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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Fuck the rainforests. Good toilet paper is expensive, and I'd rather not use the cheap stuff that feels like you're sanding down your arsehole.

Yeah I don't understand people who buy the rough toilet paper. You have a choice, why would you willingly choose something that makes your date bleed?

Unless you have a damn good reason, standing up to wipe is for 5 year old's who want to marvel at what came out of their asshole like a new mother and her baby..

Revisiting this, here's a great tip on how to save toilet paper:

So this guy asks the chick how much toilet paper she uses to whipe, then explains his revolutionary technique to save paper. I don't think a translation is necessary, the gestures should be pretty self-explanatory.

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Originally posted by Meat187 Revisiting this, here's a great tip on how to save toilet paper: So this guy asks the chick how much toilet paper she uses to whipe, then explains his revolutionary technique to save paper. I don't think a translation is necessary, the gestures should be pretty self-explanatory.

lol love how he uses the little bit he tore off to clean under his fingernail..

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Originally posted by Domesticated Try it. It really is that much better. I can't remember the exact statistics, but your rectum absorbs a pill much more efficiently than your stomach. I find it's a much 'cleaner', stronger and sustained intoxication.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN i didnt see nearly enough of an increase in the effects to justify the anal insertion.

conflicting experiences... ehhh.

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Originally posted by Meat187 Revisiting this, here's a great tip on how to save toilet paper: So this guy asks the chick how much toilet paper she uses to whipe, then explains his revolutionary technique to save paper. I don't think a translation is necessary, the gestures should be pretty self-explanatory.

was even funnier being able to understand some of it.

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Originally posted by Domesticated I'm going to reveal my position here, but have you thought that for some, perhaps it's easier, cleaner and quicker to wipe standing up? Yes folks, I am "upstanding" member of my local community. Here's the real bombshell though: I face the toilet whilst I do so.

+1. Stand and face fo lyfe.

WHAT NOW, SUSHI?

Bot!

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Bot!

Trying to shout down the dissenters. Typical.

Let the record show that he is standing and, though from an unusual direction, facing the fixture.

I'm reviving this thread. See, we already covered two important topics:

1. To stand or sit?

2. To scrunch or fold?

I think now is the right time for the final question:

3. To shelf or not to shelf?

http://www.asecular.com/~scott/misc/toilet.htm

http://www.banterist.com/archivefiles/000212.html

No shelf, but I can understand the need for a shelf at airports and in hotels frequented by regular business travellers. They are basically designed so you can examine your stool. Obviously it's fairly gross and generally not necessary in a home environment but the practicality of it for a frequent traveller should be clear.

Have you sampled the shelf Fledz? Did you like it?

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Originally posted by Fledz No shelf, but I can understand the need for a shelf at airports and in hotels frequented by regular business travellers. They are basically designed so you can examine your stool. Obviously it's fairly gross and generally not necessary in a home environment but the practicality of it for a frequent traveller should be clear.

After travelling in countries where hygiene standards aren't that high, I realised just today that I can tell if I'm sick (or going to be) just by the smell.

Yea I've used one with a shelf heaps of times. The business lounge in Vienna had them, amongst other places.

Shelf sounds like a bit of a lose, although I can see the upside. Let's say you don't like your coworkers much, well now you can easily leave a filthy shit hanging around in open air, to completely stink out the bathroom

ha. We happened to be talking about shelves last week during a briefing for an art exhibition I've been working with.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Shelf sounds like a bit of a lose, although I can see the upside. Let's say you don't like your coworkers much, well now you can easily leave a filthy shit hanging around in open air, to completely stink out the bathroom

If you want to do that, just reverse kanga

the problem with the reverse kanga is you have to take your pants off (or 1 leg at least) in order to do it, and the smell wafts straight up your nostrils. i reverse kangad a maccas toilet once and it wasn't as much fun as i was expecting.

PKC: Expecting fun from Macdonalds toilets.

sushipunk: expecting fun in all male toilets.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN sushipunk: expecting fun in all male toilets.

Isthat unreasonable

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN the problem with the reverse kanga is you have to take your pants off (or 1 leg at least) in order to do it, and the smell wafts straight up your nostrils. i reverse kangad a maccas toilet once and it wasn't as much fun as i was expecting.

I've never met anyone who actually has tips on how to go about a reverse kanga. i.e. I've never met anyone who's actually attempted one.

Regarding the shelf, my house has one and they're fucking disgusting. Sometimes if you take a crap that's too big, it creates a dam at the end of the shelf, and the water just builds up behind it and can't push it off. Then you have to get the toilet brush and give it a few prods.

Still, there's a certain sense of accomplishment involved in dropping a Berezovsky so large that water alone can't shift it.

Bump awesome thread to the top?

Bump awesome thread to the top.

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Originally posted by enydo In case you get off on having people watch you shit?

god. DIE.

So I wonder what happened to Domesticated? He hasn't posted here in ages now

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