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Posted by King Ecnal on Oct-29-2006 16:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Eddie N MIAMI

Friday, October 27, 2006
Is it February Yet?

I hear a lot of people comparing my present situation to the one in 2002, even so far as to compare Homo to Tom Brady. I know Tom Brady. I served with Tom Brady, I knew Tom Brady, Tom Brady was a friend of mine. Homo is no Tom Brady.

Let's compare:

Colleges:
Tom Brady: I dont know if you've heard of it. It's a little school called UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN!
Homo: I actually don't know if you've heard of it. Some lame ass Junior college or some shit.

Career:
Tom Brady: Three Superbowls. (Two if you count the one I spoonfed him.)
Homo: No superbowls. Not even one!

Romantically Linked to:
Tom Brady: Bridget Moynahan
Homo: Jeff Garcia.

Last Name Rhymes With:
Brady: Lady.
Homo: Homo.

I rest my case.



See... how am I biased if DREW says the same damn thing I DO!!!!


Posted by Rockabye on Oct-29-2006 21:53:

what the hell is going on with Philly


and when did Vick learned passing??? 4 td's last week, 3 this week... this guy is awesome!


Posted by King Ecnal on Oct-29-2006 22:23:

Vick is STUDLY the last two weeks.... but it is mike vick.. so he'll go back to rushing for 1 TD, Zero Passing TD's and 2 INT's next week.....


Posted by Thierry on Oct-29-2006 23:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Rockabye
what the hell is going on with Philly


Philly is playing like Philly always does. They are WAY overrated like the Panthers. I've been saying that for years. You didn't think Dante Stallworth was their answer, did you?? Look at who Philly has beat this year: Houston, San Fran, Green Bay and Dallas, who was the only true test and was an emotional home game. They've been beat by the Giants, Saints, Bucs and Jags, true tests on their schedule. Their schedule gets much worse too with them going to Indy and visiting the NFC east rivals.

I've always been a Michael Vick fan and I hope this keeps up because those receivers are talented but always underused.


Posted by King Ecnal on Oct-29-2006 23:53:

quote:
Originally posted by CraveTheRave
They've been beat by the Giants, Saints, Bucs and Jags


Giants and Jags.... maybe... but the Saints and Bucs should have been a cakewalk...

regardless, Eagles are lucky they aren't in a worse position...


Posted by Thierry on Oct-30-2006 00:08:

quote:
Originally posted by King Ecnal
Giants and Jags.... maybe... but the Saints and Bucs should have been a cakewalk...


Saints are a good team, better than the Eagles in my mind.


Posted by InterMilan31 on Oct-30-2006 00:21:

Jets got robbed


Posted by chach on Oct-30-2006 04:16:

i hope dallas continues to be productive


Posted by chach on Oct-30-2006 04:16:

i hope dallas continues to be productive


Posted by King Ecnal on Oct-30-2006 05:17:

Ben Roethlisberger is my new favorite player.... I LOVE HIM!!!

He made my day so bright today... FOUR interceptions... making his total 11 INTERCEPTIONS in six games!!!

but hey... he's a Super Bowl QB... lets give him a break...


YEAH NO!!!!!!!!!!

He sucks, most over-rated piece of CRAP in the NFL....

his career is over!!

Brady > Big Loser Ben


Posted by Rockabye on Oct-30-2006 08:06:

quote:
Originally posted by King Ecnal
Brady > Big Loser Ben




well... we knew this even BEFORE Ben threw 11 int's Brady is an icon and untill Manning leads his team into super bowl he's the best NFL QB at the moment.

I can't wait for Manning vs Brady next week



And YES!!!! Finally the Cowboys play football and threw the ball to TO


Posted by Rockabye on Oct-30-2006 08:50:

quote:
Originally posted by CraveTheRave
Look at who Philly has beat this year: Houston, San Fran, Green Bay and Dallas, who was the only true test and was an emotional home game. They've been beat by the Giants, Saints, Bucs and Jags, true tests on their schedule.



Well... look HOW they lost these matches:


Giants -> in OT on a hail mary

Saints -> on a field goal with the last drive of the game

Bucs -> on a 62-yard(!!!) field goal! that's not a normal loose, because you would have won such a match in 9 of 10 cases


instead of 4-4 they could have been 7-1 easily.


Posted by Thierry on Oct-30-2006 08:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Rockabye
Well... look HOW they lost these matches:


Giants -> in OT on a hail mary

Saints -> on a field goal with the last drive of the game

Bucs -> on a 62-yard(!!!) field goal! that's not a normal loose, because you would have won such a match in 9 of 10 cases


instead of 4-4 they could have been 7-1 easily.


