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Goodness, Hal was such a bitch in this topic

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles My gf told me she has started to find babies a lot cuter than she ever did before. Silly biology.

Yes! I always hated children and thought they were annoying.. but lately when i see a baby i just feel like holding it and taking care of it.

When I see a 2 year old, i feel like tickling him/her and grabbing it's fatty arms and smiling and ULAKJHDGLKAJDSFLKJ!!
Then I was like, omg..... do I actually even wana FEEL pregnant? I almost felt like I didn't mind.. ssoooooo weirdddddd.. I hope I find a loving husband one day and we can plan out (financially) to have a child and go through the whole pregnancy process together and rear the child through every stage.. I never thought I would say this

Krypton, better leave her now before she breaks your heart!

There's no such thing as "the maternal instinct", fyi.

yeah, I don't think it's a maternal instinct, it's just a saying to me.. I think it's just my body's clock + hormones going off .. []

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Originally posted by jennypie There's no such thing as "the maternal instinct", fyi.

So is there such a thing as a "biological clock" even? Or is that also some kind of media enforced myth? Is it just a matter of reaching a level of maturity as you age (male or female) that makes you more 'ready' for raising children?


That's a serious question from someone who's kinda clueless

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Originally posted by Lilith Goodness, Hal was such a bitch in this topic

Take notes.

So, when you chained Slylee up in your basement and made her your squealing little Florida piglet did you lower the moisturiser daily in the bucket or just every couple of days?

Well with her I had to use mayonnaise at first - you know, get her plenty roomy. Florida is quite humid, so a squirt or two every few days was enough to keep her sudden rotundness nice and flaccid. After that it was merely a matter of sloughing her from the skin I gifted to her.

Ohhhhhhhh, sweet reclamation.

Poor little bint, no wonder she ran screaming from here.
We're all a bunch of freaks...

They hardly make a sound after the first 3 days have passed.

But yeah, I've definitely thought about having children lately.

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Originally posted by bARTovsky So is there such a thing as a "biological clock" even? Or is that also some kind of media enforced myth? Is it just a matter of reaching a level of maturity as you age (male or female) that makes you more 'ready' for raising children? That's a serious question from someone who's kinda clueless

That's probably bs as well.

I don't understand how women can NOT want to have children. Even if I couldn't have any for medical reasons I would totally adopt.

Maybe if I am rich someday I will have my own and adopt! 1.. not Angelina Jolie, here.

i kinda wish i had the money to have a baby.. while im young at least..

and yet a couple months i hated the thought of having a baby..

these kind of things tend to just happen regardless of whether you want it or not.

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before anyone says pill or condom, they really don't always work.

Condoms are rated the most effective I believe, at about 98%. It's easy to have sex 100 times in a year, so chances are that 2 of those encounters should have provided something... fruitful.

Ahh, determined little protein chains.

i only know about the pills...i didn't get ribbed for her pleasure by wearing condoms you know

I thought the pill was the most effective if the woman takes it properly..

I'm sure the bursting pustules provide their own lubricant as well. You're just a well-oiled machine.

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