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Butts and Boogers

Butt boogers?

oh my god, i have the funniest new years eve party story ever.. but im at work right now and dont have time to write it all down

but its funny as hell! ill explain when i get some free time..

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Originally posted by Mebot oh my god, i have the funniest new years eve party story ever.. but im at work right now and dont have time to write it all down but its funny as hell! ill explain when i get some free time..

Tell it now, Mebots!
now now now now now now now!
you always do this to us
you say you have a funny story to tell
but you're too busy to tell it now
you say you'll tell us later
and then
you forget
and poor us
We are left stranded
doomed to wondering
what it is that's so funny
we're unable to proceed
forward in our lives; we're stuck, waiting...
so please, instead of condeming us
to such dreariness, such desolation
Pleeeeeeeease, tell us now!!
So we can chuckle and move on...
Tell tell tell us now!! NOW!!1
Actually, I seriously can't believe
that I'm putting this much energy
Into this post in our secret forum
I wonder (more wondering!) what's wrong with me
I could organize the files in my documents
or go down to breakfast
or wake up my roommates
or do some homework
or wash my clothes
or write to my grandmother
or braid my hair which needs to be braided
so many productive things I could do
but no, instead I'm sitting here
posting a post that seemingly won't end
and in honesty, I'm really getting tired of doing this
I've actually reached the point
where I no longer want to hear
your funnay story
la la la
but I must admit
I'm quite impressed by my ability
to amuse myself.

quality post

wow thanks for the reminds echo, i totally forgot I was going to write about it.

Nice stream of concsious writing..

Let's see i'll explain what happened in a nutshell. Basically on new years we were so wasted, my friends and I, and we were at our friends house.

Well we find out that one of my friends is hooking up in a bedroom upstairs. We go and knock on the door and we hear "go away!" so we knock louder and longer, but nothing happens.

This is an old house we were at, so it had a porch and the 2nd floor you can climb out the windows and run around on the roof part.. if this makes sense.

so we climb out of his roommates window and run around to the window they were having sex at. We slowly and quietyl open the window. We can hear sounds inside and its pitch black. We're not sure what to do, so my friend Jon climbs in first, then my friend Tang (he's Asian) then I climb in.

We're all drunk

And i didnt notice that Tang had a frozen turkey in his hands. So when i climb through I hear a loud WHUMP! then a wheeze and the girl kinda gasp. Im trying to adjust my eyes to the darkness when all of a sudden the lights come on.

Theres my friend and the chick butt naked on the floor, frozen turkey next to them and Jon and Tang at the door laughing and running out.

Turns out Tang tripped over them on the floor and dropped the turkey right on them. That was the WUMP sound, and the wheeze sound because it hit his stomach and he puked on the carpet!

So thats not the end because Im still in the room, lights are on and two naked people are lying on the floor. I have 2 options, go back the way I came, or step over the nude bodies and head for the door.

I opt to go back the way i came, and fast. In my haste of going out the windo (i'm laughing and spilling my beer everywhere) the window falls and cracks me on the head, but i was laughing to hard to care.

We run around to the other window climb back in and go back to the door and keep knocking. (he locked the door after jon and tang ran out),

later on we make fun of him some more. Plenty of "butsekx" jokes went around.


That's in a nutshell the funniest thing ever. We did some more stuff on NEw years, but i dont have much time to write all that down as well... my lunch is almost over and i have to get back to work.

PWN'D!

Rofflez, man, that's fucking hilarious

ididnt know robots could climb

i'm posting and i'm in Ireland right now

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Originally posted by Mebot i'm posting and i'm in Ireland right now

Awesome.

hi hi hi!!

so, I made a new message board; it's called Our Board for Girls. There's 6 or 7 members so far and it's the most boring forum imaginable! So far, we're all choosing colors with which to post and no one can make up their mind which color they want (this was my sister's idea) but I think this is the color I chose because it matches the avatar that I'm using (same one that I have up now). And we're arguing about whether or not we should allow boys to sign up. Really deep stuff, fo' sure!

Oh! I made a new avatar and sig for Sister Bliss and she just posted in the other Test thread (Canada) so you should check it out. They are kind of pretty Boomers is using her sig now, too!

Well, Mebots, thank you for sharing your funnay story and yes, I laughed. Where did your friend get a frozen turkey?! I'll make a note to make sure the window's locked if I'm ever uh, how should I say this, if I'm ever gonna get naked with someone when you're in the vicinity. Or your friends!

When do your classes start? Are you having fun? Did you meet any people yet?

Fuct4, our board is down but I think it's only because the owner switched servers. I mean we can go there but if we post, the posts will be lost when the switch is complete. And you get this pop up everytime you switch pages in there.

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence I'll make a note to ... get naked with someone when you're in the vicinity. Or your friends!

haha you said naked

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence Fuct4, our board is down but I think it's only because the owner switched servers. I mean we can go there but if we post, the posts will be lost when the switch is complete. And you get this pop up everytime you switch pages in there.

�Que?

how come this isn't on the next page yet?

borkers

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Originally posted by Mebot how come this isn't on the next page yet? borkers

Because

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ok i need 1399 more posts after this one.

now just 1398

1397?

hehe, all this is to beat uwm in post count..

so if there is like 169 new pages.....my bad

la la la....

if I get 1400 posts in one day..I get a 345 oz beer.

la la la?

lo lo lo...

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