when is it ok to pee in front of your bf/gf

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Posted by Zoso on Aug-22-2008 21:04:

Spit or swallow what? Tobacco juice? Ewww.

Posted by Axer on Aug-22-2008 23:19:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
You girls are wrong. Farting and shitting is what keeps the sexiness alive. Think about it: farts and turds come from your butt, so when you fart or shit your bf is thinking about your butt, which means he's prolly thinking about anal sex, which means he's also thinking about all kinds of other ways he'd like to defile your body.

Hahaha Yeah, preach that shit Jennie! Body language! You're ass can speak too, it just doesn't have a tounge... not everyone has the brains to understand it!

LOL @ Queefing, heard it all before.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Aug-22-2008 23:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Axer
You're ass can speak too, it just doesn't have a tounge...

What if it did?

[Mental image of a person making out with someone else's ass, or two asses making out.]

Posted by Sushipunk on Aug-22-2008 23:24:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
[Mental image of a person making out with someone else's ass, or two asses making out.]

Posted by avalonwarrior on Aug-22-2008 23:30:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
i know i already told you guys about the time i got really drunk used olive oil as lube and woke up and the cunt shit the bed.

im down wit tha brown.

I remember you told that story .. someone got offended at it and someone replied
"What can't you take a joke . you must be as fun a a root canal"

But did that actually really happen?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-23-2008 00:01:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
two asses making out.

Posted by Axer on Aug-23-2008 01:14:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
What if it did?

Birth of new slang!

Posted by Teezdalien on Aug-23-2008 05:46:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles

[Mental image of a person making out with someone else's ass, or two asses making out.]

That reminded me of that South Park episode with the Thompsons.

Posted by neovalkyr on Aug-23-2008 12:06:

Once you start shitting, farting, pissing in front of your partner, the romance is officially dead and you no longer have to do romantic things for that person.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-23-2008 18:33:

quote:
Originally posted by neovalkyr
Once you start shitting, farting, pissing in front of your partner, the romance is officially dead and you no longer have to do romantic things for that person.

That is such a crock of shit, lol.

Posted by Axer on Aug-23-2008 20:41:

It's OK to pee in front of you gf/bf when you can write her/his name on a dry wall with your pee! LOL Now that's sexaay!

Haah! Can't beat that!

Posted by Ian on Aug-23-2008 21:37:

Posted by tubularbills on Aug-23-2008 21:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Teezdalien
That reminded me of that South Park episode with the Thompsons.

Posted by MSZ on Aug-23-2008 22:56:

when is it ok to pee in her mouf

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Aug-23-2008 23:17:

Not ok to pass gas.
It's like farting in your cupped hands and then shoving it into her face(ie, waffing), except Satan is doing it. Very disrespectful.

Posted by PvDoBseSSioN on Aug-24-2008 00:55:

lol this reminds me of when me and some girl i was with got GHB'd by the gay bartender at avalon NY and we both tried to pee in the same stall at the same time lol i think i peed on her back!

Posted by L.E.N. on Aug-24-2008 02:05:

Does squirting count?

Posted by elFreak on Aug-24-2008 17:24:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
You girls are wrong. Farting and shitting is what keeps the sexiness alive. Think about it: farts and turds come from your butt, so when you fart or shit your bf is thinking about your butt, which means he's prolly thinking about anal sex, which means he's also thinking about all kinds of other ways he'd like to defile your body.

this

poop does make me wanna stick me pinky in the stinky.

Posted by Jake Benson on Aug-25-2008 22:49:

quote:
Originally posted by ziptmf
Who'd a thought Jake Benson has swallowed more cum than Jenny.

Yeah but at least I don't live in Louisville.

Posted by Slylee on Aug-26-2008 00:44:

fuck man. i showed up at my guy's house cuz i left some shit over there from the weekend and he was playing this gay computer game in his underwear with his roommate. so that was like red flag number 1 (fuckin french canadians). THEN.....then!

.....

he gets up and decides to let the loudest fart i've heard in a really long time rip right in my general direction, followed by a "HAHAHAHAH BBAAABYYY I'M SO GLAD YOU STOPPED BY"

he is TOTALly one of "those" isn't he

like...jennypie's dreamguy

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-26-2008 00:48:

Ew no thanks, he's French.

Posted by Slylee on Aug-26-2008 00:49:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Ew no thanks, he's French.

he's canadian!!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-26-2008 00:50:

FRENCH Canadian...the worst kind of either to be.

Posted by Slylee on Aug-26-2008 00:50:

lol really? why? he is super cool and laid back and funny and so are his friends.

what are they known for (bad)?

Posted by elFreak on Aug-26-2008 00:52:

taking pictures of you with their penis in your mouth then putting them on the internet.

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