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Posted by DJ JEM on Jan-10-2005 07:10:

it's called penis size .


Posted by tribu on Jan-10-2005 07:12:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ JEM
it's called penis size .


and alot of wiggle room?

I vote with the person otherwise known as gelatin puff


lol at this post after this one


Posted by Fast Turtle on Jan-10-2005 07:45:

Sex fucking blows.


Posted by La5eR on Jan-10-2005 08:25:

Steps to Sex by: La5eR
first is what id do is start making out
then while doing so id slowly but surely work my way to the breasts
after i got to those id massage the nipples in a pinching but not hurting manner
then id slowly make my way down towards the pants while still massaging the nipples
then id unbutton the pants then mine
take my tongue start at the stomach then work my way to the mons
after i got to the mons id texture my tongue to your liking
then after i stimulated that properly
id then move to the vulva
slowly making circular motions and flicking motions with the tongue while experimenting to the right texture as well
after i got the clit exposed id nibble at it with my lips
and maybe use a little bit of teeth but itd be gentle with those
then id suck on it a bit
get it nice and moist
id then take two fingers (index and middle) and make them into a cork screwe configuration
stick those in and rummage around in every way possible
then tease ya with them while massaging the clit with my saliva moist thumb
just before you arch your back i take them out
then i slowly ease my penis into it but gently
carefull not to harm any tissue
then as im facing you and youre facing me id thrust gently and at times thrust a violent one so i get maximum penetration
repeate as necessary
then lay my stomach on yours while sucking on your left nipple
and using tongue textures
still thrusting of course
then id do the other nipple
making sure i can get the maximum amount of stand out of them
then we would french kiss while doing the thrusting still
then a min before i go id start doing it from behind while massaging the nipples and breasts gently
still putting in random hard thrusts
THEN this is where the good part comes in
i go faster and faster till you start arching your back
then take one of my hands and massage the mons and vulva to be sure the clit stays exposed
then after i go i continue to thrust while massaging with a saliva mostened fingers
keep going till you go
then we get all tired and sleep for 10 hrs

Overall the whole process should take one to two hours to complete.


Posted by LinX on Jan-10-2005 08:33:

haha this thread grew fast


Posted by JMF [TrAcId] on Jan-10-2005 09:57:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ JEM
it's called penis size .

haha, that's the funniest post in the entire thread

you talk shit man.


Posted by Radagast on Jan-10-2005 10:08:

I thought I pointed this out before, but I guess i'll have to repeat myself. My penis is simply huge. It's so big it has its own birth certificate. You wouldn't believe what I had to do to get its passport. It wouldn't fit inside a 70 year old female elephant. My penis is big i'm telling you. I use parachutes as condoms. All the gay guys on forums are envious of my huge penii...


Posted by astroboy on Jan-10-2005 10:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Lephaid
Sex fucking blows.


Only if you're doing it cos think it'll make you feel something or if you're doing it to prove to yourself that it doesn't make you feel anything... I had a case of the latter for a while, and I suspect you are the former.


When you do anything for the wrong reason it's blows. How do you know what the right reason is? Fucked if I know.


Posted by Fast Turtle on Jan-10-2005 10:28:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
Only if you're doing it cos think it'll make you feel something or if you're doing it to prove to yourself that it doesn't make you feel anything... I had a case of the latter for a while, and I suspect you are the former.


When you do anything for the wrong reason it's blows. How do you know what the right reason is? Fucked if I know.


Yeah...probably...


Posted by JMF [TrAcId] on Jan-10-2005 10:40:

quote:
Originally posted by astroboy
Only if you're doing it cos think it'll make you feel something or if you're doing it to prove to yourself that it doesn't make you feel anything... I had a case of the latter for a while, and I suspect you are the former.
to be honest, and i may be old fashioned, but for me i wont have sex until the feeling is there! But there is much more to being with someone than just the actual sex part


Posted by astroboy on Jan-10-2005 11:15:

quote:
Originally posted by JMF [TrAcId]
to be honest, and i may be old fashioned, but for me i wont have sex until the feeling is there! But there is much more to being with someone than just the actual sex part


Well that's definitely a safe way to play it. Lately I've been trying to limit myself in a similar way... Butsometimes my horny side still gets the better of me.


Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-10-2005 12:19:


Posted by mezzir on Jan-10-2005 12:29:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel

+1
this thread is awesome, great thread to wake up to


Posted by Rob on Jan-10-2005 12:46:

@Astroboy: Not all pussy tastes like rancid fish. The only time it will is when it's not washed(thoroughly atleast an hour before going down)/shaved OR you're not accustomed to girl cum. In fact, I say it's an acquired taste (much like fine wine). Oh the sweet juicy taste of girl nectar However, eating it on it's own can be kinda "stale" like to begin with, so I would just like to add it goes great with whipped-cream, maple syrup, strawberryflavoured lube,....


Ok, I'm going to stop now


Posted by mezzir on Jan-10-2005 13:03:

quote:
Originally posted by hadi ******
cool sig

ty
and @rob: i think its like beer, in that its considered an aquired taste, but some people just don't mind it
that or my ex just didn't taste that bad


Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-10-2005 13:45:

quote:
Originally posted by La5eR
Steps to Sex by: La5eR
first is what id do is start making out
then while doing so id slowly but surely work my way to the breasts
after i got to those id massage the nipples in a pinching but not hurting manner
then id slowly make my way down towards the pants while still massaging the nipples
then id unbutton the pants then mine
take my tongue start at the stomach then work my way to the mons
after i got to the mons id texture my tongue to your liking
then after i stimulated that properly
id then move to the vulva
slowly making circular motions and flicking motions with the tongue while experimenting to the right texture as well
after i got the clit exposed id nibble at it with my lips
and maybe use a little bit of teeth but itd be gentle with those
then id suck on it a bit
get it nice and moist
id then take two fingers (index and middle) and make them into a cork screwe configuration
stick those in and rummage around in every way possible
then tease ya with them while massaging the clit with my saliva moist thumb
just before you arch your back i take them out
then i slowly ease my penis into it but gently
carefull not to harm any tissue
then as im facing you and youre facing me id thrust gently and at times thrust a violent one so i get maximum penetration
repeate as necessary
then lay my stomach on yours while sucking on your left nipple
and using tongue textures
still thrusting of course
then id do the other nipple
making sure i can get the maximum amount of stand out of them
then we would french kiss while doing the thrusting still
then a min before i go id start doing it from behind while massaging the nipples and breasts gently
still putting in random hard thrusts
THEN this is where the good part comes in
i go faster and faster till you start arching your back
then take one of my hands and massage the mons and vulva to be sure the clit stays exposed
then after i go i continue to thrust while massaging with a saliva mostened fingers
keep going till you go
then we get all tired and sleep for 10 hrs

Overall the whole process should take one to two hours to complete.


i'm a little disappointed La5er...i was expecting something more like...

i softly right click her mousepad...carressing it's curves and opening her search engine...

i squeeze her 28 gig hard drives with my hands as i kiss her keyboard passionately...

i use my joystick to control her...i scored 1,000,000 points...



where's uwm when i need him? hahaha


Posted by igottaknow on Jan-10-2005 15:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i'm a little disappointed La5er...i was expecting something more like...

i softly right click her mousepad...carressing it's curves and opening her search engine...

i squeeze her 28 gig hard drives with my hands as i kiss her keyboard passionately...

i use my joystick to control her...i scored 1,000,000 points...



where's uwm when i need him? hahaha



dj jen is so lame he's actually funny

page 8 yeeha!


Posted by tribu on Jan-10-2005 16:07:

I cant stand him. But I'm sure alot of people feel the same way about me.

Page 25 on default settings


Posted by igottaknow on Jan-10-2005 16:13:

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
I cant stand him. But I'm sure alot of people feel the same way about me.

i cant stand him either but sometimes assholes unintentionally make funny threads. in this case its the responses that made it funny. we bailed the poor schmuck out


Posted by NiteMer on Jan-10-2005 16:14:

Most guys that have to talk about how large their penis is, on a web forum, are full of shit.


Posted by tribu on Jan-10-2005 16:16:

quote:
Originally posted by NiteMer
Most guys that have to talk about how large their penis is, on a web forum, are full of shit.


So, bragging is inversely proportional to reality


Posted by NiteMer on Jan-10-2005 16:22:

quote:
Originally posted by tribu
So, bragging is inversely proportional to reality


Not always. If you say it around your close friends, it's one thing, but mouthing off sounds like a cover for an insecurity.

Besides I read more of the thread, and he's not that big if he wore a normal trojan.


Posted by Rob on Jan-10-2005 16:27:

I would just like to say I have a really small penis


Posted by tjpatel on Jan-10-2005 16:30:

sex is like a hot appple pie


Posted by ricky on Jan-10-2005 16:31:

"of course i've had sex...just not with anyone else..."

- roadtrip


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