Don't good teams find ways to win and bad teams find ways to lose? Not being able to close out games is a sign of a bad team. BTW, the Giants pass to Plaxico was a designed play. Eli saw the blitz and knew Burress was on 1-on-1 coverage. Predictable Jim Johnson. Saints were leading almost the entire game and deserved to win that game as were the Bucs.

And wait a minute, are you NOT a Cowboys fan??? Shouldn't you be agreeing with me here???


Posted by Rockabye on Oct-30-2006 09:08:

quote:
Originally posted by CraveTheRave
And wait a minute, are you NOT a Cowboys fan??? Shouldn't you be agreeing with me here???






I agree with you that I like it when Philly struggles


Posted by zoric on Oct-30-2006 09:43:

Re: Ethan Albright of the redskins writes john madden

quote:
Originally posted by SlackerBoy9
(this is the funniest thing i have read in awhile)
Posted: 10/11/2006 by: Juan Turlington

To: John Madden
CC: Electronic Arts Sports
From: Ethan Albright
Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden �07

Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I�ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is ******* bull**** and you should kiss my mother-******* ***. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his *** on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.

You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a ******* 12. I rate you a ******* 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever� except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery *** a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-****. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard.

It�s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly **** and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. ****, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as re******. Rod �He Hate Me� Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ***. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of **** teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?

I guess I just can�t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. ****, man, there are some ****ty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst.

I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don�t crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he�d look just like Jabba the Hut.

John, you are such a ******* ****. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a ******* zero? So you feel that I shouldn�t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn�t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my ******* face. **** that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns.

Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). **** me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let�s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I�m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide.

I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ***. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I�m a ******* lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, *****-*** ****wad that can�t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man.

**** you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you **** with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.

Rot in Hell,

Ethan Albright



Posted by Dj Smitty20 on Oct-30-2006 10:36:

what the fuck was that? ^^^^

yeah, so DA BEARS. GROSSMAN, JONES, URLACHER!! DO IT UP


DA BEARS.


Posted by LeopoldStotch on Oct-30-2006 13:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj Smitty20
what the fuck was that? ^^^^

yeah, so DA BEARS. GROSSMAN, JONES, URLACHER!! DO IT UP


DA BEARS.


i'll tell you this. The Bears still would have won yesterday's game versus the 49ers if Kyle Orton was their quarterback. Defense was superb as always, and played mistake free ball.

i love how the Bears are playing right now, and I think they are the best team in the NFL right now (screw you Lance. wait until they play the Pats later in November. We will see there)

also p.s. - i've been on the Chicago bandwagon since 2004 when lovie smith came to chicago.


Posted by Dj Smitty20 on Oct-30-2006 13:46:

i've been on the Bears bandwagon since the days of Jim Harbaugh.... I have to admit I wasn't old enough or interested enough in the NFL to really remember Steve McMan and Walter Payton, the Fridge, etc but the Bears have always been my team. They're just really fucking awesome now, but it's been at least 20 years since they've been this damn good.

I hope they can continue it in the playoffs because last year and back in 02, they were really disappointing.


Posted by LeopoldStotch on Oct-30-2006 13:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj Smitty20

I hope they can continue it in the playoffs because last year and back in 02, they were really disappointing.


Jim Miller and Dick Jauron. enough said.


Posted by K.I.K.E. on Oct-30-2006 14:44:

Go Titans

Turnovers > Texans' offense.


Posted by Member of X on Oct-30-2006 15:09:

Rams should have booted Martz and kept Lovie Smith. Then maybe the Rams would have at least a crappy defense by now. (Because currently they have worse than a crappy defense).


Posted by InterMilan31 on Oct-30-2006 17:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj Smitty20
i've been on the Bears bandwagon since the days of Jim Harbaugh....


I dont believe its a bandwagon when the team sucks....you just became a fan because your attracted to suckyness...Everton, England,...hopefully the Bears wont choke I dont know how much more you can take.


Posted by Michael19 on Oct-30-2006 17:36:

We are better then the Superbowl champions. We should be given their superbowl rings.


98 yards on offense, i love it!


Posted by InterMilan31 on Oct-30-2006 17:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Michael19
We are better then the Superbowl champions. We should be given their superbowl rings.


98 yards on offense, i love it!


didnt you win the Survivor League too?


Posted by Michael19 on Oct-30-2006 17:42:

quote:
Originally posted by InterMilan31
didnt you win the Survivor League too?



Did i? I check now. oh excellent.


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