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Posted by niteshayde on Feb-09-2003 19:16:

my boyfriend complains
i write no haiku on him
these next few are his

his name is binkun
a TA member like us
a lover of trance

he takes care of me
and gives mindblowing kisses
while holding my hands

he is a thinker
no shallow boyfriend is he
perfection his goal

i sit on his lap
and let him cuddle me close
while he surfs TA

he loves to dj
particularly hard trance
which is fine by me

i fucking love him
or love fucking him?
haha...both i think

so let these haikus
be dedicated to you
my boyfriend binkun

Posted by niteshayde on Feb-09-2003 19:18:

(apologies my fellow readers...i made a mistake in one of them...syllable wise...sorry..haha)

Posted by mos man on Feb-10-2003 21:19:

aww thats sweet

Posted by b i n k u n on Feb-10-2003 21:27:

*blush.

Posted by kirbtastic on Feb-10-2003 21:48:

my balls are itchy
i know its not the herpes
i scratch them often

i shaved off the hair
it seemed like a good idea
the ladies liked it

now i want to die
i cant wait til it grows back
so my balls wont itch

Posted by mos man on Feb-10-2003 21:56:

use hair removal cream

Posted by kirbtastic on Feb-10-2003 22:01:

quote:
Originally posted by mos man
use hair removal cream

removal cream burns
i wont put it on my nuts
that is bad advice

Posted by mos man on Feb-10-2003 22:16:

it doesnt burn my nuts

Posted by niteshayde on Feb-10-2003 22:54:

waiting for my cell
that i ordered on ebay
where the hell is it?

Posted by kirbtastic on Feb-10-2003 23:01:

quote:
Originally posted by mos man
it doesnt burn my nuts

u must have wierd nuts
your ball sack is like leather
mine is sensitive

Posted by xXxAzNrAvErxXx on Feb-10-2003 23:02:

Mau-ro Pi-co-tto
Hard and Pound-ing Tech Trance
Own-ing all you fools!

Posted by Orbax on Mar-11-2003 07:01:

this is the haiku
thread that will own you for life
welcome to the comp

Posted by TranceGiant on Mar-11-2003 16:44:

Posted by CynepMeH on Mar-11-2003 17:32:

Trance is mesmerizing
Music floods my soul
I am slave to rythm

Lights... Fat chords...
Immense baseline
I am in trance

E-bay is addictive
I am gear junkie
Owned by credit cards

Room too small
Gear too big
Tallent don't fit

Drugs make horny
Booze make sleepy
I Sleep horny

Web is drug
Drug is sex
Trance Addict ownz

Posted by Orbax on Jun-21-2003 08:37:

oh pain how you hurt
when i try to get my ring
off of my finger

Posted by TranceGiant on Jun-21-2003 11:27:

How dumb am I
to go to an expsenive restaurant
just to get drunk and puke all the pizza out hours later

Posted by Orbax on Jun-21-2003 21:06:

^^hehe, even though its not haiku!!

tall, slender, sexy
i touch you and liquid comes
I love you my beer

Posted by Trazedict on Jun-22-2003 01:34:

We saw the bright lights
Getting bigger and bigger
Then the car hit us.

Posted by Trazedict on Jun-22-2003 01:39:

Sometimes I wonder
Why penguins wobble around.
I think they are gay.

Posted by somnium on Jun-22-2003 06:50:

Sometimes I wonder
Why penguins wobble around.
I think they are gay.

^dood i was just thinkin that myself^

kick wax til it breaks
makes a drum a waste of space
needles just replace

Posted by ))the source(( on Jun-22-2003 15:38:

In a wicked club
Up high on top of speaker
Running man for hours

Posted by ))the source(( on Jun-22-2003 15:40:

Going to the zoo
Monkeys really firghten me
One just grabbed my ass

Posted by ))the source(( on Jun-22-2003 15:44:

Walking down the street
Thought the day was beautiful
Bird shits on my head

Posted by sash on Jun-22-2003 16:21:

penguins are not gay
they merely walk because they
can not fly like flies

Posted by Trazedict on Jun-22-2003 19:04:

No they are quite gay
Cuz they constantly wobble.
Where are their crutches?

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