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| Originally posted by daffodil almost 30 pages of us amusing ourselves. it's definitely one of those, "you had to be there" things. i don't think it makes much sense if you just read through our posts. |
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| Originally posted by MrSquirrel Hell, It barely made sense as we were going |
Don't send teh letter.
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| Originally posted by MrSquirrel Hell, It barely made sense as we were going Hey montie, You Better Find My Pistol is not Wheaties, it is: "MacDonolds, What you want is what you get." (I know how to spell McDonalds, I was phonteically reproducing the lyrics) Bah....work sucks.. MrS |
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| Originally posted by daffodil an excellent point, my friend. this thread gives me the urge to drink every time i see it... as if i need any help with that! so i just took the pulp fiction character quiz and i'm mia. ok. i also think i'm going to amuse myself by purchasing fear and loathing in las vegas because i'm a sucker for hunter s. thompson. anyone remember my "non-feminine" avatar that made everyone think i was a boy? |
j/k
Finally...
11 pages behind in the "80's lyrics / general blabbery" thread and I'm caught up....I think...
So, hello everyone...again.
I'll just fall 4 days behind again starting tomorrow...
Flying the line takes too much time, I'm going to retire one of these days.
:/
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| Originally posted by daffodil anyone remember my "non-feminine" avatar that made everyone think i was a boy? |
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| Originally posted by daffodil anyone remember my "non-feminine" avatar that made everyone think i was a boy? |
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| Originally posted by occrider Lol the obscure gonzo avatar that looked like an ornate knife? hehe |
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| Originally posted by MrSquirrel Looks like you folks is fixin to get some rain. |
will these dreams still follow me
out of dark obscurity?
can't you see it up in the sky
as it kicks you in the face and sucks you dry
you never had the answers
and now you tell me the facts of life
i really couldn't be bothered with you
get out of my face and watch me die
burning inside! burning inside!
absolution and a frozen room
are the dreams of men below
i try to grab it but the touch is hot
the mirror collapses, but the image came not
i'm scared of the darkness in the light
i scare myself because i know i'm right
i see the evil in your savage eye
as it cuts right through the sky
burning inside! burning inside!
calling a mantra with a blade in the skin
for the demons within
i feel the pain is the death and decay
but the lesson never fades away
too little shadows, turn away
you throw the man through the window pane
another slave and a victim of fate
another lesson in hate
burning inside! burning inside!
if you know the name of the song and the artist that originally did it, you own.
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| Originally posted by daffodil and yes, i think we are going to get some rain. my apartment has prepared accordingly: we have purchased an additional four bottles of red wine in addition to our stock of beer, tequila, rum and vodka. we want something that doesn't have to stay cold for when we lose power |
im drunkm its 3 am
here weg ooooooo!
wtf= no reply??
wehre arbax when u need him
Lyrics to Cut the Mullet (which I have done since the picture posted many pages previous):
Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.
Insure One, it's the insurance superstore
MrS
i want pie
no lyrics
and kebab
doner
In the immortal words of Kermit D. Frog:
It's not that easy being green;
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves.
When I think it could be nicer being red, or
yellow or gold-
or something much more colorful like that.
It's not easy being green.
It seems you blend in with so many other
ordinary things.
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water-
or stars in the sky.
But green's the color of Spring.
And green can be cool and friendly-like.
And green can be big like an ocean, or important
like a mountain, or tall like a tree.
When green is all there is to be
It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why?
Wonder, I am green and it'll do fine,
it's beautiful!
And I think it's what I want to be.
MrS
These two guys are drinking really late one night in a bar when one of them looks at the other and says, "I have to get home, my wife is going to kill me."
The other guy says, "What, are you kidding me, my wife lets me do whatever I want."
The first guy says, "I know, I know", all embarrassed that his wife controls him. He continues," I try to sneak past her everytime to. I drive really slow down my street and turn the headlights off 100 yards short of my driveway, 50 feet short I turn off the key so that I can coast in, I shut the car door easily, open the front door to the house quietly, take off my boots so I can go up the stairs in my socks, sneak through the bedroom door, and as soon as I hit the bed she is up screaming at me."
The second guy laughs and replies, "There is your problem, let me tell you what I do. I drive 90 MPH down my street and lock it up sideways into my driveway, bump into the garage door, slam the car door shut, slam the front door, stomp up the stairs, swing the bedroom door open, jump up on the bed, slap my wife on the ass and say hey sweetie, how about a blowjob?"
He pauses for a second and then replies, "She's sleeping every time!"
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just swallowed the cue ball off my pool table whole!", says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the bloke. "He eats everything in sight, the little bugger. I'll pay for the cue ball and other stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill and leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks. "Now what?", responds the bloke. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his arse, then pulled it out and ate it!", says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the bloke. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
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| Originally posted by Trancer-X A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just swallowed the cue ball off my pool table whole!", says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the bloke. "He eats everything in sight, the little bugger. I'll pay for the cue ball and other stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he asks. "Now what?", responds the bloke. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his arse, then pulled it out and ate it!", says the barkeeper. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the bloke. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!" |
*wipes a tear away* im sorry I was gone everyone!
daffodil, marry me you drunken woman
jokes were gold!
Three horny friends, a white guy, a black guy and a Jewish guy decide to visit a prostitute.
The prostitute is so happy to get three customers at once that she offers them a deal, "You can pay by the inch," she says.
So the white guy goes in and comes out with a smile on his face, "Not only was she great," he says, "but it only cost me $75!"
Now the black guy goes in and comes out smiling, "She was good, and it only cost me $100!"
In goes the Jewish fellow and he soon comes out smiling, too. "Well, how much did it cost you?" the other two ask. "$20," he replies.
With that the other two begin to laugh hysterically. "You prune!" they say, "Do you even have a tool?"
"I'm not stupid," he says. "I paid on the way out."
Shit is a powerful word, so just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it!
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
CONSIDER THIS:
You can be shit faced,
be shit out of luck,
or have shit for brains.
With a little effort you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away.
People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, shit on or shit over.
Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, and horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit,sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
Shit! When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you REALLY know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!!
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that shit shit is the shit.
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| Originally posted by Orbax *neccessary continuation of theme* that shit shit is the shit. |
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