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My dick is so big, he has his own sitcom and refused to make appearance at David Letterman at least 3 times
























p.s. don't make me whip out Drew Carey's "Dirty Jokes and Beer" book, full of "big dick" jokes.

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Originally posted by Theresa Exactly. All women have "beef curtains". They are actually the labia minora, which if the woman doesn't have a deformity of some kind, she should have. They are in no way indicitive of the tightness of the vaginal canal. The labia minora is incredibly stretchy, and for some women, they hang a little lower than others, very similar to the male ball sac. In fact, the labia minora is made up of the same skin tissue as the ball sac, and as I am sure all of you men know, it can stretch very easily, and not all men hang at the same length.

theresa use propper terminology... ballzac

I mean, don't you ever really wanna' be pounded hard, you know, like when the bed is moving all around and it's all sweaty and your head is knocking up against the headboard and you feel like it might just blow off. Dammit', I just really wanna' be f*cked, you know just really f*cked!















sorry repost

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Originally posted by Floorfiller according to some of my female friends...they sell "tighten her up cream" at sex shops... hehehe

lol, Ive heard about that stuff, I dont know if it actually works though. Think about it, if you stretch out a rubber band, will you ever get it back to (or even close to) what it was, I doubt it.

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Originally posted by Theresa Exactly. All women have "beef curtains". They are actually the labia minora, which if the woman doesn't have a deformity of some kind, she should have. They are in no way indicitive of the tightness of the vaginal canal. The labia minora is incredibly stretchy, and for some women, they hang a little lower than others, very similar to the male ball sac. In fact, the labia minora is made up of the same skin tissue as the ball sac, and as I am sure all of you men know, it can stretch very easily, and not all men hang at the same length.

Well formed beef curtains are sexy. Especially playing with them. I like to play "butterfly" on occassion. Usually this activity is interrupted by some coment, similar to "Do you always play with stuff you're about to eat?" ... which usually returns me to my previously planned activity.

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Originally posted by jdat I mean, don't you ever really wanna' be pounded hard, you know, like when the bed is moving all around and it's all sweaty and your head is knocking up against the headboard and you feel like it might just blow off. Dammit', I just really wanna' be f*cked, you know just really f*cked! sorry repost

You dont need a big dick to do that... but if you dont have a big dick, the American Medical Association recommends that the receiving party (whether male or female) get motion sickness pills.

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Originally posted by Vlad lol, Ive heard about that stuff, I dont know if it actually works though. Think about it, if you stretch out a rubber band, will you ever get it back to (or even close to) what it was, I doubt it.

yes re temper the rubber, heat it to over 110 degrees c and re form.....


however your gf may protest if you put her cooch in the oven to re mould it

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Originally posted by jdat I mean, don't you ever really wanna' be pounded hard, you know, like when the bed is moving all around and it's all sweaty and your head is knocking up against the headboard and you feel like it might just blow off. Dammit', I just really wanna' be f*cked, you know just really f*cked! sorry repost

PM sent.

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Originally posted by jdat I mean, don't you ever really wanna' be pounded hard, you know, like when the bed is moving all around and it's all sweaty and your head is knocking up against the headboard and you feel like it might just blow off. Dammit', I just really wanna' be f*cked, you know just really f*cked! sorry repost

I hope this involves opposite sex, you pillow biter you!

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Originally posted by Ygrene PM sent.

/jealous

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Originally posted by jdat I mean, don't you ever really wanna' be pounded hard, you know, like when the bed is moving all around and it's all sweaty and your head is knocking up against the headboard and you feel like it might just blow off. Dammit', I just really wanna' be f*cked, you know just really f*cked! sorry repost

Thanks for planting my dream seeds!



...that is if I go to sleep if the c0r become a lifeless floppy pen0r.

i think its funny that all these girls love cocks that are detatched.

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp however your gf may protest if you put her cooch in the oven to re mould it

yea, exactly. lol

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Originally posted by kadomony i think its funny that all these girls love cocks that are detatched.

Psy-T loves the same thing.

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Originally posted by Vlad You dont need a big dick to do that... but if you dont have a big dick, the American Medical Association recommends that the receiving party (whether male or female) get motion sickness pills.

NO WAIIII!!!!

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Originally posted by emc^2 NO WAIIII!!!!

ahh, fuck you... its funny damn it.

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Originally posted by Vlad ahh, fuck you... its funny damn it.

Have a suck on this:

BIG DICKS HAHAHAHA

8==============O)

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Originally posted by wizniz BIG DICKS HAHAHAHA 8==============O)

nice dick wiznizjizz

dallastar, tight as in cool??

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Originally posted by dallastar nice dick wiznizjizz

bababababy you just aint seen nothin yet

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Originally posted by wizniz bababababy you just aint seen nothin yet

nice!

double post opps! + =

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Originally posted by Vlad o5647 vbnvbghyt654rfgh vbn Whoops sorry, I whipped out my schlong and it smacked the keyboard.

Dude, vbn ghyt 654...those are awfully close together

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Originally posted by miamitrance04 dallastar, tight as in cool??

tight, as in tight , you know

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