What would you when you fart really loud during class?

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Posted by Hitman on Apr-08-2003 00:22:

What would you when you fart really loud during class?

always wondered....

Posted by Photo_bot_2k1 on Apr-08-2003 01:11:

light it.

Posted by malek on Apr-08-2003 01:15:

cough so hard to hide the fart noise

Posted by daydreamer on Apr-08-2003 01:17:

what i have a problem with it when i get hungry during class and my stomach starts making noises. fuck. especially when i havent eaten anything in a while. i tap on the desk with my pen or tap my foot till it recedes. when you fart you still have to deal with the smell.

Posted by Echoes of Dusk on Apr-08-2003 04:17:

quote:
Originally posted by daydreamer
what i have a problem with it when i get hungry during class and my stomach starts making noises. fuck. especially when i havent eaten anything in a while. i tap on the desk with my pen or tap my foot till it recedes. when you fart you still have to deal with the smell.

Posted by trancEyes22 on Apr-08-2003 04:19:

laugh and admit it bwahaha

Posted by Micheline on Apr-08-2003 04:24:

when i fart in class i blame the kid sitting next to me. I look for the geeky looking one so he cant beat my ass after that.

Posted by Drifter on Apr-08-2003 11:42:

put the biggest smirk on my face and laugh

Posted by butterfly on Apr-08-2003 12:37:

i was speaking to my ex bf last night an he told me that on two ocasions i farted in my sleep. i was horrfied to find that out! but i guess there is nothing i cna do about it...

Posted by matt2kjones on Apr-08-2003 12:54:

hahahha, i have farted really loud before

and me and my friend were in tears

everyone else just looked at us, shock their heads, and then looked away

god the tears were streaming down my face i was laughing so much

Posted by vmc on Apr-08-2003 12:57:

quote:
Originally posted by matt2kjones
hahahha, i have farted really loud before

and me and my friend were in tears

everyone else just looked at us, shock their heads, and then looked away

god the tears were streaming down my face i was laughing so much

are you Canadian ??

Posted by Hitman on Apr-08-2003 16:13:

I think I would proudly take all the credit for the smell. There's no point in hiding your natural urges

Posted by RenderedDream on Apr-08-2003 18:35:

i would shout "chemical attack!!!"

Posted by skaborough fats on Apr-08-2003 18:39:

Take full credit! School is boring... any comic relief is good.

Then use it as an excuse to get the fuck out of class... 'Sorry teach, more commin.... I'm gonna hit the head.'

Cheers,
Fats

Posted by Duke2003 on Apr-08-2003 19:38:

good idea

Posted by HardTrance81 on Apr-08-2003 19:47:

when i was in high school i did one of two things:

A: let it loose quietly and then wait 20 seconds and then get up and quietly ask the teacher if i could use the bathroom.... this way the kids wouldn't smell it for another 60 seconds after i left and by the time i got back (after walking around) they would have already blamed it on some one.... OR

B: let it loose quietly and put some one else on the spot by starting a scene... like some chick sitting next to you... thats fun in class.....

Posted by SAGE2635 on Apr-08-2003 21:18:

quote:
Originally posted by butterfly
i was speaking to my ex bf last night an he told me that on two ocasions i farted in my sleep. i was horrfied to find that out! but i guess there is nothing i cna do about it...

hahaha! imagine that happening while taking the bus or some public transportation..

Posted by butterfly on Apr-08-2003 21:33:

quote:
Originally posted by SAGE2635
hahaha! imagine that happening while taking the bus or some public transportation..

i'd rather it be with strangers than my bf!

Posted by budahbro on Apr-08-2003 21:38:

< at a camp about a month ago> we were all lying in bed reflecting on the day with our teachers/counsolers and some kid get up to ues the shit can. everyone was in bed and i was about to hit the sack when he starts coughing in the bathroom sooo loudly, everyone ignored it but i couldnt help thinking that he was belimic or somthing and he was trying to throw up the camp food. Then i realized a farting noise after the coughs and it occured to me he was trying to cover up for his obcenitys. it was funny cuz he kept at it for about 5 minutes and after awhile he just gave up with the coughing and it was relaly funny and nobody laughed until one of the teachers who had had enough and wanted to sleep went over there and knocked on the door and told him to "keep it down in there". funny shit... and then he came out and he wasent embarrased at all.in fact he wanted to share about his day and then the same teacher told him to keep it down this time the teacher was alittle more pissed so we all went to bed and he forgot to turn on the fan.

Posted by icedale on Apr-08-2003 22:00:

me too:P
We were on vacation and we were 3 kids in a room.Me, my sister and a friend. My sister had got to sleep and we were just playing scramble. well, not exactly:PWe just didn't want to sleep. Suddenly, one of the 2 farted. About after an hour, we were still farting. I have no idea what we had eaten. Since my sister was sleeping, she hadn't understood anything:PTaking advantage of the fact that she was asleep, I farted on her face and saw her doing something like breathing air out of her nose to make the stench go away Ofcourse, both me and my friend were laughing our asses off:P:P
Last year, while on vacation(again) with a cousin of mine who farts like 24/7(I always tell him it's an awful habit), we got in need of farting. And we had a bottle of water near. So, we farted into the bottle for 10 times and had replaced the cap. the stench was UNREAL! So, another brilliant Idea crossed our minds. Let's light up! So we get a lighter and from safety distance we light it up:P It was like a flamethrower
LAst year again, on another vacation during the summer, we were 3 persons in a room. Me and 2 friends of mine. The Other 2 were in another room,next to our room. So, one of the friends of mine farts quitly and then starts laughing. We're like..what the hell are you laughing for? And goes..hey..smell for yourselves and blows with his hands the stench towards us. As soon as we get the idea we start yelling at him, so he lies down again and we try toget over it. Then the guy next to me farts. The one that farted first was laughing his ass off and giving ratings for the stench After a while, I realised it was my turn and farted as well. Both guys went like "Congratulations! You SMELL! I give it a 10" Then at random times all 3 of us farted. The rest of the guys who were in the next room got that smell and noise and came in the room to check what was going on just to instantly turn around and leave

Posted by DarkFall01 on Apr-08-2003 23:31:

Damn, talking about farts, my roommate's like 90% of the earth's natural gas producer. It's like a concentration camp in here

Posted by BTG on Apr-08-2003 23:40:

quote:
Originally posted by ahlamalek
cough so hard to hide the fart noise

Posted by dj2kTA on Apr-09-2003 00:10:

blame it on the kid behind me... happened once in fifth grade

Posted by Angry The Clown on Apr-09-2003 02:50:

Grin n Bear it!

Posted by undertensecond on Apr-10-2003 10:18:

fart more!

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