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ahahahaa! Good luck to that.

So... a question to Mr. Anal

How do I go about introducing playing with the fudge factory? Some girls are incredibly self-conscious and wont even let you put a finger around there... whats the approach to getting my fingers in the area?

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Originally posted by Vlad So... a question to Mr. Anal How do I go about introducing playing with the fudge factory? Some girls are incredibly self-conscious and wont even let you put a finger around there... whats the approach to getting my fingers in the area?

let her ride on top facing you while you're lying down. first grab both of her buttcheeks - massage to a point. slowly move middle finger of your dominant hand to the hole, massage on the outside first. Play with it slowly etc. if she's down to this point, get some of her wetness on your finger and slowly stick it in there while continually fucking her. start rocking her hard while pumping your finger in and out of there. progress progress progress. do i need to write a fucking manual for you people?

impressive!

Hey Im no pro like you - I need to be steered in the right direction... I dont want to be too forward and screw it up.

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Originally posted by dallastar common sense

fixed.


Vlad, I am disappointed.

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Originally posted by Frenchie Vlad, I am disappointed.

Disappointed in what? I want to make sure the ice breaker doesnt scare her off... once shes comfortable, I know where to take it from there.

I think I might slip my tongue down there while Im eating her out and see how she takes it.

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Originally posted by Vlad I think I might slip my tongue down there while Im eating her out and see how she takes it.

...uhh never before a shower!

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Originally posted by Aristronica ...uhh never before a shower!

i break that rule if shes extremely hot.

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean i break that rule if shes extremely hot.

i dunno man, nobody wipes it ALL off. unless you got one of those ass cleaning things (which i don't know anyone that does) you're gonna get some shit in your mouth unless you get in the shower and clean that shit proper.

Hmmmm..

cleanliness > hotness ? no?

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Originally posted by Aristronica

this man knows what he is talking about. You have to get her really really really horny. If she's on top of you, you should be sucking on or twisting nipples and grabbing her by the ass to thrust harder. let her know (or make her think) that this is hot freaky sex and its going to continue to go in the hot freaky direction.

well, im not saying ill eat her ass after she takes a shit, im saying that she dosent need to be fresh out of the shower for it to happen.

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Originally posted by bobonoho this man knows what he is talking about. You have to get her really really really horny. If she's on top of you, you should be sucking on or twisting nipples and grabbing her by the ass to thrust harder. let her know (or make her think) that this is hot freaky sex and its going to continue to go in the hot freaky direction.

right, she has to be riding you. it shows she's into it. if she's just sitting there like a dead fish might as well bust your nut. no anal for you tonight.

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean well, im not saying ill eat her ass after she takes a shit, im saying that she dosent need to be fresh out of the shower for it to happen.

i'd scope it out first lol. while down at the pussy kinda pull back and survey the circumstances... ohh man do i have a GROSS story lol.

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Originally posted by Aristronica ...uhh never before a shower!

The plan is to come back to her place drunk, and to get her in the shower.

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Originally posted by Aristronica i'd scope it out first lol. while down at the pussy kinda pull back and survey the circumstances... ohh man do i have a GROSS story lol.

Did you find some chocolate chips?

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Originally posted by Vlad Did you find some chocolate chips?

still fresh! roflmao. nah this is too gross.

she pooped in your mouth?

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Originally posted by Aristronica still fresh! roflmao. nah this is too gross.

Was the bread sneaking out of the oven?

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean she pooped in your mouth?

not quite that far lol. no it was nothing that spectacular really. just some shit while i went down on my ex. i was like something smells and i looked at my fingers i was OHHH SHIT!, she was embarrassed as hell. kinda threw the mood off.

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Originally posted by Vlad Did you find some dingleberries!?

fixed

There are these wipes you can use - commonly used on babies bottoms as well - that you can use to make the bum extra fresh and clean

watermelon flavor is wikkid - mind you those are for kids

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Originally posted by Danny Ocean she pooped in your mouth?

i fukkin hope not! if so, she's seriously a DIRTY bitch!!!! SERIOUS!
ewwwwwwwww

We still are kids at heart.


Denys you broke rule #1 of ass play! Make sure that daily bodily functions have been taken care of.

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Originally posted by Vlad We still are kids at heart. Denys you broke rule #1 of ass play! Make sure that daily bodily functions have been taken care of.

i wasn't even going for the ass. while eating her out my hand just slid by there. needless to say it didn't feel like it should.

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