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Posted by Radagast on Jan-21-2005 03:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Bliss
Anyone who tries to respond to Radagast's retarded comments turns into a retard himeself. I know from personal experience; it happened to me.

I am sorry if I insulted you before Miss Bliss. I retract my statements if they damaged or offended you in any way. You do not look like Jeff Daniels, you do not look like a man, you're not fat, and all told you're quite attractive. In fact i'd let you suck on my butt cheeks any day, that's how attractive you are. If you require a dictionary and a thesaurus I will be happy to supply them. Simply say the word.

Posted by Earthsnail on Jan-21-2005 04:05:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
What does a sex feel like?

.....

Posted by t�bias on Jan-21-2005 04:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Radagast
I am sorry if I insulted you before Miss Bliss. I retract my statements if they damaged or offended you in any way. You do not look like Jeff Daniels, you do not look like a man, you're not fat, and all told you're quite attractive. In fact i'd let you suck on my butt cheeks any day, that's how attractive you are. If you require a dictionary or a thesaurus I will be happy to supply them.

Radagast, I'm sure its been more than 3 minutes since your last little cry baby bitch session which is more like a carefully disguised call for attention or a sign that you were dropped on yoru head as a baby, and since I'm an avid reader of the quality shit you post considering it gives me a real alternative to the pleasure gained from cutting my inner ear with a metal skewer, perhaps we could beg the moderators for a sticky topic to bunch all your topical information there and TAs could take turns in abrogating this rarely read crap at the end of each week. This could perhaps be the subject of some type of prize, or a revolutionary cure for insomnia.

Posted by Radagast on Jan-21-2005 04:19:

quote:
Originally posted by t�bias
Radagast, i'm sure it has been more than three minutes since your last little crybaby bitch session, which seems more like either a carefully disguised call for attention or a sign that you were dropped on your head as a baby.

Since i'm an avid reader of the quality shit you post, considering it gives me a real alternative to the pleasure gained from cutting my inner ear with a metal skewer, perhaps we could beg the moderators for a sticky topic in which to bunch all of your topical information. TAs could then take turns abrogating this rarely read crap at the end of each week. Perhaps this could be either the subject of some type of competition warranting a prize or a revolutionary cure for insomnia.

I understand. Who are you? Why do you address me so? It is little concern of mine in any event. However, cutting ones inner ear is not pleasant and I advise against it.

I also took the much obliged pleasure of correcting your obfuscating grammatical mistakes once again. You are welcome friend.

Posted by hayabusa1285 on Jan-21-2005 05:08:

this might be the fastest growning thread i seen yet,

haha shows us where our minds are

Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-21-2005 05:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Earthsnail
.....

Dont you dot dot dot dot dot me.

What the hell is five dots?

Dots come in threes. You should try to stick to "..." And If you feel the need to use more then you must use "......"

Someone with such poor dottulararity should not be allowed to engage in sexual intercourse.

I'm sick of you people just just holding down the period button for a few seconds, and taking your damn finger off of it whenever you please, not even considering the number of dots you have created.

Posted by WillyWonka on Jan-21-2005 05:12:

Wow, this site's great for a newbie who loves dirty sex!!!

Question for the ladies...Just how offensive would you take it, if you asked a guy to fuck you in the ass and he stupidly replies "No way!!!" Would you be offended if the guy said--"I'll fuck you in the ass ONLY if I can wear a condom, but no other way."

This actually happened and I pissed the shit out of this super HOTTIE...because no condoms were involved and I WOULD NOT GO into the Forbidden Zone without a rubber. Fuck I was so stupid back then...

I was a lot more conservative(wanted to practice safer sex) and less experimental a couple years ago. In fact, I was TOO shocked that she was the one who suggested anal sex. Due to the reason, that I'd never done it before at the time.

Nowadays, I'd bang the shit out of a "clean and pure looking" girl any day of the week in the ass. Simply to see that orgasmic and dirty face that girls make while the the big sausage is in their asshole!!!

Posted by beats and beeps on Jan-21-2005 05:15:

Re: Wow, this site's great for a newbie who loves dirty sex!!!

quote:
Originally posted by WillyWonka
Question for the ladies...Just how offensive would you take it, if you asked a guy to fuck you in the ass and he stupidly replies "No way!!!" Would you be offended if the guy said--"I'll fuck you in the ass ONLY if I can wear a condom, but no other way."

