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Mebbe we should take it easy with the useless information... But i gotta add...
The total number of people from Senegal who live in Melbourne is less than 10
my kitchen has lots of stuff, like statues of made up gods
I call it "God's Kitchen". I made that up myself
and the total number of refugees living in my basement making imitation wallets is 12
My cat likes to eat rice crackers. Now that is not useless information. That is gold.
Here's a serious question though. If monkey took over the world like in planet of the apes, would they make documentaries about humans, or can monkeys not use cameras?
I think i need like 4 more posts
Well, it was tuff but i finally made it. I think I'm on quite a few posts per day cos i've only been here a couple of weeks
Almost 10 posts a day cheggy... Good effort!!! But you shouldn't stop while ur on a roll... gotta keep the post whoring up! U may never get this opportunity again...
BTW
Our kitchen also has 23 spoons... Why do we have more spoons than forks? I only use spoons for soup. That doesn't make sense!
What does WIFE stand for?
Washing Ironing Fucking Etcetera
unprotected post whoring is bad for your health
what the hell is going on in here??
that's why i use ANSELL gloves 
let me be the first to welcome you to the:
official au[ta] [b]post whores thread!
This thread is hazardous to my health. I can't get any work done with this here. and it's past 2 in the morning, this is shocking. If i lived in perth, then it wouldn't be so bad i guess, actually, no it would be worse, but probably not so cold and Heineken is just a fancy word that foreingers use at the pub. Fnacy in queensland is XXXX of course, but they speak too slowly to pronounce anything with more than two sylables, so you have to take that into consideration when counting the amount of slices in a pack of craft cheesy slices before collectively throwing them into the ceiling fan, which, according to someone's dream, is actually the rotor blade of an iriquois, but hey, you get that. Now where's my surf board, these mortars don't scare me, as long as there aren't any jelly fish, I'm fine......or am I
What's the match between Osama Bin Laden and a wife that can give you a 24h blowjob ?
Just stumbled onto this one. Very interesting.
i'm impressed, over 20 pages since i was last here
e^(i x pi)=-1
amazing isn't it?
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| Originally posted by dr me e^(i x pi)=-1 amazing isn't it? |
something more useful
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
13. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.
21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
23. Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in most states.
24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
25. If you have lost something, it will be in the last place you
look for it.
26. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some
people have more than one child.
27. If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some
people get married more than once.
28. If your feet smell and your nose runs, you've been made
upside-down.
29. Everything you like is bad for you in some way.
30. If a job is worth doing, then get someone in to do it properly.
31. Don't drink and drive, you might spill it.
32. Why aren't 'Blow Jobs' more accurately named 'Suck Jobs' ??
33. Why is it legal for Bill Clinton to have sexual relations with
someone half his age, but illegal for me ??
34. If you are not to drink and drive, why do you need a drivers
license to buy alcohol?
35. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
36. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
37. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and
going the wrong way.
38. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried.
39. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
40. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
41. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
42. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
43. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
44. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
45. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
46. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on
it.
47. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness
of the bread.
48. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability
to reach it.
49. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
is research.
50. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
principles.
51. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
52. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
53. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
54. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
55. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
56. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
57. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
58. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
59. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
60. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
61. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
62. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
63. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
64. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
65. I'd like to quit my job, but I need the sleep.
66. I love children, taste like chicken.
67. Its a well known fact that the only people who read the bible are athiest.
68. I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of
my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing.
69. I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
i could of got 69 separate posts...nah, too lazy
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| Originally posted by dr me i could of got 69 separate posts...nah, too lazy |
Anyone up for a long drive around Australia?
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