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| Originally posted by jlosada Los polacos siempre están tocando los cojones! |
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| Originally posted by JakubPolska Spad here is the new link with our Polish Map, thx. http://www.angelfire.com/theforce/kubus/polskamapa.jpg |
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| Originally posted by bluE_Neon kurwa hiszpan sie podnieca haha |
Okej ludziska wrocilem z dosc dlugiego pobytu w Polandii/Jabolandii.
Nawet fajnie, co wam bede mowic, wodka tanie i pifko tez. Debowe Mocne Rulez. Moja mapa dziala, jak cos to moge ja podreperowac
Wisla Krakow Pany.
NIECHCIANE DZIECKO WLODARZY MIASTA - WASZA NIENAWISC UMACNIA NASZA SILE
Polen ist scheisse. Deutscher Stolz!
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| Originally posted by extulas Polen ist scheisse. Deutscher Stolz! |
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| Originally posted by Blik closed because 99% of this forum can't read this... |
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| Originally posted by extulas Polen ist scheisse. Deutscher Stolz! |
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| Originally posted by extulas Polen ist scheisse. Deutscher Stolz! |
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| Originally posted by extulas Polen ist scheisse. Deutscher Stolz! |
Dzien dobry panstwu,
Wlasnie sie zapisalam do waszej forum...
i chcialam sie wam przedstawic.
Mam na imie Agatka i mieszkam w Kanadzie. Pisze i mowie po Polsku...ale dlatego ze tylko skonczylam druga klase w Polsce tez robie bledy 
Bardzo lubie Trance juz od dlugiego czasu...zaczelo sie to od "Greece 2000 -three drives on vynil" - and the rest is history.
Anyways,
Happy Valentines Guys!
Did you know Araham Lincoln was polish.
ok that's enough
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?
A: Someone stole the book.
Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?
A: Throw in a bar of soap.
Polish firing squad, stands in a circle.
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
Polish kamikaze flew 48 successful missions.
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside a
theater? They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter."
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
A: Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!
Q: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash?
A: The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.
Q: How do you keep a Polak in suspense?
^^^
ROTLFMAO very funny I got most of the jokes and I'm not even polish!
here's a few more to keep the party going:
Q. Why don't polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He
drives around all the time waving at the rednecks. One day the
rednecks stop him, they draw a circle in the dirt and say "If you step out of that circle, we will kick your ass." They pick up hammers and start busting up his new car. They look back and he is smiling. They hit the car some more, and he is laughing. They walk over to him and ask "Why are you laughing, we just busted up your car."
He says "I know, but I stepped out of the circle 9 times."
Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear
hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR
LEFT" so they went home.
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German
soldiers when they come up to a forest and they decide to hide by each
climing a tree. When the Germans arrive, they go to the first tree
where the English guy is, and shout, "We know you're up there; come
down."
The English guy, thinking fast, says, "Twit, twit, twit..."
The Germans, thinking that it's a bird, move on to the next
tree where the French guy is and once again shout, "We know you're up
there; come down."
The French guy, thinking fast, says, "Woo, woo, woo..."
The Germans, thinking that it's an owl, move on to the next
tree where the Polish guy is and once again shout, "We know you're up
there; come down."
The Polish guy thinks for a while and then says, "Moo, moo,
moo..."
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger,
when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal
may not be working. He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping
out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The Polish guy
steps out and stands in front of the car.
The English guy turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it
working?"
To which the Polish guy responds, "Yes, it's working....No,
it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...."
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| Originally posted by cap Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a hand-grenade at you? A: Take the pin out and throw it back. |
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| Originally posted by Spyder but thats what i'm saying.. i hear it all the time.. i'm sick of it.. and i'm syaing i've not met ONE polish guy yet who's not said that.. |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow Why wasn't Christ born in Poland? Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin. |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working. He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The Polish guy steps out and stands in front of the car. The English guy turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?" To which the Polish guy responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...." |
http://www.allegro.pl/show_item.php?item=10800105
zajrzyjcie 
VMC dobre to hehe, jestem ciekaw za ile pojdzie
Poszukuje jakas lepsza mape polski, ma ktos moze jakies linki lub cos w tym stylu, bo ta jest troche za mala, na dosc duzo ilosc polakow co tutaj siedzi, a moge zrobic mape polski, osob co takze juz nie mieszkaja w Polsce oczywiscie tez
WISLA PANY
prosze glosowac na POLSKE (Poland) tutaj -----> http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...724#post1229724 dziekuje wszystkim za udzial
Czy sa jakies Polacy w Vancouver? Strasznie malo tutaj Polakow znam 
Jeszcze jeden polski osobnik na TA... Zarejestrowany jestem juz od dluzszego czasu, ale dopiero ostatnio zaczalem nadrabiac straty
Dzieki dla vmc za cynk 
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| Originally posted by KandyKid_420 Czy sa jakies Polacy w Vancouver? Strasznie malo tutaj Polakow znam |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow Did you know Araham Lincoln was polish. |
podbijam temat
****WAZNE****
Mapa jest gotowa tylko potrzebuje wiedziec skad jest kto, jak mi sie zdaje Pan Vmc jest z Lublina, czyz nie tak.
Takze zna ktos jakies strony gdzie mozna ta mape umiescic, albo czy chce ja ktos umiescic na swojej stronie.
Danke
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