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Posted by bas on Jan-28-2011 05:56:

Posted by Lira on Jan-28-2011 06:01:

Don't feel bad, Bas, you can hear the sound I make with mine if you want

Or, instead, you can try to record that trumpet/trombone/horn-like sound you can make with your armpit, sample it, and play it twice as fast in a computer. I imagine it's close enough

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Jan-28-2011 06:04:

My favorite thing to do in the shower if I have to pee is hold the bit shut and let it fill up like a balloon...

Its not that hard to clean really, just pull it back, soap it up give it a few tugs and some care under the head and rinse. Feels awesome.

Posted by bas on Jan-28-2011 06:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
My favorite thing to do in the shower if I have to pee is hold the bit shut and let it fill up like a balloon...

That's so weird

Posted by Lira on Jan-28-2011 06:13:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
That's so weird

I'd say everyone with a foreskin must've done that at least once in their lifetime.

Posted by infiniteJEST on Jan-28-2011 06:27:

I asked a friend of mine (who is uncircumcised) if he did that & he replied Yeah, about once a year.

Posted by Lira on Jan-28-2011 06:28:

You've never done that yourself?! Are you Peruvian AND circumcised!? What sort of Peruvian are you!?

Posted by Sushipunk on Jan-28-2011 06:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
My favorite thing to do in the shower if I have to pee is hold the bit shut and let it fill up like a balloon...

I haven't done that since I was a kid

Posted by Lira on Jan-28-2011 06:29:

See? We all do that when we're kids... and when we're Nous!

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Jan-28-2011 06:46:

Yea I probably do it about once a year or so as well... Its just like "oh im bored... in the shower... i have to pee... might as well do an elephant at watering hole impression!"

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jan-28-2011 07:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
The difference being the circumsised male experiences an entirely satisfactory level of sensation whereas the circumsised female experiences none.

How do you know?

Only us hoods can experience both.

Big up the skins!

Posted by Moongoose on Jan-28-2011 10:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Fledz
I don't get the "it's easier to clean a circumcised dick" bullshit that people throw around. Some of you must be rubbish at keeping yourselves clean. lrn2hygiene.

Well if you think of it in context of americans, you know the poeple that gave you the picture below it sort of make sense.

Lazy fucking bastards. They will cut off their dick to avoid the extra 5 seconds per day that it takes to properly wash it.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jan-28-2011 10:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
My favorite thing to do in the shower if I have to pee is hold the bit shut and let it fill up like a balloon...

Its not that hard to clean really, just pull it back, soap it up give it a few tugs and some care under the head and rinse. Feels awesome.

i cant imagine why nobody has ever sucked your penis.

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Jan-28-2011 11:11:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
i cant imagine why nobody has ever sucked your penis.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jan-28-2011 18:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Thats one of the oddest reasons right there...

So we get to the real route of the cause here. Seems like the only one with issues is Wiener's husband.

"Hey babe, my cock is butchered, let's chop our son's too!"

All comes out in the end!

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-28-2011 18:25:

It's really no surprise to anyone that the aesthetics of cocks are of such recurrent concern to you.

Posted by infiniteJEST on Jan-28-2011 18:27:

Mine has a freckle and a racing stripe.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-28-2011 18:29:

Mine has a tattoo of a baby rattle on it so I can sneak it through the bars of cribs.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jan-28-2011 18:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
It's really no surprise to anyone that the aesthetics of cocks are of such recurrent concern to you.

Hal, you are bent. We all know this.

Go listen to Drew Barrymore or whatever.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-28-2011 18:34:

Such scorn! Can I get a burn treatment kit here?

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jan-28-2011 18:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Such scorn! Can I get a burn treatment kit here?

See Pie. I would ask for one, but your responses are wack mate.

Your shit is crap!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

YOU ARE CRAP!

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-28-2011 19:32:

EEEeeeeeee, I might have to invest in an aloe plant!

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Jan-29-2011 01:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Mine has a tattoo of a baby rattle on it so I can sneak it through the bars of cribs.

oh wow

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Jan-29-2011 02:02:

lol even i had to laugh at that one..

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Jan-30-2011 06:37:

One thing that sucks about not being cut... taking a wiz and you have the foreskin pulled back (cause otherwise it just sprays all over the place) and you are like "oh im done" so you slide it back over and few more drops were in there and now you have pissed on the back of the toilet seat!

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