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Posted by extulas on Jul-08-2003 06:38:
fuck tht be hardcore i smoked a bowl going to my drug test 
is that why you werent in school for 6 months ???
yea they locked me up for that shit :'(
Posted by DaveSZ on Jul-08-2003 08:20:
Haha. Even in the USA they don't lock you up for failing a drug test.....
Posted by mikefasssy on Jul-08-2003 08:23:
its called bash.org
Posted by extulas on Jul-08-2003 08:27:
| quote: |
Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Haha. Even in the USA they don't lock you up for failing a drug test..... |
We were talking about probation cause a kid asked how to pass a drug test in 3 days without his probation officer locking him up.
Posted by Domz on Jul-08-2003 10:45:
Mikey that last one was hilarious!
Posted by whiskers on Jul-16-2003 15:17:
<@arturob> wtf
omg
<@arturob> cock
werd
****
<@arturob> wtf
* whiskers gives arturo a dictionary
expand your vocabulary, dear 
<@arturob> wtf???
just imagine f0xxxie sitting there in his chair looking at the screen with a "WTF???" expression on his face... rofl...
Posted by Widget on Jul-16-2003 18:49:
lol, these are great.
I should got to work now...
Posted by jon on Jul-16-2003 19:03:
| quote: |
Originally posted by Turbonium
IRC? Never tried it before, how can I get in? |
there is a sticky thread in the FAQ forum with all the info you need
Posted by Innervision on Jul-16-2003 20:28:
k7plus5is13: but it's cool when hot girls go bi:-D
sE R gE 9 4 4: lol, you like that, "my woman just slept with another woman yesterday, oh well"
k7plus5is13: hahaha nah
sE R gE 9 4 4: lol
k7plus5is13: it's more like "me and my woman slept with another woman last night"
k7plus5is13: :-D
k7plus5is13: is that a yes or a no? or is it "yay i'm high, rape me pleeeease! i like men!!!" ?
Steroticas: i am before defect therefore i am PREfect
hmmm, i dont really have anything funny saved :-\
Posted by netw3rkd on Jul-16-2003 21:54:
Bleh half these quotes are just taken from bash.org ;p
this thread is for #ukta and #tranceaddict things! (and EMC and essentials hub)
bleh w/e 
Posted by mikefasssy on Jul-17-2003 07:08:
luke says:
all girls like looking at hot girls
luke says:
at least, in my head they do
Posted by N|te-L|fe on Jul-17-2003 08:22:
Ahh good old MIRC times, I must have typed the equivalent of a couple of books in IRC text until I got completely bored of it and realized how much time I was wasting 
Posted by JayD on Jul-17-2003 08:23:
lol this was funny.
at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
Posted by George Kendall on Jul-17-2003 12:38:
I fucking love IRC!
� @DJ_Mikey_Mike Feck!: /Scatman John - Scatman (Luke Terry Remix)
Posted by George Kendall on Jul-17-2003 12:40:
(17:58:59) (@X-Hale) verwest
(17:59:02) (@X-Hale) die
(17:59:07) � @DJ_Mikey_Mike shakes fist
(17:59:14) � @ian-cook laughs at mike :P
(17:59:21) (+mrsindiraVERWEST) xhale w00t da fuck
(17:59:24) � @DJ_Mikey_Mike shakes fist harder
(17:59:29) (@X-Hale) w00t doesn't mean what
(17:59:34) (@X-Hale) but anyway
(17:59:39) (@DJ_Mikey_Mike) indy tiesto is shitter than u. change ur name
(17:59:42) (@X-Hale) verwest is a massive gash
(17:59:57) (@X-Hale) find a clue and u will benefit
(18:00:03) (@X-Hale) fuck sake
(18:00:12) (@X-Hale) that was gc board style being a ****
(18:00:16) (@X-Hale) sorry
(18:00:17) (@X-Hale)
(18:00:22) (@DJ_Mikey_Mike) ha
Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Jul-18-2003 02:51:
| quote: |
Originally posted by X-Hale
(18:00:12) (@X-Hale) that was gc board style being a ****
(18:00:16) (@X-Hale) sorry
(18:00:17) (@X-Hale)
|
Posted by Keith on Jul-18-2003 10:02:
I have some hub logs of me and aplz having a hub piss up....Both Wrecked...
Keith
aplz u nutter.
Posted by Spad on Jul-18-2003 10:28:
Fun things to do on a Sunday night on IRC
by Spad, RainbowBrite, JdDark, GoldenarmZ & The One Who Knows
Session Start: Sun Aug 04 21:46:04 2002
[20:42] hi amber
[20:42] aslplz
[20:43] ello 19/f/uk
[20:43] u?
[20:43] male pak 35
[20:43] like to chat honey
[20:43] ok
[20:44] r u pakistani
[20:44] nope
[20:44] whats yr name
[20:44] suprisingly its amber
[20:44] :P
[20:44]
[20:45] so what do u do baby
[20:45] im a student
[20:45] where in Uk do u live
[20:46] london
[20:46] nice
[20:46] so do u have a bf
[20:46] u wanna chat dirty or what?
