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eating sperm, how does it taste? does eating pineapple or asparagus make cumm taste better? and if im trying to get a girl to swallow my cum, what things i should stay away from?

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Originally posted by Sly_Guy that is true if you replace 'may' with 'most likely'. So yes, female ejaculate is different from urine, but the mixture that comes out will more than likely have a high urine percentage. Just because within the body the mixture is free of urine doesn't mean that's what's gonna end up on the bedsheets, or in the mouth, or wherever.

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Originally posted by Sly_Guy Just before anyone jumps to answer that question, remember that the actual female ejaculate is largely urine. Not to say that their wetting themselves when they squirt, it is distinctly different, but it does contain a large percentage of urine.

first you say 'remember that female ejaculate is largely urine'.

then you say ' female ejaculate is different from urine'.

you don't have a clue what you are talking about, do you?

keep up the good work, sparky.

A guy and a girl are doing the 69. All of sudden the girl starts bleeding and the guy gets blood on and around his lips. The guy asks the girl WTF? The girl responds, dont worry baby just continue it will be worth it. The guys shrugs and continues.

All of a sudden door bell rings and the girl tells the guy to go open the door its the pizza we ordered. The guy says my mouth is covered with blood, the girl says just tell the pizza guy you were eating jelly.

The guy opens the door and pizza guys asks what happened. The guy responds, i was eating jelly. The pizza guy then asks, ok fine. But how did you get peanut butter on your forehead?

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Originally posted by YODSANKLAI eating sperm, how does it taste?

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson like really thick, salty Buckley's.

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Originally posted by jennypie
like really thick, salty Buckley's.



Who's cum have you been eating lol...

The better question would be, who's cum have YOU been eating?

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Originally posted by jsibilin

14 boring, boobless minutes. Thanks for nothing.



I've only ever seen one girl squirt and that was preceded by qualu, poppers and a lot of foreplay before she bust out while going doggy.
I took it as a compliment.

Pussy Farts...

The worst

what an unpleasant surprise

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Originally posted by Capo di tutti Pussy Farts... The worst what an unpleasant surprise

I think quifes are funny.

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Originally posted by Capo di tutti Pussy Farts... The worst what an unpleasant surprise

I love the embarrassment on their faces afterwords LOL wasnt me.

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS 14 boring, boobless minutes. Thanks for nothing.

sorry,, i was bored so I thought all u fucks could watch that and be bored as well! it wasn't meant to be exciting.

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS I've only ever seen one girl squirt and that was preceded by qualu, poppers and a lot of foreplay before she bust out while going doggy. I took it as a compliment.

whats qualu and poppers??.. obviously i haven't learned much about the drug world.. I find sex drunk just gets messy.. sex on drugs is something i have yet to experience

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Originally posted by UmmiE I love the embarrassment on their faces afterwords LOL wasnt me.

Ya but the shameless queefers...they gotta make you wonder

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Originally posted by jsibilin whats qualu and poppers??.. obviously i haven't learned much about the drug world.. I find sex drunk just gets messy.. sex on drugs is something i have yet to experience

Qualu = blow
Poppers = inhalants

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS Qualu = blow Poppers = inhalants

are u a real doctor?

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Originally posted by Capo di tutti Pussy Farts... The worst what an unpleasant surprise

What? It's just air escaping, nothing more. Sheesh. It's funny when it happens.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur What? It's just air escaping, nothing more. Sheesh. It's funny when it happens.

Air escapes my ass too after dinner but during sex??

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Originally posted by Capo di tutti Air escapes my ass too after dinner but during sex??

It happens when air gets forced inside the vagina...you know, like if you pull out too far . Probably happens a lot to guys who have small dicks.

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Originally posted by VERTiG0

so this what you've been using Aviary for, Cale !

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Originally posted by Capo di tutti Air escapes my ass too after dinner but during sex??

^ clueless!

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Originally posted by FunkyCrew ^ virgin!

fixed =P

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Originally posted by jennypie It happens when air gets forced inside the vagina...you know, like if you pull out too far . Probably happens a lot to guys who have small dicks.

Yes it does.

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Originally posted by jennypie It happens when air gets forced inside the vagina...you know, like if you pull out too far . Probably happens a lot to guys who have small dicks.

Guilty on all accounts

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Originally posted by me@t k@tie fixed =P

<3

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Originally posted by jsibilin are u a real doctor?

No, I'm the pretend kind....you know, a psychiatrist.

j/k

No, Dr. is a nickname, borne from my uncanny ability to make shit work/fix things/jimmy-rig...as in "this joint is torn, Dave, can you doctor it up for me?"

DAS are my initials.

Unless you're looking for pharmacological advice, in which case yes, yes I am a real doctor.

I gotta say this thread has lost a lot of steam since yesterday. I am no longer impressed.

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