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Posted by Slylee on Jun-24-2005 14:56:

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Originally posted by trancaholic
slylee why dont you sftu urself???? ur not bringing anything new or intelligetn to the topic!!

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Originally posted by Slylee
u know what, why don't we all just shut up because we'll really never know until we fucking die, so everyone quit talking so goddamned "matter-of-fact" about the subject...none of us know jack shit.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-24-2005 14:58:

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Originally posted by trancaholic
slylee why dont you sftu urself???? ur not bringing anything new or intelligetn to the topic!!

Hey now, don't go attacking Sly... She's the Queen of the CORe

Sly, I say you should erase your initial post and shut this whole thing down!

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jun-24-2005 14:59:

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Don't get me wrong, there is a strong work ethic in christianity but I don't think that is because Jesus would have played the market if he were alive today.

I think a Jesus of today would be a throw back hippie smoking pot all day and having unprotected sex with all his hippie friends. I also think he would enjoy the Roulette table. I bet he would hit his numbers everytime. I wonder what his number would be?

Posted by Slylee on Jun-24-2005 15:04:

i bet jesus is a cokehead.

Posted by trancaholic on Jun-24-2005 15:04:

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Sly, I say you should erase your initial post and shut this whole thing down!

chickning out are we?? that must mean that ur know that the bible is frought!!!

Posted by Slylee on Jun-24-2005 15:05:

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Hey now, don't go attacking Sly... She's the Queen of the CORe

Sly, I say you should erase your initial post and shut this whole thing down!

nah, too many passionate responses in here and im just f'n with everyone, i really could care less about the hijack...u guys are too much.

Posted by Slylee on Jun-24-2005 15:06:

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Originally posted by trancaholic
chickning out are we?? that must mean that ur know that the bible is frought!!!

lol i never said i read and/or believed in the bible.

i believe in a "God" and a higher power, but i also believe in evolution...i don't believe in the whole virgin mary, abracadabra *POOF* ur pregnant with the messiah, story...lol

i think evolution could be God's work.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-24-2005 15:07:

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Originally posted by trancaholic
chickning out are we?? that must mean that ur know that the bible is frought!!!

Chickening out? Of course not.

BTW, I fully acknowledge that the bible is full of inconsistancies, mistakes, and out and out lies. That is why I don't take a literal view of the bible. That doesn't mean I don't/can't believe. Critical thinking is my friend.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-24-2005 15:08:

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Originally posted by Slylee
i think evolution could be God's work.

That's exactly how I look at it.

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jun-24-2005 15:10:

I am God and you all have it wrong. You all live in a little glass ball and are sitting on my living room table. I purchased you all from some guy named Mohammed at the local Dollar Store.

Posted by occrider on Jun-24-2005 15:11:

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
I think a Jesus of today would be a throw back hippie smoking pot all day and having unprotected sex with all his hippie friends. I also think he would enjoy the Roulette table. I bet he would hit his numbers everytime. I wonder what his number would be?

No way. If Jesus were alive today, he would probably be some kind of kick-ass cyborg:

And then he would run around swinging his cross smoting heathens left and right!

Floorfiller: "Oh no ... it's jesus! Run!"
Jeborg: "Salvation is through me ... bitch!!!" *Smote Floorfiller with cross*
Floorfiller: "oh why did we choose atheism?? wh... argghhhh"

Yea a lot of people would die in this thread. That's wjwd.

Edit: I changed it around slightly to make it mroe interactive

Posted by UWM on Jun-24-2005 15:11:

So is this Mohammed person, like, exponentially larger in size than the Earth?

Posted by Floorfiller on Jun-24-2005 15:13:

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Originally posted by trancaholic
its good to see so many atheist belief the bible is frought too. occrider and nitemer and renegade has no chance - their arguing against four of us (me, floorfiller adn drug_tito and uwm) !!!!

i think i speak for rob aswell when i say i don't want to be lumped in with you idiots...just because i don't believe in the bible doesn't mean i thought it was some stupid alien conspiracy or some shit...

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Jun-24-2005 15:14:

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Originally posted by occrider
No way. If Jesus were alive today, he would probably be some kind of kick-ass cyborg:

And then he would run around swinging his cross smoting heathens left and right!

Heathens: "Oh no ... it's jesus! Run!"
Jeborg: "Salvation is through me ... bitch!!!" *Smote heathens with cross*
Heathens: "oh why did we choose atheism?? wh... argghhhh"

Yea a lot of people would die in this thread. That's wjwd.

