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Originally posted by Mr. Pink people in connecticut dont have sex.

yeah seriously....she's been lying the whole time

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Originally posted by l�cid hahah is this a trick question? i imagine it'd hurt worse than anything and i don't understand why it would be a turn-on for him... but i'm always willing to please my partner so if he really wanted me to do it, i'd be game. especially if it was an ex that i was not on good terms with.

Definitley if it was an shitty ex Oh yeah make him cry for mercy NO better yet beg and plead and cry

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Originally posted by tekn0fairy Definitley if it was an shitty ex Oh yeah make him cry for mercy NO better yet beg and plead and cry

haha, nice

CT people

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink people in connecticut dont have sex.

Yes we do
It just happens once in a blue moon

But at least we aren't fuckin' our cousins

oh damn.

i am sensing some feminine fury.

Re: CT people

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Originally posted by tekn0fairy But at least we aren't fuckin' our cousins

i heard people in CT do fuck their cousins, though.

stop denying the sexual practices of your homeland.

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Originally posted by NiteMer As long as it's not in three minutes, right?

God I hope not Hopefully my sexual rendevous will get better

Re: Re: CT people

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink i heard people in CT do fuck their cousins, though. stop denying the sexual practices of your homeland.

Not when I was living there, but that was only an hour from the city. Maybe those further up the coast folks do.

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Originally posted by Arbiter haha, nice

Thanks

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink i heard people in CT do fuck their cousins, though. stop denying the sexual practices of your homeland.

Close to Mass and RI and Vermont yes you will find people willing to stick thier dick in just about anythin and maybe a few girls willing to fuck whatever but as for this CT girl I stick to the phrase Strickly Dickly and you better not be related or you will be missing some balls LOL

And this is all in good fun there is no hostility here

come on people. less talk about connecticut. more talk about sex.

anyone into B/D/S/M?

My favorite is when the girl decides to pound my nutsack with a large pipe wrench or a hammer. God damn. Or sqeeze them in a vice. When she puts them in red hot coals, then lays them on an anvil and pounds them flat like a piece of steel...that makes me feel extra special. I like to get off to the sounds of industry making impacts on my genitals.

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Originally posted by l�cid come on people. less talk about connecticut. more talk about sex. anyone into B/D/S/M?

Definitely All of the above
Either being dominated or doing the dominating it is so much fun

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Originally posted by Radagast My favorite is when the girl decides to pound my nutsack with a large pipe wrench or a hammer. God damn. Or sqeeze them in a vice. When she puts them in red hot coals, then lays them on an anvil and pounds them flat like a piece of steel...that makes me feel extra special. I like to get off to the sounds of industry making impacts on my genitals.

LOL. This imagery is way too much. Sounds like you've been studying up on the most unsexy things possible.

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Originally posted by jennypie I can't reccommend the shocker enough. Slip your finger in her ass when you're going down on her and she's really into it...she won't even notice anything except that it suddenly feels much more incredible. By the time she realizes why, she'll be so close to orgasm that she won't give a fuck. I guarantee it.

Which fingers? Index, pinky? Middle maybe?

How about slipping in a fist. Think she'd notice?

I tried putting a finger a few times and it didn't work.. Girls usually just tend to remove your hand from there if they're not into it and keep trying to get off.

I'm sure with some girls it's a total turn off switch and they wouldn't want to procede with anything.

JaY

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Originally posted by NiteMer LOL. This imagery is way too much. Sounds like you've been studying up on the most unsexy things possible.

You don't know the half of it buddy. The wierder the better. Another one of my favorites is to lay my sack out on the driveway and have her drive over it with the van, then back up over it, then drive over my sack again, and repeat until I pass out. When I wake up she's usually at it with the pipe wrench again. She just can't get enough, that crazy bitch. Especially when she decides to tie me to a chair, tie one end of a rope around my nuts and the other end around the doorknob of an open door, then slam the door as hard as she is able. That's when she's feeling nice! Remember I have to pay a girl to do these things! Amazing, no?!

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Originally posted by Radagast You don't know the half of it buddy. The wierder the better. Another one of my favorites is to lay my sack out on the driveway and have her drive over it with the van, then back up over it, then drive over my sack again, and repeat until I pass out. When I wake up she's usually at it with the pipe wrench again. She just can't get enough, that crazy bitch. Especially when she decides to tie me to a chair, tie one end of a rope around my nuts and the other end around the doorknob of an open door, then slam the door as hard as she is able. That's when she's feeling nice! Remember I have to pay a girl to do these things! Amazing, no?!

You must have some balls of steel, by now.

Seriously...did I kill the thread now? I thought we were getting into the really freaky stuff.

You know, like when you lay your balls out and she drops a penny onto them from the roof of a skyskraper...that kind of stuff.

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Originally posted by JayD Which fingers? Index, pinky? Middle maybe? How about slipping in a fist. Think she'd notice? I tried putting a finger a few times and it didn't work.. Girls usually just tend to remove your hand from there if they're not into it and keep trying to get off. I'm sure with some girls it's a total turn off switch and they wouldn't want to procede with anything. JaY

I think you just deconstructed her ploy.

right..so i hear lots of females love to deepthroat to the extent of asphyxiation...out with it, you freaky females on TA!

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper I think you just deconstructed her ploy.

Yeah no shit eh?? How redundant to ask me such questions.

Haha.

The day that I see a girl stick a first up there in person I'd be too amazed to procede with intercourse. If I try anal sex after seeing some shit like that I think you all would have to come looking for me from being swallowed by her ass.

JaY

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Originally posted by jennypie Yeah no shit eh?? How redundant to ask me such questions.

Have to commend you on your timing though. Placed smack in the middle of all the serious discussion sexwise it was quite believable with your wording. If at first you don't succeed..

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper Have to commend you on your timing though. Placed smack in the middle of all the serious discussion sexwise it was quite believable with your wording. If at first you don't succeed..

I'm dead serious about the shocker reccommendation. Joking about the fisting.

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Originally posted by jennypie I'm dead serious about the shocker reccommendation. Joking about the fisting.

Yeah. He started confusing me for a second. I was pretty sure all of you ladies said you enjoy anus play, and meant it.

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