This actually happened and I pissed the shit out of this super HOTTIE...because no condoms were involved and I WOULD NOT GO into the Forbidden Zone without a rubber. Fuck I was so stupid back then...

I was a lot more conservative(wanted to practice safer sex) and less experimental a couple years ago. In fact, I was TOO shocked that she was the one who suggested anal sex. Due to the reason, that I'd never done it before at the time.

Nowadays, I'd bang the shit out of a "clean and pure looking" girl any day of the week in the ass. Simply to see that orgasmic and dirty face that girls make while the the big sausage is in their asshole!!!

Change your name.

Willy Wonka used to be my hero up until that post

Posted by verndogs on Jan-21-2005 05:17:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
What the hell is five dots?

5 in morse code

Posted by DjSaline on Jan-21-2005 05:29:

just when we were about to have good sex talk

put it in your pm, i wanna talk more about doggy style ashlee simpson

Posted by AlphaStarred on Jan-21-2005 06:03:

gimme the key to the chocolate factory

Posted by Mycron on Jan-21-2005 10:54:

this thread just went to weirdness now,

shame that actually everyone forgot the original question

Posted by Psy-T on Jan-21-2005 11:52:

how will i convince my gf to do me with a strapon?

Posted by Zild on Jan-21-2005 11:57:

Re: Wow, this site's great for a newbie who loves dirty sex!!!

quote:
Originally posted by WillyWonka
Question for the ladies...Just how offensive would you take it, if you asked a guy to fuck you in the ass and he stupidly replies "No way!!!" Would you be offended if the guy said--"I'll fuck you in the ass ONLY if I can wear a condom, but no other way."

This actually happened and I pissed the shit out of this super HOTTIE...because no condoms were involved and I WOULD NOT GO into the Forbidden Zone without a rubber. Fuck I was so stupid back then...

I was a lot more conservative(wanted to practice safer sex) and less experimental a couple years ago. In fact, I was TOO shocked that she was the one who suggested anal sex. Due to the reason, that I'd never done it before at the time.

Nowadays, I'd bang the shit out of a "clean and pure looking" girl any day of the week in the ass. Simply to see that orgasmic and dirty face that girls make while the the big sausage is in their asshole!!!

You shouldn't be nailing anyone without a condom in the first place unless you know for an absolute fact they're clean (i.e. recent STD test results). You definitely should be banging some poor girl in the ass without a condom and some proper lubrication either.

Posted by Lira on Jan-21-2005 12:19:

God, why does every sex related topic becomes 398 pages long?

quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
how will i convince my gf to do me with a strapon?

Telling her that you don't like to be banged by men, but that you'd like to go deeper into the relationship

Posted by Sand Leaper on Jan-21-2005 13:13:

quote:
Originally posted by eRRaTiK
wtf is leaper fisting in public again?

Posted by Simcut on Jan-21-2005 14:15:

@ this thread :\

Radagast and jennypie can argue all they like but at the end of the day, jennypie is teh hotness and Rada isnt :P

Posted by UWM on Jan-21-2005 16:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
how will i convince my gf to do me with a strapon?

Tell her you're gay?

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-21-2005 16:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
how will i convince my gf to do me with a strapon?

start out by asking her if she ever had that prison fantasy

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-21-2005 16:59:

all good suggestions but i would go with FF's prison fantasy

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-21-2005 17:06:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
all good suggestions but i would go with FF's prison fantasy

you know it all too well yes?

Posted by mezzir on Jan-21-2005 17:08:

Re: Re: Wow, this site's great for a newbie who loves dirty sex!!!

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
Change your name.

Willy Wonka used to be my hero up until that post

hehe the imagery was too much

Posted by UWM on Jan-21-2005 17:09:

Posted by NiteMer on Jan-21-2005 17:24:

Re: Re: Re: Wow, this site's great for a newbie who loves dirty sex!!!

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
hehe the imagery was too much

Noice. Did you take that pic? That's a great pose.

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-21-2005 17:27:

big willy on the loose

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