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Posted by Akridrot on Sep-26-2006 20:55:

WTF? This thread is only 2 days old! I thought it was at least a week old... weird.

Posted by emc^2 on Oct-01-2006 06:18:

My dick is sooo big, he just came back drunk and stoned from some loft party in the city (obviously never invited me, that bastard), covered in puke and now wants me to scrub his back and wash the balls.

My dick is so big, he makes Tiesto seem like a microbe prick in comparisson.

My dick is so big, he shot Dick Chenney in the face on their quail hunting outing.

Posted by Dj_Skez on Oct-01-2006 06:24:

A big dick and some hard sex is all you need most of the time to solve an argument. Women always seem to try to take a simple argument to the next level, before she tries to take it there, grab her and throw her to the bed. rip her clothes off and remove her underwear with your teeth. You better start off by eating her out like she was a all you can eat buffet. Then when she least expects it, throw yo shit up in that piece and bang her brains out. If that doesn't work, then you're really gonna get it tomorrow.

Posted by Omega_M on Oct-01-2006 06:28:

quote:
Originally posted by emc^2
My dick is so big, he makes Tiesto seem like a microbe prick in comparisson.

I lolled.

Posted by emc^2 on Oct-01-2006 06:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj_Skez
A big dick and some hard sex is all you need most of the time to solve an argument. Women always seem to try to take a simple argument to the next level, before she tries to take it there, grab her and throw her to the bed. rip her clothes off and remove her underwear with your teeth. You better start off by eating her out like she was a all you can eat buffet. Then when she least expects it, throw yo shit up in that piece and bang her brains out. If that doesn't work, then you're really gonna get it tomorrow.

My dick is so big, he does not argue. He just finds another pussy to bang. Of course, none of that is discussed with me before hand. Speaking of hands,

My dick is so big, it would take a 1/3 of population of India just to jerk it off.

My dick is so big, he does not eat at "all you can eat buffet" he only eats elephant kebabs. Yes, entire elephants skewered on kebab. Told you my shit was big!

Posted by Dj_Skez on Oct-01-2006 06:29:

Posted by Omega_M on Oct-01-2006 06:32:

quote:
Originally posted by emc^2
My dick is so big, it would take a 1/3 of population of India just to jerk it off.

your dick seems to be bigger than your brain

Posted by emc^2 on Oct-01-2006 06:35:

My dick is so big, all the tranceaddict posts can be written on it in letters each sized like the state of Texas.

Posted by Frenchie on Oct-01-2006 06:36:

8========D My penor owns!

/thread.

Posted by emc^2 on Oct-01-2006 06:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
your dick seems to be bigger than your brain

My dick is so big, at this very moment he's only 30 seconds away from your house to cock-slap some sense into your brain.

Posted by emc^2 on Oct-01-2006 06:39:

My dick is so big, he could fill Slylee's love hole to 99% of it's capacity.

////hides

Posted by Sushipunk on Oct-01-2006 08:11:

quote:
Originally posted by emc^2
My dick is so big, he could fill Slylee's love hole to 99% of it's capacity.

////hides

I think a might be required just now.

Posted by Purple on Oct-01-2006 17:31:

I knew this thread will be 14+.

Posted by r5a on Oct-01-2006 17:45:

Someone got a deep dickin'

Posted by Mmanu on Oct-01-2006 17:56:

quote:
Originally posted by emc^2
My dick is so big, all the tranceaddict posts can be written on it in letters each sized like the state of Texas.

It's so big you can't even fuck pussy because it's too big. Find yourself a T-Rex

Posted by mezzir on Oct-01-2006 18:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Purple
I knew this thread will be 15 and under.

fixed

Posted by grooviebeats on Oct-01-2006 19:05:

this shit is still here..

Posted by on Jan-23-2011 19:53:

quote:
Originally posted by grooviebeats
this shit is still here..

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