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Posted by malek on May-19-2003 12:51:

just do like a one of my friend did... a girl was giving him some looks... so he just took a condom from his wallet, went to the girl and asked if she wanted to use it while holding the condom

Posted by butterfly on May-19-2003 13:06:

quote:
Originally posted by B-Good
Step 3: TELL THEM YOUR A DJ ! (gets em everytime)

NO. This does not work. I am fucking sick of ppl telling me they are djs, as if i care. Everyone is a dj, it doesnt make you special.

Posted by DaveSZ on May-19-2003 14:15:

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*Is sad for having wasted money on a 'Fuck the DJ' shirt.*

quote:
Originally posted by butterfly
NO. This does not work. I am fucking sick of ppl telling me they are djs, as if i care. Everyone is a dj, it doesnt make you special.

Posted by Furel on May-19-2003 16:04:

Be rich and/or powerfull. Like a president or something. Chicks dig that.

Posted by AnotherWay83 on May-19-2003 17:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Furel
Be rich and/or powerfull. Like a president or something. Chicks dig that.

best advice i've read in this thread so far

Posted by Rostros on May-19-2003 18:46:

first of all you need to sort your hygeine out , e.g body odour / spots hair , etc, then you need some swede clothing prob some Custo or cool clothing like this , then you need some hair gel and some aftershave, then some cash then hit a pub or posh bar, and go and talk to some fine ladies, 9 times outta ten they no you wanna fuk them , as if you just went over for a chat anyways lots of girls dont wanna pull esp if its the begginging of the night or if there in a big group, as they dont want lads with them all night , women are complex hunnys, its good to get a few smiles going first then if she smiles back your in, i wouldn't get to desperate the right one will come. if your gaggin just go and buy a hoe !

Posted by UglyDave on May-19-2003 20:22:

quote:
Guy: Are you irish
Girl: No why
Guy: Because my dick is Dublin

hmmm.. i dont actually get this one.. Me bein Irish + being in Dublin at the minute u'd think i would.. Anyone want to enlighten me??

quote:
this line is guaranteed to work...
"I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock."

..I dont think that one would ever work..

quote:
whip out your cock on the dance floor and ask her how she likes your shoes

lol - quality

quote:
if your gaggin just go and buy a hoe !

Best advise so far!

The bit i have difficulty with is just gettin in contact with them in the first place. Usually just get really drunk and go over to them and slabber all over them, and make an absolute creep of myself!

i dont think i'd ever have the nerve to use a cheesy chat-up line, but if it' breaks the ice i suppose it could be attempted at least once!

One i heard at the weekend:

Walk up to a girl and say:

"Tell me this and tell me no more.."

Wave ur hands in the air and yell "Do ya like what ya see!!!"
Kinna hard to describe the correct way to act.. needa show ye all properly..

David

Posted by Neo nEro on May-19-2003 21:10:

Guy: Are you irish
Girl: No why
Guy: Because my dick is Dublin (doubling)

does that clear it up for ya?

Posted by Ste on May-19-2003 21:45:

saddest thread ever

well done

Posted by tu_face on May-19-2003 21:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer
saddest thread ever

well done

agreed.

Posted by Belgian Bonzai on May-19-2003 22:21:

quote:
Originally posted by basd
For a moment I thought it was Flemish, but since you don't understand either.. I'm confused

'k Verstoant; julder e heweune hin vlams gen.
ja, 'k gon eker e stutte gon br�en.
Flemish & Dutch are fundamentally the same language, but they don't have a clue if we talk in dialect

Posted by Agent_Orange81 on May-19-2003 22:56:

I've never had any problems with getting the ladies. It comes naturally. I'm not really sure how it happens, but it just happens. I don't quite understand it. I guess it's because i have a vibrant personality.

Everyone is a DJ, but not everyone is a musician.

So, if any ladies are in the Greenville, SC area and want to chill out a little bit, just drop me an email or an instant message or something like that.

Posted by trancEyes22 on May-19-2003 23:06:

lol i dont think tranceaddict is the best place to be asking this...

i'd say if you were really horny, just go to a party and find some drunk, slutty girl and get it on. thats prolly the easiest way to get one, but it wont really mean anything. theres no real magic way to get a girl to sleep with you, there has to be chemistry and such silly!

Posted by Agent_Orange81 on May-19-2003 23:28:

I concure.

I tend to be a chemist when I'm around women.

Posted by Turbonium on May-20-2003 02:12:

How many moles of effort does it take to sleep with a girl then?

Posted by Agent_Orange81 on May-20-2003 02:32:

Uh, Avagadro has no place in trying to pick up women.

Posted by DJDigDug on May-20-2003 05:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Solstice
walk up to her and say "you'll do."

Yeah i think we have a winner ROFL this is a great thread so sad, Hey atleast its not in music discussion ROFL

Posted by Solstice on May-20-2003 09:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Agent_Orange81
I concure.

I tend to be a chemist when I'm around women.

hahah you think your all that dont you orange?. Maybe u can share your tricks of the trade with all us mere mortals?

Posted by bassaholix on May-20-2003 10:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Agent_Orange81
I've never had any problems with getting the ladies. It comes naturally. I'm not really sure how it happens, but it just happens. I don't quite understand it. I guess it's because i have a vibrant personality.

So, if any ladies are in the Greenville, SC area and want to chill out a little bit, just drop me an email or an instant message or something like that.

I'f youve never had prob's.. then why post ur last paragraph...

LOL

Sad...

People.. if you want something really bad.. what must you do????

WORK FOR IT!!!

Excercise...
Look good... shave, wash... be clean...
Talk... if you cant talk then wats the use...
Know ur shit.. cause if you fuck them bad... you can forget about round 2!

Research what you want, to know what you want.. "you just can't jumpt the ring and think u box..."

Tsk tsk tsk.. GROW THE FUCK UP!

Posted by Mikrop on May-20-2003 15:30:

It's all a game... everyone's a player... make up your own rules... I like to use mind games...

Posted by St�phanie on May-20-2003 17:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Mikrop
It's all a game... everyone's a player... make up your own rules... I like to use mind games...

Your a 'dont hate the player, hate the game' sortah person huh?! lol

Posted by Agent_Orange81 on May-20-2003 19:07:

quote:
Originally posted by St�phanie
Your a 'dont hate the player, hate the game' sortah person huh?! lol

Should I be punished if I am destined to be a player? I think not. It's not like we chose to be this way. We didn't start the game. We are just trying to finish it.

Eventually, the game will be over and we will be able to carry out normal lives.

Posted by St�phanie on May-20-2003 21:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Agent_Orange81
Should I be punished if I am destined to be a player? I think not. It's not like we chose to be this way. We didn't start the game. We are just trying to finish it.

Eventually, the game will be over and we will be able to carry out normal lives.

lol suureeee, surreeee

Posted by trancEyes22 on May-20-2003 21:33:

quote:
Originally posted by bassaholix
I'f youve never had prob's.. then why post ur last paragraph...

LOL i was thinking the same thing....is this stupid thread #17218

Posted by occrider on May-20-2003 22:02:

Re: how DO u bed a gal?

quote:
Originally posted by undertensecond
personally,i dun know how?any tips from any guru?
and sorry guys!typo error!

Try to impress them with stories of the adversity you've overcome in life ... like that time you had a bout with crabs or genital warts, and how you pulled together the resolve get through those experiences. Works like a charm!

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