What are you guys doing for Valentine's Day?

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Posted by jsibilin on Feb-12-2008 21:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
jesus. you are setting up yourself for a burn of a life time.

wait for it.....

wait for it....

NOW!!!

.

/end of thread

go eat balls....and u think i wouldn't be burned.. hahah.. i do that.. get burned.. its what i do!

Posted by yankeeBaby on Feb-12-2008 21:35:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
She'll never cum with the faucet on that end. Dummy.

tru story. Somebody turn that bitch around.

Posted by Yohan on Feb-12-2008 21:44:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Nigger please. My bf is not some wimpy pussy faggot. You really think I'd date a guy like that? LoL.

okay. so you two take turns locking each other in the cage?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-12-2008 21:45:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilTree
okay. so you two take turns locking each other in the cage?

Gotta keep the spark alive somehow!

Posted by 1dawoman on Feb-12-2008 23:48:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
She'll never cum with the faucet on that end. Dummy.

I hope for her sake there's a jet at the other end.....

Posted by infinity HiGH on Feb-12-2008 23:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Marcolissimo
thanx a lot asshole, now I'm gonna spend v'day crying (and definitely masterbating).

fixed

Posted by jchung52 on Feb-13-2008 00:00:

im enjoying this thread too

Posted by Jem_hadar on Feb-13-2008 00:01:

Card bought!

Now just gotta figure out the rest that Imma give on Friday when I see her. . . .

Posted by DarkAngel on Feb-13-2008 00:13:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Gotta keep the spark alive somehow!

Just sit in a bathtub and drop in a hair dryer.

Problem solved.

Posted by Halycon on Feb-13-2008 00:25:

working =(
got the VIP Dealers opening reception for the the Autoshow on thursday

Posted by The Wiz on Feb-13-2008 03:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Halycon
working =(

... a double

Posted by MKpacha on Feb-13-2008 03:20:

quote:
Originally posted by The Wiz
... a double

2 jobs

Posted by dEsidEL on Feb-13-2008 05:03:

sex with gf +1

Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Feb-13-2008 05:59:

quote:
Originally posted by dEsidEL
+1

+1 = bf ???

lol

Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Feb-13-2008 06:01:

quote:
Originally posted by jsibilin

go eat balls....and u think i wouldn't be burned.. hahah.. i do that.. get burned.. its what i do!

lol, nice save

Posted by zoogla on Feb-13-2008 06:02:

Don't think I'll be seeing any action

I'll just buy a greeting card with a meaningful personal message and a single rose, I guess.

Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Feb-13-2008 06:21:

quote:
Originally posted by fayraree

I'll just buy a greeting card with a meaningful personal message and a single rose, I guess.

and then sit on your hand till it goes numb, masturbate with it cause it will feel like somebody else is doing it, whilst choking yourself????

cmooon, do it. we're all doing it.

p.s. special thanks to miss pie for her "choke yourself" idea. i missed out on so much fun

Posted by Yohan on Feb-13-2008 06:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
p.s. special thanks to miss pie for her "choke yourself" idea. i missed out on so much fun

lol

someone has to create anti valentine's day thread on the 14th

Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Feb-13-2008 07:26:

fuck that, i LOVE valentine's. sooo many sad, broken bitches at the bars drinking beer and thinking "oooh, why am i all alone on this day", feeling like shit. you just sit there and make sure to catch her eye, smile, nod your head and ask if you can sit next to her. say something corny like "its awfull to be alone tonight eh?? i know, i've been alone on valentines for the past 7 years" and then offer to buy her drink. yap your mouth and offer her another one. after a while you will hear " i feel great, i think destiny brought us together tonight".

it aint destiny bitch, you feel great cause i got you drunk (or slipped little something something in your beer while you werent looking). offer yourself to take her home and DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT try to be a gentleman with "ill come inside only if you REALLY want me to come inside" (no pun intended).

2 words : ANAL SEX !!!

hold her in your arms afterwards and again say something corny like " i cant believe this is happening to me, im so happy" or whatever. also tell her "go to sleep, ill let myself out" and when she's asleep make yourself a sandwich and "borrow" like 60$ from her purse, get your shit together and leave.

if you're really good you can pull this off like 3-4 times that night.

next time : how to get some for mothers day !!

p.s. if a chick is like 20-21 and has kids, is she considered MILF?? im kinda confused about that.

Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Feb-13-2008 07:33:

Posted by zoogla on Feb-13-2008 10:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
"ill come inside only if you REALLY want me to come inside" (no pun intended)

fuck, I wish you intended that pun. It was funny!

lol

Posted by Ania_xox on Feb-13-2008 14:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
fuck that, i LOVE valentine's. sooo many sad, broken bitches at the bars drinking beer and thinking "oooh, why am i all alone on this day", feeling like shit. you just sit there and make sure to catch her eye, smile, nod your head and ask if you can sit next to her. say something corny like "its awfull to be alone tonight eh?? i know, i've been alone on valentines for the past 7 years" and then offer to buy her drink. yap your mouth and offer her another one. after a while you will hear " i feel great, i think destiny brought us together tonight".

it aint destiny bitch, you feel great cause i got you drunk (or slipped little something something in your beer while you werent looking). offer yourself to take her home and DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT try to be a gentleman with "ill come inside only if you REALLY want me to come inside" (no pun intended).

2 words : ANAL SEX !!!

hold her in your arms afterwards and again say something corny like " i cant believe this is happening to me, im so happy" or whatever. also tell her "go to sleep, ill let myself out" and when she's asleep make yourself a sandwich and "borrow" like 60$ from her purse, get your shit together and leave.

if you're really good you can pull this off like 3-4 times that night.

If I ever see you at a bar I'm going to slip you a rufie and judo chop you into the floor

... I am woman... hear me roar...
hahahahahaha

Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-13-2008 16:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
fuck that, i LOVE valentine's. sooo many sad, broken bitches at the bars drinking beer and thinking "oooh, why am i all alone on this day", feeling like shit. you just sit there and make sure to catch her eye, smile, nod your head and ask if you can sit next to her. say something corny like "its awfull to be alone tonight eh?? i know, i've been alone on valentines for the past 7 years" and then offer to buy her drink. yap your mouth and offer her another one. after a while you will hear " i feel great, i think destiny brought us together tonight".

it aint destiny bitch, you feel great cause i got you drunk (or slipped little something something in your beer while you werent looking). offer yourself to take her home and DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT try to be a gentleman with "ill come inside only if you REALLY want me to come inside" (no pun intended).

2 words : ANAL SEX !!!

hold her in your arms afterwards and again say something corny like " i cant believe this is happening to me, im so happy" or whatever. also tell her "go to sleep, ill let myself out" and when she's asleep make yourself a sandwich and "borrow" like 60$ from her purse, get your shit together and leave.

if you're really good you can pull this off like 3-4 times that night.

next time : how to get some for mothers day !!

p.s. if a chick is like 20-21 and has kids, is she considered MILF?? im kinda confused about that.

LOL

Posted by Xavier Moriarty on Feb-13-2008 17:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
.... and judo chop you into the floor

you know that judo chop is the new expression for a hand job??? are you hitting on me??? cause i'd let you judo chop me anytime, day or night !

BUUUUURN lol

you're funny, i like you.

quote:
LOL

and thats it???? pffft

Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-13-2008 17:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
and thats it???? pffft

What? I can't be "on" all the time...plus I'm sick!

*kicks you in the crotch*

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