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Originally posted by jennypie Man, after that weird bathing suit dream I had I was horny all fucking day. Then I slipped into bed and onto my bf's cock while he was sleeping later that night.

Somewhere Idoru is crying from his cock at this story.

Why? Does he enjoy a good sleep-fucking too?

Finally a reason to circumcise your children. Uncircumcised cocks have weird semen build up.

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...48#post10600448

Grosssss! Apparently, it feels good man.

it doesn't matter bas.. i still horribly mutilated my son.. which makes me a HORRIBLE parent.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel it doesn't matter bas.. i still horribly mutilated my son.. which makes me a HORRIBLE parent.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel it doesn't matter bas.. i still horribly mutilated my son.. which makes me a HORRIBLE parent.

I hope your son files a lawsuit against you and takes you for everything you're worth.

The word cock being flung around in this thread has officially made me horny

if circumcision is the worst thing that ever happens to my son i will consider myself (and him) incredibly blessed...

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel if circumcision is the worst thing that ever happens to my son i will consider myself (and him) incredibly blessed...

You would say that!

You've set him up for a lifetime of brutal, punishing, sublimated neurosis which will subconsciously color all of his interactions in many ways you can't begin to conceive of; that he, himself, will remain completely and woefully unaware of - but it WILL be there.

You've sewn the wind, now!

OMG call social services!!! seriously! i live in medicine hat, alberta.. look it up and call them because i'm a fucking NIGHTMARE of a parent. Forget that i forfeited my career to stay at home and raise my children, giving them good food and nice clothes and toys.. i'm sure they don't appreciate all the stories and other things i do for them.. fuck that, i CIRCUMCISED my son. wow. and not only that.. NO one in my part of the world does it.. i'm the only one. I did it just to torture my child. I'm sure he'll hate me once he realizes what we've done. Seriously, this is dumb.

http://www.circlist.com/rites/canada.html

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel Forget that i forfeited my career to stay at home and raise my children, giving them good food and nice clothes and toys.. i'm sure they don't appreciate all the stories and other things i do for them..

I'm sure Soloman would give that all up to have his foreskin back. Having a good childhood is nice but nowhere near as important as foreskin.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel

He will thank you when he starts going to school and sees his buddy get a huge painful infection on his uncircumcised wee wee

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Originally posted by yukii He will thank you when he starts going to school and sees his buddy get a huge painful infection on his uncircumcised wee wee

or he will thank him the first time he goes to fuck some chick and he feels nothing because the doctor did this to his penis

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel OMG call social services!!! seriously! i live in medicine hat, alberta.. look it up and call them because i'm a fucking NIGHTMARE of a parent. Forget that i forfeited my career to stay at home and raise my children, giving them good food and nice clothes and toys.. i'm sure they don't appreciate all the stories and other things i do for them.. fuck that, i CIRCUMCISED my son. wow. and not only that.. NO one in my part of the world does it.. i'm the only one. I did it just to torture my child. I'm sure he'll hate me once he realizes what we've done. Seriously, this is dumb. http://www.circlist.com/rites/canada.html

I have been circumcised, you vicious monster!

Although I am completely unaware of any ramifications, whatsoever, from my mutilation day; although nary a thought of my condition and the powerlessness over said "medical" decision; I am almost certain that many things would be slightly different in subtle, indefinable ways which are ultimately intangible and more than likely inconsequential.

You are truly Mommy Dearest.

And people say I have too much time on my hands. Over 200 replies about foreskin!? At least I type fast and without thinking, though I reckon this is probably the case here as well :P

Well i can assure you that my sons penis does not look like that. I will admit, it was hard to get done.. i cried. It did look sore when it was healing. But he didn't cry. It didn't seem to bother him at all even though i am sure it was painful at one point or another. He certainly doesn't seem traumatized. Eli is circumcised, our dads were too.. my brother was, and most of my friends are. I have never heard them complain about it. I think there are positive and negatives of both.. my ex-boyfriend wasn't circumcised and it didn't bother me (or him) at all. I was really unbiased toward the decision.


eddie- whatever mummy issues you have, aren't related to me. you might want to talk to a professional about that..

and chem- i'm sure there are awful experiences with circumcision just like there are awful experiences with penis' that are uncircumcised.. like i said before i know of 2 adults who had to have a circumcision due to medical reasons and they obviously found it very painful. But those cases are few and far between i imagine..

Am I doing it wrong in a thread about cocks and tips?

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel OMG call social services!!! seriously! i live in medicine hat, alberta.. look it up and call them because i'm a fucking NIGHTMARE of a parent. Forget that i forfeited my career to stay at home and raise my children, giving them good food and nice clothes and toys.. i'm sure they don't appreciate all the stories and other things i do for them.. fuck that, i CIRCUMCISED my son. wow. and not only that.. NO one in my part of the world does it.. i'm the only one. I did it just to torture my child. I'm sure he'll hate me once he realizes what we've done. Seriously, this is dumb. http://www.circlist.com/rites/canada.html

You're going to eat the foreskin and gain Solomon's power aren't you?

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Originally posted by bas You're going to eat the foreskin and gain Solomon's power aren't you?

You wanna gain my power... if ya know what I'm sayin'

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel eddie- whatever mummy issues you have, aren't related to me. you might want to talk to a professional about that..

You're just like her! She never completely read my posts and was unable to see the humor craftily woven between the irony.











But, you did pick up on the mommy issues schtick I was playing to.

Weiner, sorry for bashing you. It really doesn't reflect on your parenting at all since it is so common in North America.

It still is a trend that should be reversed though, mainly because it is totally unneeded, and for most people doesn't serve a religious purpose (which is no excuse to do it either).

epic lol at nou talking about how sex feels.

lol i'm pretty sure it is reversing nou.. it is still really common where i live, which is why i was probably surprised to hear everyone else's reaction.. but statistics show it is becoming less common.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel lol i'm pretty sure it is reversing nou.. it is still really common where i live, which is why i was probably surprised to hear everyone else's reaction.. but statistics show it is becoming less common.

In all fairness, getting drunk and falling off farm equipment is relatively common in your neck of the woods too.

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Originally posted by epicaricacy epic lol at nou talking about how sex feels.

It doesn't even have to be sex, everything down there feels better uncircumcised.

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