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Originally posted by Desperado22 But i think the Bears are the greatest surprise till now in this season..

I think the Saints are the biggest surprise. Coming from the season from hell and starting this season 5-1 is unbelieveable. And it seems like they are for real.

Yeah I agree there but the other suprise, going the other way, are the Seahawks. I mean they had an awsome season last year and now they are really sucking it up.

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Originally posted by BryanWood Yeah I agree there but the other suprise, going the other way, are the Seahawks. I mean they had an awsome season last year and now they are really sucking it up.

Yeah but I think the last 5 Super Bowl loosers had a bad season the following year and didn't make the play-offs.


And of course they are hit by the Madden Curse

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Originally posted by BryanWood Yeah I agree there but the other suprise, going the other way, are the Seahawks. I mean they had an awsome season last year and now they are really sucking it up.

Not sure a 4-2 record is sucking it up, a bit of exaggerating don't ya think? The two losses were blowouts, granted, but they also haven't had MVP Shaun Alexander playing for most of the year and now Hasselljerk is out. They really miss Hutchinson, the All-Pro guard, that they carelessly let slip away to Minnesota.

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Originally posted by Rockabye Don't forget the Vikings! They will make the play-offs for sure! Why??? Look at their remaining schedule: New England @ San Francisco Green Bay @ Miami Arizona @ Chicago @ Detroit NY Jets @ Green Bay St. Louis They are allready 4-2 and still face the 49ers, Cardinals, Dolphins, Lions and Packers twice!

They'll go 9-7....

Butters' Coca Cola League Poll (where 1 is the worst of the worst and 10 is the best of the worst) (as of 10.24.2006)

A lot of big surprises. A lot of big letdowns. Tampa Bay gets knocked out of this list after 2 straight wins. They are starting to show some signs of life here. Some new entrants arrive in the list, such as the Buffalo Bills, after stinking it up against the Pats. Expected better than that effort. geez! I will keep the comments short, for emo purposes (no names will be said here) ....... So here's the list :

1. Miami Dolphins( LW : 2 ) - boy do they stink. only in miami where the qb throws 400+ yards, and still lose, and get criticism about the receivers that caught those balls. where's rasta ricky when you need him ?

2. Arizona Cardinals( LW : 7 ) - they lost to the raiders. enough said. they deserve to be dropped this low, after getting a spanking from them.

3. Cleveland Browns( LW : 9 ) - they lost bad to the broncos. the score didn't show(17-7), but offensively, they couldn't do anything. congrats to the broncos defense for holding them down. romeo needs to do something about this stagnant offense, because a team with anderson, winslow, and edwards has to do something.

4. Oakland Raiders( LW : 1 ) - got their first win this year. why did they move so high up above the other 3 teams? they're ranked #5 in the nfl in total defense. pretty good for a crappy team like this. i guess art shell is doing something positive with this crew. (27th in 2005, 30th in 2004, 30th in 2003, 11th in 2002). good job by the crew.

5. Detroit Lions( LW : 4 ) - lost a tough game against the jets. good effort by this team. effort keeps them out of the cellar.

6. Houston Texans( LW : 3 ) - got their 2nd win of the season, shocking the jaguars. the mario williams project harrased leftwich all day, which is a good thing to see from him. other than letting old man brunell torch them, and a strong 2nd half by mcnabb in game 1, the texans have been tough at home. looking forward to see what kubiak does with this team.

7. Tennessee Titans( LW : 6 ) - on bye. things look bright(for now), with travis henry getting things in order, and vince young learning what a hitch pattern is and that a post pattern is 2 straight lines and the receiver heads towards the middle of the field.

8. Washington Redskins( LW : 10 ) - good effort against the colts, but came up short in the 3rd quarter, as manning torched their defense for 3 touchdowns. the season is still not lost yet, as the nfc east is always competitive from september to december.

9. Green Bay Packers( LW : 8 ) - they beat the dolphins. whoopp-dee-doo .. those packers fans sure got drunk that sunday, after seeing flashbacks of the past (favre throwing touchdowns .. not interceptions .. green scoring touchdowns and bursting for yards, rather than falling down and clutching his hamstring .. driver making key catches, rather than giving up on them). i have a feeling they could cause some havoc for the vikings and bears in division play in november and december.

10. Buffalo Bills( LW : NR ) - boy are they falling from the raptors. i had high hopes for this team to do fairly well, especially with a talented defense. looks like the jp losman project may hit a snag this year if he keeps up with this performance. kelly holcombe step right up!

Honorable Mention : San Francisco 49ers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Dallas Cowboys, Pittsburgh Steelers

goddamit! the skins made the coca cola polls

Can anyone tell me why Dennis Green still has a job???

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Originally posted by Kapedan goddamit! the skins made the coca cola polls

lol...

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Originally posted by Member of X Yeah it's gonna feel nice

you were saying cant believe im still in 1st place

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Originally posted by MeLLyMeL Ay puto. Ur posts crack me up lol. Nuff said ;]

I'm gonna miss my dose of mEliSPN on sundays from now on (stupid work)

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Originally posted by King Ecnal Can anyone tell me why Dennis Green still has a job???

he shouldve been lynched after the post-game conference vs. the Bears. LOL what a circus act.

