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Posted by shaw on Dec-24-2010 18:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I SUPPOSE YOU WASH THEM IN A KENMORE TOO. OH MY GOD MY TEMPLE HURTS

YEAH. ON HOT. WITH NO FABRIC SOFTENER. POP OFF!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-24-2010 18:11:

Oh yeah? Well I use REGULAR detergent in a high efficiency machine!!!

Just kidding, no I don't.

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-24-2010 18:12:

quote:
Originally posted by shaw
YEAH. ON HOT. WITH NO FABRIC SOFTENER. POP OFF!

INSTEAD OF BUYING A FLATSCREEN FOR THE BASEMENT I BOUGHT DIAMOND EARRINGS FOR MY WIFE CAN YOU UNDERSTAND MY ANGER PLEASE TELL ME YOU TUMBLE DRY THEM ON LOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Posted by shaw on Dec-24-2010 18:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
INSTEAD OF BUYING A FLATSCREEN FOR THE BASEMENT I BOUGHT DIAMOND EARRINGS FOR MY WIFE CAN YOU UNDERSTAND MY ANGER PLEASE TELL ME YOU TUMBLE DRY THEM ON LOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

I IRON THEM. WITH NO STEAM. THAT GETS RID OF MOST OF THE MOISTURE. THEN I HANG DRY THEM TO FINISH UP THE JOB.

Posted by EddieZilker on Dec-24-2010 18:15:

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Dec-24-2010 18:16:

Just reading shaw's latest post on its own, it looks like he is saying he irons the diamond earrings that Ygrene bought for his wife.

Posted by shaw on Dec-24-2010 18:18:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Just reading shaw's latest post on its own, it looks like he is saying he irons the diamond earrings that Ygrene bought for his wife.

Ygrene sent me coal for Christmas, so I ironed it and sent it back to his wife. He is taking credit for them now.

Foiled yet again.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-24-2010 18:18:

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-24-2010 18:19:

Ygrene's heart about to explode
at mention of Shaw's mismanaged laundry load
Diamond earrings he leaves for his wife
a keepsake memory from the end of his life

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Dec-24-2010 18:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Ygrene's heart about to explode
at mention of Shaw's load

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-24-2010 18:21:

Jive Bo Jingles thinking he's smart
Pervy trolling just aint his art

Posted by shaw on Dec-24-2010 18:23:

Ygrene asked his wife for beers
Instead, she made a trip to Sears
His face and teeth began to clench
At his gift--a Craftsman wrench.

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-24-2010 18:24:

quote:
Originally posted by shaw
I IRON THEM. WITH NO STEAM. THAT GETS RID OF MOST OF THE MOISTURE. THEN I HANG DRY THEM TO FINISH UP THE JOB.

I REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE FRIENDS

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-24-2010 18:29:

Ygrene bustin out the angry face
projecting wrench anger in this place
Wench hatin' aint no way to spend
His Kenmore rage commercial trend

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-24-2010 18:29:

quote:
Originally posted by shaw
Ygrene asked his wife for beers
Instead, she made a trip to Sears
His face and teeth began to clench
At his gift--a Craftsman wrench.

lolololol

I really did ask for Craftsman wrenches this year

Everyone making fun of me
I'll laugh last you wait and see
You've found my weakness and try to attack it
Just like highschool and my Members Only jacket

Posted by shaw on Dec-24-2010 18:32:

Klein > *

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-24-2010 18:33:

Bad taste aint nothing to be ashamed of
It dont taste bad when it's something that you love
though might ask what club you're a part in
Member's Only don't warrant no pardon

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-24-2010 18:37:

Tumble dry low polyester attire
when you dress like any day ready to retire
for a living worry about selling a dryer
Whirlpool repping and Kenmore a liar

Posted by shaw on Dec-24-2010 18:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE FRIENDS

Steam and low for his threads
Clothes so sick they needin meds
Ygrene fresher than the rest
Whirpool prototypes--the best

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-24-2010 18:54:

Downy sheets so free and clear
Replace the filter tube in the rear
Find some lacy panties in your sleeve
Explain to wife but she don't believe
fuckin Whirlpool, address static cling
lost skivvies always wreck my cunning

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Dec-24-2010 18:56:

Lacy panties is right. Enough with the domestic poetry already. Post something manly!

Posted by shaw on Dec-24-2010 18:59:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Lacy panties is right. Enough with the domestic poetry already. Post something manly!

DAT MIELE

Posted by Lira on Dec-24-2010 19:00:

Poetry written by men,
Is like Barbie's Ken,
You may try to look strong,
But you still don't have testicles.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-24-2010 19:02:

Jive Bo Jingles drunk on christmas eve
Jesus, Brian, I can hardly believe
Sarcasm buddy, I can totally accept it
your life is a toilet, don't bother addressing it
Stay in your stupor for all to see
Keep breaking our flow with your man poem plea

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Dec-24-2010 19:04:

Haven't had a drop, actually. Maybe later, though.

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