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some dude was trying to trade it with his copy of kamaya painters - far from over (oliver , wavestate remixes), which i already have. dont even know if its rare or not or how much it cost.

Re: god tried to kill me yesterday...i'm still here though!

dude are u from seattle... cause youre really weird...

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Originally posted by DaveSaenz Since we all know that the source of lightning is an old bearded man who lives in outer space, it's rational to assume that "he" has a bone to pick with me. What a chump. I was on my computer yesterday listening with headphones to yahel- going up (magikal remake), when my right ear recieved a painfull shock. 5 milliseconds later this was followed by a loud thunder clap that shook my whole house more than my 10 inch subwoofer could ever dream of doing. I realized instantly what had happened. The lightning struck a source of electricity, travelled through the electrical wiring, and through my headphones. I was freaked out to say the least. I suppose I was lucky. My computer still works, and I'm not dead or in a coma. Many people die every year from talking on the phone, or taking a shower in a rainstorm. I didn't even know it was raining to be honest until I was zapped. ON another note: Does anyone have the vinyl with yahel open your mind/going up (magikal remake) on it? That's worth more than money to me. Oh to god(S): NICE TRY....PANSY. It takes more than that to kill Dave. I've been through so much BS and I'm still here.... I know it was a random natural event in case you have trouble analyzing sarcsm. If I were mentally deranged with grandiose auditory/visual hallucinations (i.e. a "gifted prophet" as they might say in ancient times), I'd probably have written some commandments or something by now... I'll make some up in a sec...err...I mean...god will elucidate them to me by means of more lightning bolts and tornados.

ponder this: Could (the) God(s) create a rock so heavy that it's unable to be lifted?

If they're omnipotent, they can lift ANYthing.

But, if they're omnipotent, they should have the ability to create something that's unliftable.

?? eh?





Dave: you've just freaked me the fuck out man.

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Originally posted by Magimaster ponder this: Could (the) God(s) create a rock so heavy that it's unable to be lifted? If they're omnipotent, they can lift ANYthing. But, if they're omnipotent, they should have the ability to create something that's unliftable.

The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy not from its carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindboggingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.

The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,'says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'

`But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'

`Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic

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Originally posted by Fundamental What a shocking story!

Did no one else get this really bad pun ?

haha...how twisted..

Re: Re: god tried to kill me yesterday...i'm still here though!

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Originally posted by Clyde77 yes, open your mind (magikal remake), going up (magikal remake) and another one i forgot which , (orginal mix) ____ good luck when u listen to that record again! something bad might hapen again. maybe its because of its worth a lot of money and she doesnt want to get out of her sleeve. hheehe.. im thinking of selling mine. how much do u think it will cost? it's mint and never played!

Take her out of her sleeve. She's meant to be spun....she's mine now.....

p.s. Nopes not from seattle. Sothis is though i think, so I see where you're comming from. Austin people are almost as strange though...

tasssssssssssss loco!
im glad youre still alive and kciking

SI chicita....estoy loco en el coco...

coco jumbo el nino

y tambien, hoy esta una fiesta grande en mis pantelones!!!

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Originally posted by fuct4less y tambien, hoy esta una fiesta grande en mis pantelones!!!

how about this then:

i was playing on command and conquer will eDonkey or wateva was downloading some files.
you know how it is, its raining outside but yout not really paying attention because you must win the war, hehe

so there i was, just launched a weather machine attack, the game was doing all that thunder shit, when a loud clap of thunder happened outside, bang all the electric went off, the bastard went straight through my PC and fried my modem

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