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Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-27-2011 15:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
For about the last 15 or so years anyone in England who hasn't ended up in private school has the literacy skills of a cretin. Should read some of the emails from my relatives still there, its like putting a burning stick in your eye.


You also mix up "where" and "were" wayyyy too often. I've gone through 4 monitors in the last year due to it.


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jan-27-2011 16:05:

quote:
Originally posted by netroM
Wiener: Stroke the back of your hand with your fingers.
Then do the same to the palm of your hand. Feel a difference?

The penis glans is a lot more sensitive than the palm of a hand, and the foreskin protects it, iirc.


ffs are we REALLY back to this again?! I never said you can't feel the difference, i don't have a fucking penis.. HOW WOULD I KNOW?! if people would actually read the thread from the beginning, you might see that I'm not on a soap box preaching circumcision. I mentioned my son was circumcised and defended the right as parents to make that decision, that is all.

and i don't think you can really compare female genital mutilation considering one is most often done in a dirty hut with a rusty blade, sometimes up to the age of 12-14 and removing any nerves that would make sex pleasurable and the other is removing the foreskin, not loping off the head of the penis.


I HAVE NEVER BANGED A CO-WORKER


Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-27-2011 16:06:

quote:
Originally posted by netroM
Wiener: Stroke the back of your hand with your fingers.
Then do the same to the palm of your hand. Feel a difference?

The penis glans is a lot more sensitive than the palm of a hand, and the foreskin protects it, iirc.



quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Why do you even care about other people's dicks ffs? You're acting like being cut vs. uncut is some kind of competition. Who gives a fuck? What's another guy's dick to you? You're not a better person because you're circumcised or not, lol Jesus.




quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
Who gives a shit? Some of you are acting personally offended that people get their children circumcised. So weiner's husband wants it to be easier for his son to clean his penis. I'm pretty sure later on down the road, he's not going to miss his foreskin while he's nailing his coworkers


Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-27-2011 16:10:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
ffs are we REALLY back to this again?! I never said you can't feel the difference, i don't have a fucking penis.. HOW WOULD I KNOW?! if people would actually read the thread from the beginning, you might see that I'm not on a soap box preaching circumcision. I mentioned my son was circumcised and defended the right as parents to make that decision, that is all.

and i don't think you can really compare female genital mutilation considering one is most often done in a dirty hut with a rusty blade, sometimes up to the age of 12-14 and removing any nerves that would make sex pleasurable and the other is removing the foreskin, not loping off the head of the penis.


I HAVE NEVER BANGED A CO-WORKER





Well wiener, obviously by having your son circumcised you have also somehow circumcised every single dick in the world! SHAME SHAME!


Posted by ziptnf on Jan-27-2011 16:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
Well wiener, obviously by having your son circumcised you have also somehow circumcised every single dick in the world! SHAME SHAME!

Actually, she supports horrible genital mutilation and should be stoned to death in front of all the insecure, pissed off, nou-ish anteater cheesedicks.


Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jan-27-2011 16:16:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
A "play on words" is usually supposed to be clever or funny.

Yours was neither.

Durr.


I know you missed the joke, don't worry. The world needs bin men or trash can workers or whatever the fuck you call it.


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jan-27-2011 16:17:

if people actually read my posts, they might understand that i was FINE with my son having his foreskin, it was my husbands wish and i support him in that.. just like he supports me making the decisions based on my daughters body.

I love how this is the most controversial shit on TA right now.. of all the ridiculous things we have posted and talked about THIS is totally unacceptable.


Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-27-2011 16:18:

quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
Actually, she supports horrible genital mutilation and should be stoned to death in front of all the insecure, pissed off, nou-ish anteater cheesedicks.




I can't believe I thought she was so cool. She'd probably cut my labia off in the middle of the night! Awful woman!


Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-27-2011 16:19:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
if people actually read my posts, they might understand that i was FINE with my son having his foreskin, it was my husbands wish and i support him in that.. just like he supports me making the decisions based on my daughters body.

I love how this is the most controversial shit on TA right now.. of all the ridiculous things we have posted and talked about THIS is totally unacceptable.





Why read your posts when we can take personal offense to them instead??!! Does the CAS know what an awful mother you are?


Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jan-27-2011 16:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
It actually would have been better had he used "morale." It still wouldn't have been good, but less bad.


No it wouldn't because then I would be changing the word, so it would not be a play on it, would it?

If your mind worked faster than a Mexican snoozing of a tequila hangover, you might have seen the lol.

Then again perhaps not, but I'm not gonna take offence.


Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jan-27-2011 16:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
Why read your posts when we can take personal offense to them instead??!! Does the CAS know what an awful mother you are?


they're only a phone call away!


Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-27-2011 16:22:


Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jan-27-2011 16:23:

quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
Actually, she supports horrible genital mutilation and should be stoned to death in front of all the insecure, pissed off, nou-ish anteater cheesedicks.


LOL, you have no helmet hood.


Posted by ziptnf on Jan-27-2011 16:25:

Ooh, he mad that my girlfriend doesn't have to lick the ricotta out of my cock for me to get off.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-27-2011 16:26:

It's really more like a wrinkly, little bonnet, don't you think? A wee little bonnet one might don whilst plucking plump strawberries amidst the fervent fields of lavendar on a warm, English day in June. Aww.


Posted by Silky Johnson on Jan-27-2011 16:29:

Pics?


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-27-2011 16:35:

Spics?


Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jan-27-2011 16:38:

quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
Ooh, he mad that my girlfriend doesn't have to lick the ricotta out of my cock for me to get off.


No you mad you were violated at birth.

If I want to pretend to be Jewed I simply pull my foreskin back. It's simple, and also it feels miles better when a girl is tossing you off.

Even if your ricotta statement held true, I'd take that over having a permanent mushroom.


Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jan-27-2011 16:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
It's really more like a wrinkly, little bonnet, don't you think? A wee little bonnet one might don whilst plucking plump strawberries amidst the fervent fields of lavendar on a warm, English day in June. Aww.


A delightful analogy.


Posted by ziptnf on Jan-27-2011 16:41:

When LP7 pulls back his foreskin the chicks can't wait to wrap their mouth around that little brown nugget that smells like a retirement home.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-27-2011 16:42:

Ewwww, front to back, front to back!


Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jan-27-2011 16:43:

my foreskin gets results folks.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-27-2011 16:45:

Your foreskin is why they invented clothespins.


Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jan-27-2011 16:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
You know why I love TA? I never thought people still chopped off the mushroom capes in the developed world but, when I joined, I found out that not only it happens, people still argue passionately about it.

Next thing you know, there's a debate about getting rid of all possible pubic hair (despite the name, this is not a habit that came from my country ).


what the fuck is pubic hair? the only place you could find it in the world was in france, and even they threw in the white flag like the razor was the first panzer division.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-27-2011 16:49:

Man, mushroom capes. hahahahaha


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