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Originally posted by plastikE he shouldve been lynched after the post-game conference vs. the Bears. LOL what a circus act.

yeah... but I honestly can't understand how he even made it back THIS YEAR, he should of got the AXE last year... this is like beyond HOTSEAT... he's like holding on to the threshold!!!

Chad johnson is back

changes his name to ocho cinco and then calls deangelo hall..deangelo fall..
here is the vid
http://video.msn.com/v/us/foxsports...fl&fg=/nfl/home

Re: Chad johnson is back

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Originally posted by SlackerBoy9 changes his name to ocho cinco and then calls deangelo hall..deangelo fall.. here is the vid http://video.msn.com/v/us/foxsports...fl&fg=/nfl/home

so good.... best part:

"I'm gonna score, I'm gonna score more than once...I'm gonna celebrate... TJ... you wanna get fined this week, Ima pay it, TJ, I'm back..."

he woops Portis' ass in trash talking...

Trash talking masters: T.O. > Ocho Cinco > Portis

i loved him calling out ray lewis and samari rolle already. I love his trash talk,even talking about the ocho cinco dollar bills with his face on it

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Originally posted by SlackerBoy9 i loved him calling out ray lewis and samari rolle already. I love his trash talk,even talking about the ocho cinco dollar bills with his face on it

I know, he's not satisfied with talking smack about this week, he's already looking foward to the Ravens...lol... he's so going to get fined by Marv for talking shit about the Ravens already....lol...

Tiki talked smack to Irvin and Tom Jackson too after they said his retirement announcement was a distraction.

Personally I dont agree with Tiki coming out and sayin he s gonna retire during the season, what an ass, it seems like he just wants attention and now that he's gettin it he cant handle it.
Meanwhile his twin brother who plays on defence has more TDs than him...


So now that Drew Bledsoe was demoted to back up QB, he has alot more free time now, so he made a blog, check it out here... http://tonyhomo.com/

what a suprise you side with that fag Irvin

hahahaha eddie..omg that shit was hillarious. im rolling on the floor

"btw www.tonyromo.com was taked so i chose tonyhome.com, that ****** stole my starting job"

classic!

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Then he asked me who the other 53% voted for. I told him "I dunno, Drew Hensen or some shit, I wasn't really paying attention."

LOL!!!

haha did you guys see todays blog, fuckin hillarious

Ethan Albright of the redskins writes john madden

(this is the funniest thing i have read in awhile)
Posted: 10/11/2006 by: Juan Turlington

To: John Madden
CC: Electronic Arts Sports
From: Ethan Albright
Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden �07

Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I�ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is ******* bull**** and you should kiss my mother-******* ***. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his *** on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.

You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a ******* 12. I rate you a ******* 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever� except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery *** a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-****. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard.

It�s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly **** and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. ****, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as re******. Rod �He Hate Me� Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ***. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of **** teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?

I guess I just can�t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. ****, man, there are some ****ty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.

I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don�t crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he�d look just like Jabba the Hut.

John, you are such a ******* ****. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a ******* zero? So you feel that I shouldn�t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn�t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my ******* face. **** that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.

Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). **** me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let�s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I�m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.

I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ***. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I�m a ******* lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, *****-*** ****wad that can�t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.

**** you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you **** with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.

Rot in Hell,

Ethan Albright

^^^^
wow and I thought Ben was emo...


anyways...Anti Joe Theisman FTW goodness here


"Listening to Joe Theismann call the Giants game was like listening to somebody's crazy racist grandfather talk about Japanese people."

http://offseason.wordpress.com/2006...almost-perfect/

anyone check our drew bledsos blog toady? im crackin up

i love lance will love this.

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Originally posted by Eddie N MIAMI ^^^^ wow and I thought Ben was emo...

fuck you very much

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Originally posted by Kapedan anyone check our drew bledsos blog toady? im crackin up i love lance will love this.

haha yeah ima post it from now on here for historical reference...
gonna start from the begining....


Welcome to TonyHomo.com

Hi. I'm Drew Bledsoe. This is my Blog.


posted by Really Drew Bledsoe | 3:13 PM | 3 comments
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
It Begins.

I just can't shake the image of that play out of my minds eye.

I woke up this morning in the same bed I woke up yesterday morning. Same physical body, but mentally I am a completely different person. I am a back up. This feeling is oddly familiar.

6 AM, I need to sleep more. I Close my eyes. I take the snap. I see Terry (I call him Terry because we're teammates) make a quick out, running away from me. I can't stand it. I open my eyes. I can't sleep. I toss and turn. If only I can move this well in the pocket. Ha ha. I'm so self deprecating -- but in a good way. I need more rest. I close my eyes.

Terry opens his hands, I release the ball. Tight spiral. Touchdown. We're going into this half with a lead. But then out of nowhere... Sam Fucking Madison appears. I open my eyes. I wonder if Buffalo needs a QB. Losman? More like Lost-Man. Haha. Nice.

