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Wow, this thread exploded with replies... a lot of horny people on TA today.

-Keith

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Originally posted by keithos27 Wow, this thread exploded with replies... a lot of horny people on TA today. -Keith

what are you talking about? I'm always horny!

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf what are you talking about? I'm always horny!

that's the itali in ya

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Originally posted by emander So what is an acceptable post in this delerium pray tell UWM? You slam everbody for moving on....

You know what's not acceptable? Posting pictures of exploding diarrhea after you've already been warned. You know what else isn't? Fucking bugging me all the time about it.

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Originally posted by UWM You know what's not acceptable? Posting pictures of exploding diarrhea after you've already been warned. You know what else isn't? Fucking bugging me all the time about it.

Ha Ha. So we're back to the exploding diarrehea pic now, huh? You have allowed full frontal nudity and far worse discretions in the interim with no repercussions to the posters. For instance, on this post, we have a pic of a hard dick on a stuffed animal and you allow it. I posted over 1,500 times before you banned me. 1,499 were apparently acceptable. You have to take that into consideration. Please quit berating me, and just put the Smokeape back online. Everything solved. He'll be a real nice guy and won't warrant any future wrath.

Are you dense?! I can't unban. How many times do I have to explain that to you?

And, honestly, you don't see the difference between a plush animal with a boner and pic of some guy shooting diarrhea 15 feet from his ass? Give me a break. Here's a kleenex.

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Originally posted by emander Ha Ha. So we're back to the exploding diarrehea pic now, huh? You have allowed full frontal nudity and far worse discretions in the interim with no repercussions to the posters. For instance, on this post, we have a pic of a hard dick on a stuffed animal and you allow it. I posted over 1,500 times before you banned me. 1,499 were apparently acceptable. You have to take that into consideration. Please quit berating me, and just put the Smokeape back online. Everything solved. He'll be a real nice guy and won't warrant any future wrath.

you really are wasting your time...like he said....only swamper can reinstate people he can't...

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Originally posted by emander Ha Ha. So we're back to the exploding diarrehea pic now, huh? You have allowed full frontal nudity and far worse discretions in the interim with no repercussions to the posters. For instance, on this post, we have a pic of a hard dick on a stuffed animal and you allow it. I posted over 1,500 times before you banned me. 1,499 were apparently acceptable. You have to take that into consideration. Please quit berating me, and just put the Smokeape back online. Everything solved. He'll be a real nice guy and won't warrant any future wrath.

they showed a similar thing on Chappelle's Show at 10:30pm.


on network tv.





and TA is far more hardcore than TA.



werd.

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Originally posted by ShadoWolf they showed a similar thing on Chappelle's Show at 10:30pm. on network tv. and TA is far more hardcore than TA. werd.

I don't make the rules.

What's up with a mod on a forum that can ban but cannot reinstate and seems to have no influence in reinstating? Let me be a mod to ban at random and let the TAs suffer...

Creating new users to get around a ban is against the rules.

Now this one is banned too.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller you can never delete the images in our heads muhahahahahaha but maybe we should tone it down a bit i can't believe i just said that

Neither can I! Quiet the voices in your head!

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Originally posted by Slylee anyone ever try squishing?? or something like that, i can't remember the exact term. saw it on Real Sex. people have these big parties where they bake huge cakes full of frosting and goodies, and then they sit ont them! naked...

How did I miss this thread? What the fuck was I thinking?


*sigh*

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Originally posted by EyesOfExtasy Has anyone tried that KY warming liquid yet? I saw a commercial and ordered a free sample on the web....I am still waiting for it to come.

NO NO NO NO whatever you do, do not use anywhere near your girly anatomies... NOOO it buuurns and it burns in other places too if you catch my drift... ugh ugh ugh it HURTS only use for hand jobs!

Wow... so many different topics all in one thread to cover.

If you clean well, you will taste/smell well. Ex BF said I was very tasty, and I smelt like "Theresa hormones"?

Douches are bad mmmmmkay? LOL!
Toys are good especially handcuffs!

Never done anal, never will.

My biggest fantasy (k, don't make fun,) is to have a sexay cop pull me over, handcuff me, and have his way with me Or a hot professor. I like the authoratative figures... mmmmmm.

Anyways!

Sex is better without a condom. Never used a dental dam, but loooooove oral. Cold tounge (ice) ; depending on my mood = very good! Used a mint condom once, and left the cold feeling inside, but when he came back in, and it got warm....

