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| Originally posted by Eddie N MIAMI Friday, October 27, 2006 Is it February Yet? I hear a lot of people comparing my present situation to the one in 2002, even so far as to compare Homo to Tom Brady. I know Tom Brady. I served with Tom Brady, I knew Tom Brady, Tom Brady was a friend of mine. Homo is no Tom Brady. Let's compare: Colleges: Tom Brady: I dont know if you've heard of it. It's a little school called UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN! Homo: I actually don't know if you've heard of it. Some lame ass Junior college or some shit. Career: Tom Brady: Three Superbowls. (Two if you count the one I spoonfed him.) Homo: No superbowls. Not even one! Romantically Linked to: Tom Brady: Bridget Moynahan Homo: Jeff Garcia. Last Name Rhymes With: Brady: Lady. Homo: Homo. I rest my case. |
what the hell is going on with Philly
and when did Vick learned passing??? 4 td's last week, 3 this week... this guy is awesome!
Vick is STUDLY the last two weeks.... but it is mike vick.. so he'll go back to rushing for 1 TD, Zero Passing TD's and 2 INT's next week.....
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| Originally posted by Rockabye what the hell is going on with Philly |
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| Originally posted by CraveTheRave They've been beat by the Giants, Saints, Bucs and Jags |
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| Originally posted by King Ecnal Giants and Jags.... maybe... but the Saints and Bucs should have been a cakewalk... |
Jets got robbed
i hope dallas continues to be productive
i hope dallas continues to be productive
Ben Roethlisberger is my new favorite player.... I LOVE HIM!!!
He made my day so bright today... FOUR interceptions... making his total 11 INTERCEPTIONS in six games!!!
but hey... he's a Super Bowl QB... lets give him a break...
YEAH NO!!!!!!!!!!
He sucks, most over-rated piece of CRAP in the NFL....
his career is over!!
Brady > Big Loser Ben
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| Originally posted by King Ecnal Brady > Big Loser Ben |
Brady is an icon and untill Manning leads his team into super bowl he's the best NFL QB at the moment.
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| Originally posted by CraveTheRave Look at who Philly has beat this year: Houston, San Fran, Green Bay and Dallas, who was the only true test and was an emotional home game. They've been beat by the Giants, Saints, Bucs and Jags, true tests on their schedule. |
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| Originally posted by Rockabye Well... look HOW they lost these matches: Giants -> in OT on a hail mary Saints -> on a field goal with the last drive of the game Bucs -> on a 62-yard(!!!) field goal! that's not a normal loose, because you would have won such a match in 9 of 10 cases instead of 4-4 they could have been 7-1 easily. |
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| Originally posted by CraveTheRave And wait a minute, are you NOT a Cowboys fan??? Shouldn't you be agreeing with me here??? |
Re: Ethan Albright of the redskins writes john madden
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| Originally posted by SlackerBoy9 (this is the funniest thing i have read in awhile) Posted: 10/11/2006 by: Juan Turlington To: John Madden CC: Electronic Arts Sports From: Ethan Albright Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden �07 Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I�ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is ******* bull**** and you should kiss my mother-******* ***. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his *** on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80. You know what, John? Two can play this game. I rate you a ******* 12. I rate you a ******* 12 in Ethan Albright Football 2000-ever� except for in the category of ball-licking. That is where I will spot you a 98 rating. You will receive this score because I will never give your blubbery *** a 99 in any category. Take that, pencil-****. Go do Al Micheals or something. Boom. Score one for Red Beard. It�s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly **** and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. ****, John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as re******. Rod �He Hate Me� Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your ***. I basically edged out Rod by my lack of **** teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60? I guess I just can�t fathom the fact that I am the absolute worst player rated out of the entire NFL. ****, man, there are some ****ty guys out there. Amongst everyone, I was rated the absolute worst. I have received the impression that you feel that I am lacking in the agility category. I should consider a walk through my living room where I don�t crash through a wall or kick over furniture a resounding success. My agility rating on your game is 33. It makes it sound like I just topple over if I start walking too fast. Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he�d look just like Jabba the Hut. John, you are such a ******* ****. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a ******* zero? So you feel that I shouldn�t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn�t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my ******* face. **** that, John, I returned an onside kick 6 yards in 2002. You should have just slapped a - 4 on me and had the EA staff ambush me with paintball guns. Finally, I would like to comment on an unlikely topic, my pass coverage ratings. I see that I am a better at man-to-man coverage (31) than zone (21). **** me sideways with a lunchbox. Where did these scores even come from? How much time is spent coming up with the pass coverage ratings of offensive lineman? Can I have that job? Let�s see here, I think that Orlando Pace would be slightly better at jumping intermediate routes than Larry Allen. While I�m at it, I can assign the passing ratings for offensive lineman as well. I can use mine as a guide. I was rated with a throwing power of 17 and accuracy of 16. Orlando Pace has a 22 power and 17 accuracy rating. Did someone at EA really put time into figuring out that Orlando Pace edges out Ethan Albright in both throwing power and accuracy? I will challenge him any day. My horrible passer ratings are of greatest misfortune to my son, Red Beard Jr. The poor boy is not only hideously ugly and covered by freakishly large freckles. He also has to suffer through playing catch with me and my senile-elderly-woman-type passer ratings. A session of tossing the pigskin usually consists of me missing my son by thirty yards in sporadic directions. I led him in front of a fire truck once and my wife kicked my ***. This is because of my 76 toughness rating. Yes, a 76 is far better than the other ratings, but I�m a ******* lineman, damn it. NFL Linemen are considered to be synonymous with toughness. According to your game, I am a retarded, uncoordinated, *****-*** ****wad that can�t fall on a kickoff, throw, or spell. I am, however, slightly better at manning up on a receiver than dropping into zone coverage. You lose your mind more and more each year, old man. **** you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you **** with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder. Rot in Hell, Ethan Albright |
what the fuck was that? ^^^^
yeah, so DA BEARS. GROSSMAN, JONES, URLACHER!! DO IT UP
DA BEARS.
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| Originally posted by Dj Smitty20 what the fuck was that? ^^^^ yeah, so DA BEARS. GROSSMAN, JONES, URLACHER!! DO IT UP DA BEARS. |
i've been on the Bears bandwagon since the days of Jim Harbaugh....
I have to admit I wasn't old enough or interested enough in the NFL to really remember Steve McMan and Walter Payton, the Fridge, etc but the Bears have always been my team. They're just really fucking awesome now, but it's been at least 20 years since they've been this damn good.
I hope they can continue it in the playoffs because last year and back in 02, they were really disappointing.
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| Originally posted by Dj Smitty20 I hope they can continue it in the playoffs because last year and back in 02, they were really disappointing. |
Go Titans
Turnovers > Texans' offense.
Rams should have booted Martz and kept Lovie Smith. Then maybe the Rams would have at least a crappy defense by now. (Because currently they have worse than a crappy defense).
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| Originally posted by Dj Smitty20 i've been on the Bears bandwagon since the days of Jim Harbaugh.... |
We are better then the Superbowl champions. We should be given their superbowl rings.
98 yards on offense, i love it! 
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| Originally posted by Michael19 We are better then the Superbowl champions. We should be given their superbowl rings. 98 yards on offense, i love it! |
didnt you win the Survivor League too?
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Originally posted by InterMilan31 didnt you win the Survivor League too? |
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