TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Chill Out Room
-- threesome ( ? )
Pages (12): « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 [12]

Has anyone gotten laid yet?!

quote:

Originally posted by Zoso Has anyone gotten laid yet?!

I fucked samochod while the 8 year old he had tied up watched.


It was hot.

quote:

Originally posted by Clovis I fucked samochod while the 8 year old he had tied up watched. It was hot.

8 year old? If you slick his/her hair back, he/she looks 6!

Last time I got laid I woke up to something so ugly I haven't had a one night stand in 6 months.. in layman's terms HALF A FUCKING YEAR!!!



Sharing is caring, right? RIGHT?

EDIT: To be fair 22 daaays of that was making sure I could get tested properly.

"want some toast?"










































*I gingerly turn my head to see who I'm lying next to...*

quote:

Originally posted by Dervish Last time I got laid I woke up to something so ugly I haven't had a one night stand in 6 months.. in layman's terms HALF A FUCKING YEAR!!! Sharing is caring, right? RIGHT?

Well, you'll have to find a slump buster.

quote:

Originally posted by Dervish Last time I got laid I woke up to something so ugly I haven't had a one night stand in 6 months.. in layman's terms HALF A FUCKING YEAR!!! Sharing is caring, right? RIGHT?

If you'd drank enough the night before, she'd have still looked good in the morning.

Ahahahah, *points*.



I'm such a prude outside of a relationship, I would probably regrow my hymen should I become single.

quote:

Originally posted by jennypie Ahahahah, *points*. I'm such a prude outside of a relationship, I would probably regrow my hymen should I become single.

?

quote:

Originally posted by Zoso If you'd drank enough the night before, she'd have still looked good in the morning.

I was drunk enough to 1) lose a sock, 2) to have my jeans in the bottom of the bed (with my sock.. and shoes) 3) woken up and gone "waitttt that's not my ceiling" 4) Not just done it again in the morning, horse had already 'bolted' (no pun intended) in the mate abuse and sti stakes by then.

quote:

Originally posted by Dervish I was drunk enough to 1) lose a sock, 2) to have my jeans in the bottom of the bed (with my sock.. and shoes) 3) woken up and gone "waitttt that's not my ceiling" 4) Not just done it again in the morning, horse had already 'bolted' (no pun intended) in the mate abuse and sti stakes by then.

Well done, sir!

It gets better, didn't know what town I was in when I left her house. Tried reading her name off her certificates on the wall on the way down the stairs, and then told my dad on the phone all over the above for no real reason.

Bought some pies on the way home too, 5 of them... walk of shame home at say 11am (fuck knows when it was) is the best strut in all the lands.

EDIT: Me and thousands (maybe MILLIONS) of little friends made that walk home (in what turned out to be my home town), we didn't keep in touch though, my Aunt Biotics came and took them away... to the farm. They still live there, for real and for true!

But the reeeealy bad one woke up and told me that the night before I told her my house was a B&B, and that I was minted from it (think of all the expensive breakfasts you could serve?!?!?). I did try not to laugh.

Sometimes I really do check for a tag, like maybe they might have an owner somewhere looking for them. It would be a shame for them to be upset not knowing where they are after all.

quote:

Originally posted by Dervish Sometimes I really do check for a tag, like maybe they might have an owner somewhere looking for them. It would be a shame for them to be upset not knowing where they are after all.

It should be right on their tail. Just don't ever try that, here in the States.





You could get in a great deal of trouble with state departments of Fish and Wildlife.

Has her tampon fallen out? Thats just what jaws is looking for to happen. Even I wouldn't do something that dangerous that till 'the painters left'. AIDS is one thing, JAWS is quite the other my good chap.

quote:

Originally posted by jennypie Ahahahah, *points*. I'm such a prude outside of a relationship, I would probably regrow my hymen should I become single.

see I was going to bust you, but you always bust yourself

quote:

Originally posted by Zild see I was going to bust you, but you always bust yourself

twist or bust?

21?

Pontoon?

Pooton? (cos thats insulting to a Candian who understand phone-et-ic fr-en-ch)

I am so disgusted by you. No way to talk to a lady............waaaait fine with Jenny...





I keeed

it is ok bust all you want!

quote:

Originally posted by Zild it is ok bust all you want!

the chops?


Never understood that expression.... or a nut?



.. but I have no seed clefter?

quote:

Originally posted by Dervish It gets better, didn't know what town I was in when I left her house. Tried reading her name off her certificates on the wall on the way down the stairs, and then told my dad on the phone all over the above for no real reason. Bought some pies on the way home too, 5 of them... walk of shame home at say 11am (fuck knows when it was) is the best strut in all the lands. EDIT: Me and thousands (maybe MILLIONS) of little friends made that walk home (in what turned out to be my home town), we didn't keep in touch though, my Aunt Biotics came and took them away... And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

fixed

quote:

Originally posted by Dervish the chops? Never understood that expression.... or a nut? .. but I have no seed clefter?

oh you are being serious?

i was going to say she is all talk but she said it herself

quote:

Originally posted by Sunsnail fixed

I wih they could help, but it has to be round Aunty Virials place from now on, and she's such a bitch.

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright © 2000-2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.