Adding fruits and other stuff to the mix is fun, but I am always worried that some will get inside and cause an infection
Strawberries and whipped cream, unoriginal, but oh so good

Weird places:

>At work in the bathroom
>At work when I used to work at an Auto Bodyshop, backseat of someones car that was being fixed
>Behind a school
>Lots of hotels
>Backseat of a car that was being driven by a friend... yea, the rear view mirror was NOT pointing down at the seat afterwards
>BF's parents room
>Hottub/Pool
>Some guys Grandma's room "Something bad's going on in Grandma's room!"
>In the shower

I wanted to get crazier and do it at city hall, or just against a tree or something LOL! But he was too afraid of getting caught. I sooooo want to try outside in the rain on a hot summers night.

Yea, so ummm... K.

I need to go get some action

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Originally posted by anuneventrade See you tomorrow night. We can try out all of my new toys. Who's had sex in public places? C'mon now we all have. Where'd you do it!!

If I told you.....first you would have to promise not to go back to that place and ask for a copy of the tape

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Originally posted by Miss Bliss NO NO NO NO whatever you do, do not use anywhere near your girly anatomies... NOOO it buuurns and it burns in other places too if you catch my drift... ugh ugh ugh it HURTS only use for hand jobs!

Thanks for the advice Alyssa.....Whew!! U saved my pussy cat! YAY!

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Originally posted by Slylee a better massage method for girls to do to their guy... blind fold him, and then pour oil on his chest and rub around all over his body like slip n slide...use your butt cheeks and boobs to smear all the oil around and put pressure so it feels like a massage. and make sure you�re totally shaved down there so you don�t give him that wisker face feeling.

interesting

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Originally posted by Seventil Most public place was on a beach in Oregon (where I'm from). I had a bad experience recently though, I was in a car (my rental) in Nice, France. My GF at the time lived there, we went to some crazy lookout point -- we were getting it on and some crazy dude knocked on the window. I chased him to his car, pants still open and such. He then tried to follow me, I had to pull evasive manuevers to get rid of him. My girl was very impressed, loved me long time back home.

Evasive Maneuvers....

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Originally posted by trancebrat How did I miss this thread? What the fuck was I thinking? *sigh*

I was wondering where you were lol

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Originally posted by UWM Here's a random embarrassing story involving moms I don't know and sex. When I was working in landscaping two summers ago we were talking about all this dirty shit because we were down this big hill on the lakefront from the house and didn't think anyone was around. My friend was talking about this time where he was getting head from his GF in the bathroom and when he walked out he got congratulated by all these guys and stuff. We laughed, and then I blurted out "Oh yeah, well I fucked my girlfriend in the bathroom of an afterbar last weekend!" Lo and behold, mom had come down the stairway to offer us some Gatorade right as I blurted that out. As I finished the last word in my sentence I looked up and saw her and I probably turned white as a ghost. All she says was, "Well, that was certainly educational. Would you boys like some Gatorade?" Mortified.

haha, that's great.
I'd be much less embarrassed about this, than the dood in the other thread about getting caught by his dad while jacking off Thunder from American Gladiators.

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Originally posted by Seventil Speaking of second date: Can you ever trust or respect a girl who lets you hit it on the first date? My stance is generally no, but there are exceptions to every rule. If they put out on the first day, it's either not serious, or they'll be unfaithful later. Thoughts?

My current girlfriend took me home on the first night out together (we were already co-workers/friends, but something happend on the dance floor). She took me back to another co-worker's house for the night, but she made me wait. She said that it would be an "above the belt night". So we just fooled around.

I was a little confused 'cuz I had already gotten her belt off, and my pants were on the floor--I was ready to go. I wasn't sure what "above the belt" entailed if none of us had belts on????

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Originally posted by anuneventrade Who's had sex in public places? C'mon now we all have. Where'd you do it!!

Done it in a kid's play structure in a park just off the University of Ottawa's Campus.

It was Canada Day, and there were people walking by often... especially since it's right in the middle of the Student Slums!

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Originally posted by Theresa >Hottub/Pool

Is doing it in a pool ok for the girl, or do you get water pumped up inside there?

I always wanted to act out that scene from the movie Cocktails, where Tom Cruise banged some chick at the base of Dunn's River Falls... Unfortunately for me, my girl went to Jamaica without me.

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Originally posted by USMC_Greg Is doing it in a pool ok for the girl, or do you get water pumped up inside there? I always wanted to act out that scene from the movie Cocktails, where Tom Cruise banged some chick at the base of Dunn's River Falls... Unfortunately for me, my girl went to Jamaica without me.

Nah, it actually doesnt feel as good and water does get pumped up in there. maybe if ur privates are slightly above the water that thats ok.

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