Posted by Slylee on Jun-24-2005 15:15:

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Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
I am God and you all have it wrong. You all live in a little glass ball and are sitting on my living room table. I purchased you all from some guy named Mohammed at the local Dollar Store.

haha one time when i was tripping balls, this fuckin weirdo i used to hang out with told me this story about a "ziplock bag theory" similar to what you just said.

hahaha

i was like,

Posted by UWM on Jun-24-2005 15:16:

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Originally posted by Floorfiller
i think i speak for rob aswell when i say i don't want to be lumped in with you idiots...just because i don't believe in the bible doesn't mean i thought it was some stupid alien conspiracy or some shit...

Yep you definitely speak for me there. I didn't see that post or else I would've responded with pretty much the same thing.

Posted by occrider on Jun-24-2005 15:18:

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Originally posted by Floorfiller
i think i speak for rob aswell when i say i don't want to be lumped in with you idiots...just because i don't believe in the bible doesn't mean i thought it was some stupid alien conspiracy or some shit...

That's right! You get the fear of god in you! They're first on Jesus's hit list! Glad you're on our team now!

Posted by trancaholic on Jun-24-2005 15:25:

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Originally posted by Floorfiller
i think i speak for rob aswell when i say i don't want to be lumped in with you idiots...just because i don't believe in the bible doesn't mean i thought it was some stupid alien conspiracy or some shit...

so u belief that it just happended??? thats a laff! i think that ur really a christian but just to embarasd to admit it

think about it. if bush and the aliens didnt create the bible then god must have done it!!! i know what i believe of that two!!!!

Posted by Floorfiller on Jun-24-2005 15:29:

Posted by kr00t0n on Jun-24-2005 15:29:

Posted by George Smiley on Jun-24-2005 15:54:

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Originally posted by trancaholic
so u belief that it just happended??? thats a laff! i think that ur really a christian but just to embarasd to admit it

think about it. if bush and the aliens didnt create the bible then god must have done it!!! i know what i believe of that two!!!!

So baring in mind God does not exist, that would mean that aliens must have done it. Hmmm. Thats certainly something I had considered and it would seem to fit in with why the Atlantians were so advanced (and how they mysteriously disappeared) So it must have been some kind of tractor beam that was pulling Jesus to safety, not to Heaven! And the second coming is obviously when Jesus, or another representative from the Atlantian civilisation comes back to Earth to teach us all how to live in civilisation. It all makes perfet sense now! Thanks trancaholic

Posted by DrUg_Tit0 on Jun-24-2005 16:08:

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Originally posted by occrider
Wehre do you get your info you nut??? It's in all of the history books aobut noah and his ark boat! Plust haven't you seen Indiana joans and the ark of the covenant??? It's no coinsidense! Steven Spelberg knows that the bible is the truth!

Why don't you pick up a book and read about Noahs ark. It's common to all cutlures!

Haha I bet Noah hated woodpeckers! But God said two of everything. And you don't mess with God wehn he's feeling floody!!

Stupid picture is missing the dinosaurs though. NOah took them along too. They're probably below decks.

Haha, Steven Spelberg?!? ur even more gulloble then i ever thought u was. He's in that pro alien cult, he's a scienceologist! Why do u think all those holywood actors and movie writers never exposed the real trouth? They're init together. They offered their help to the aliens so that they don't kill them or turn them into slaves or a part of their big organ farm once they get control of earth. And you know what, his initials are SS. SS, like in Hitler's SS, the shturmabteilung. Do you think that's a coincidence? Are you that neive?

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-24-2005 16:10:

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Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0
Haha, Steven Spelberg?!? ur even more gulloble then i ever thought u was. He's in that pro alien cult, he's a scienceologist! Why do u think all those holywood actors and movie writers never exposed the real trouth? They're init together. They offered their help to the aliens so that they don't kill them or turn them into slaves or a part of their big organ farm once they get control of earth. And you know what, his initials are SS. SS, like in Hitler's SS, the shturmabteilung. Do you think that's a coincidence? Are you that neive?

Posted by UWM on Jun-24-2005 16:12:

I don't even know what to think about that.

Posted by DrUg_Tit0 on Jun-24-2005 16:12:

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Originally posted by George Smiley
So baring in mind God does not exist, that would mean that aliens must have done it. Hmmm. Thats certainly something I had considered and it would seem to fit in with why the Atlantians were so advanced (and how they mysteriously disappeared) So it must have been some kind of tractor beam that was pulling Jesus to safety, not to Heaven! And the second coming is obviously when Jesus, or another representative from the Atlantian civilisation comes back to Earth to teach us all how to live in civilisation. It all makes perfet sense now! Thanks trancaholic

U seem 2 b smarter than most n00bs on this board. I was thinking, ither the aliens created those cultures like u said, or they disapeard cuz aliens came and subjagated them under their rule.

And I thought UWM and floorfiller were smarter than to believe the crap the governme'ts feeding u.

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