6:15 AM. I still can't sleep. You know, I told Jerry before the game. "Should we really paint the endzone the same shade of blue as the Giants uniforms? It can't seem like a good idea to camoflauge their defenders..." He told me not to worry about it. I wonder what that means...I close my eyes.

Sam Madison picks off my, otherwise flawless, pass, tip toes his way outta bounds. One foot in. Two feet in. Shit. Three feet in. Four. Okay stop showing off, dickface, I get it. Five Feet in. I wanna puke.

I don't remember much after that. I know there was a second half. I spent the majority of it sorta glazing off into outer space, mulling over the best way to write my first blog entry. I was a creative writing minor at Washington State, remember.

So this is it. My first of many blog entries. I think it'll keep me entertained and alive... I know I've got pretty much nothing else to live for. I hope you stick around.

Oh, and as for the name, TonyRomo.com was taken, so I just chose this one. Also, that ****** stole my starting job.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Here We Go Again...

Well, by now you guys probably already know. Coach named his starter for Sunday at Carolina, and it's... Not me.

Am I surprised? Yes. Am I dissappointed? Yes. Do I wish Romo gets injured or anything? Absolutely.

Nothing too severe, just a torn MCL or ACL (but not both!). I'll even take a high ankle sprain. Torn rotator cuff... Severe concussion... I'm not being picky here. Strained calf, back spasms, I'll fucking take turf toe, I don't give a shit. What about that burst spleen thing? Is that common? You can't play without a spleen... That much I know...

Anyway. As reported, I am staying on as back up. I'm looking forward to wearing a headset on the sidelines, and flipping through those printed glossy black and white pages, showing them to Homo after each pick he throws.

"See that?" I'll say, "That's a defender. And that is the ball you threw into his hands. Generally you'll want to throw it to one of our players. But what do I know? 3,839 completions. 251 career TD's. They were all flukes." I'm sarcastic. That's something that doesn't come through in interviews. Now you guys know.

Anyway, I don't wanna dwell on football, this is my personal blog after all. So what else... what else... Oh yeah. I got a haircut today. That was cool. That's about it. Cool. Post again tomorrow after practice.

One other thing, according to ESPN Sportsnation polls, 47% of America thinks I should be the starter. I asked Coach if 147 million people can be wrong. He told me that figure only encapsulates the amount of people that voted, and not everybody in America. Then he asked me who the other 53% voted for. I told him "I dunno, Drew Hensen or some shit, I wasn't really paying attention."

Dick.









Thursday, October 26, 2006
Jerry Jones Wants Me to Start

Woke Up. Practiced. Watched Homo suck it up. Spoke to the media. Came home. Whatever.

Oh, funny story: I jacked Mr. Starting Quarterback's iPod today. Every day after practice the starters stick around to talk to coach. For the first time this season, that didn't include me, so I took the opportunity to rummage through pretty boy's locker. Didn't find much, other than a new iPod Mini. So I took it and threw it in the trash. You shoulda seen the looks on all the guys' faces. I was like, their hero.

Marion Barber was all, "Drew, come on man, that ain't right." But deep down inside I know/hope he was cracking up.

Quincy Butler, was like, "Drew, come on. I'll drive you home, you've had a long week." I found that offensive and told him to mind his own fucking business. Then he took the iPod outta the trash. Whatever, his iPod is still gonna smell like garbage.

...though come to think of it, I may have thrown it into the fresh towels bin. Either way he was Punk'd with a capital missing E.

All right, I'm gonna go edit my Wikipedia page. Did you know that I was four units shy of earning a PhD in French? Suckers...

PS - Tony Romo is 3 inches shorter than me, and when I asked 10 girls at a bar after practice today who was better looking, only two of them said him. (Seven said me, and one politely ask that I let go of her.)






Friday, October 27, 2006
Is it February Yet?

Short practice today. Coach said if anybody didn't wanna be a Cowboy on Sunday, then they should just go home. I instantly sprinted to the parking lot.

I hear a lot of people comparing my present situation to the one in 2002, even so far as to compare Homo to Tom Brady. I know Tom Brady. I served with Tom Brady, I knew Tom Brady, Tom Brady was a friend of mine. Homo is no Tom Brady.

Let's compare:

Colleges:
Tom Brady: I dont know if you've heard of it. It's a little school called UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN!
Homo: I actually don't know if you've heard of it. Some lame ass Junior college or some shit.

Career:
Tom Brady: Three Superbowls. (Two if you count the one I spoonfed him.)
Homo: No superbowls. Not even one!

Romantically Linked to:
Tom Brady: Bridget Moynahan
Homo: Jeff Garcia.

Last Name Rhymes With:
Brady: Lady.
Homo: Homo.

I rest my case.

Anyway, I'm off to play Madden, sub in Homo, and keep running QB sneaks until he gets injured. When I see the look on that virtual Homo's face... Goddamn. I have to go.

PS - I took a dump under his locker.



(I think I love lance will love this too)

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