Beethoven
"...too many people are simply in it for the money and fame, and not actually interested in producing quality tunes.. " - Ian Van Dahl 
"the ships hung in the sky, much the way bricks dont"
-douglas adams
genius man
more
"`Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.'"
"`If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.'"
douglas adams
what a man
-tim
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...&threadid=53978
marge: come on homer, time for church!
homer: i dont feel like going today.
marge: homer, the lord only asks one hour a week!
homer: well, then he should've made the week an hour longer! louzy God...
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| I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his |
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| Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike "...too many people are simply in it for the money and fame, and not actually interested in producing quality tunes.. " - Ian Van Dahl |
i saw this in a bathroom
anybody can piss on the floor so be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
"you can have any colour you want, as long as it's black"
Henry Ford
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| Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike "...too many people are simply in it for the money and fame, and not actually interested in producing quality tunes.. " - Ian Van Dahl |
I can't remember who said it but after a game a player was asked the following question.
"What do you think won you the game"
He replied, puzzled.
"em..... em..... The fact that we scored more goals than the other team.!"
Two slight variations on the same quote:
Life is a dick: When it gets hard, Fuck it!
and
When Life's a Bitch, Fuck it.
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| Originally posted by Mr.Mystery http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...&threadid=53978 |
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| Originally posted by Christopher B When Life's a Bitch, Fuck it. |
A quote from Blade 1: ''Some mother******s are always trying to ice skate uphill.''
Stand by your beliefs and treat others the way you would want to be treated!!
Blade 1 quote... hmm i don't remmeber that one... have to watch it again now me thinkZ!
"I know not with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones."
Albert Einstein
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| Originally posted by tranceaddict991 "I know not with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." Albert Einstein |
"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER! "
I guess this is more of a funny quote, from the best show on TV:
Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop. It's not quite a puppet, but
man... hahahahaha.....so to answer your question, I don't know.
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