[20:46] do u wanna
[20:47] yea
[20:47] do u have yr pic honey
[20:49] r u alone n hot
[20:49] yea
[20:50] whats yr height
[20:50] yr figure
[20:51] i`ll send ya a pic
[20:52] sure
[20:52] plzz send
[20:53] u got my pic?
[20:54] can i have one of yours?
[20:54] yah sure
[20:54] u r beautiful amber
[20:54] u seen my pic?
[20:54] thankyou
[20:55] love yr eyes n lips
[20:56] u seen mine
[20:56] you are very handsome
[20:56] ooh thanks honey
[20:56] r u alone at home
[20:57] are u at college?
[20:57] no
[20:57] i m 35 in age
[20:57] oh, u look a lot younger
[20:57] yah i do
[20:57] do u like that
[20:58] ooh baby where in london do u live
[20:58] swiss cottage
[20:59] where is that which station is it near
[21:00] swiss cottage station
[21:00] cani have yr email love
[21:00] not yet
[21:00] oki
[21:00] not yet
[21:00] so r u alone right now
[21:00] why honey
[21:00] yea, why wot?
[21:01] u wanna make love
[21:01] c`mon then
[21:01] what r u wearing
[21:01] u have 2 seduce me 1st
[21:02] sure
[21:02] i come close to u from behind
[21:02] im wearing shorts and a short pink t-shirt
[21:02] i kiss yr neck
[21:02] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:02] lickin yr ear lobes
[21:02] mmmmmmmmmm
[21:03] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:03] moving yr hair from yr neck
[21:03] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:03] my hand slowly moves on yr pink t shirt
[21:03] your kisses make me tingle all down my back
[21:03] slowly over yr nice tight boobs
[21:03] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:04] as i kiss yr back
[21:04] slowly
[21:04] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:04] over yr pink tshirt
[21:04] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:04] do u wanna take it off?
[21:04] i turn yr face
[21:04] not yet
[21:04] n kiss yr cheeks
[21:04] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:04] feeling yr hot breath
[21:05] are you hard?
[21:05] yah a bit
[21:05] i touch yr lips with my lips
[21:05] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:05] pressing yr upper lips with my lips
[21:06] my tounge going in ur mouth slwoly
[21:06] you taste nice. mmmm.
[21:06] u too
[21:06] lickin ur slavia
[21:06] mmmmmmmmm
[21:06] ooh amber
[21:06] my hand moving inside yr tshirt
[21:06] you're good
[21:07] im getting hot.......
[21:07] feeling yr body inside
[21:07] my hand moving up to ur bra slowly
[21:07] i like u
[21:07] my nipples are hard
[21:07] i can feel them on my palm
[21:07] ooh
[21:08] sucking yr tounge slowly
[21:08] taking yr tshirt off
[21:08] mmm
[21:09] r u wearing bra baby
[21:09] yea
[21:09] what color
[21:09] dark pink
[21:09] is the clip in front or back
[21:09] its see-thru
[21:09] ooooh
[21:09] back
[21:09] lovly
[21:09] while kissing u i lie u in bed
[21:10] n i turn u over
[21:10] my lips move on yr back
[21:10] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:10] so sweet n tasty
[21:10] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:10] your kisses tickle
[21:10] lickin u to ur bra
[21:10] mmmmmmmmmmm
[21:10] opening yr clip with my lips
[21:11] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:11] thats a skill
[21:11] as i turn u over
[21:11] n i kiss yr left nipple
[21:11] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:12] mmmmmmmmmm
[21:12] mmmmmmmm
[21:12] yeah baby
[21:12] my tounge rolls on yr nipple
[21:12] oooh
[21:12] as i take it in my mouth
[21:12] im getting wet
[21:12] muaaaaaaaaah
[21:12] pressing yr nipples with my lips
[21:12] u hard yet?
[21:12] and holding the right boobs with my hand
[21:13] yah very
[21:13] i want u to get ontop of me
[21:13] i move down slowly
[21:13] ooh baby
[21:13] i love u
[21:13] so i can feel how hard u are
[21:13] yah
[21:13] i kiss ur lips
[21:13] muaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:14] as my dick moves on ur thighs
[21:14] feeling yr lovly legs onmy dick
[21:14] i push my self against you to feel your hard cock between my legs
[21:14] ooh amber
[21:14] yr legs move round my waist tighter
[21:14] i move slowly rubbing myselkf against you
[21:15] i feel ur body move ith mine
[21:15] yr boobs pressing on my hairy chest
[21:15] i grab your ass with both hands
[21:16] uffffff
[21:16] aaaaaaaaaah
[21:16] and tighten my legs around your waist
[21:16] my dick rubs on yr pussy slowly
[21:16] as we move together
[21:16] on the bed
[21:16] kissing u wild
[21:16] feeling yr eautiful hair
[21:16] feeling yr beautiful hair
[21:16] its so hard........hmmmmmmmmm.....i love it
[21:17] i feel yr wet pussy on my dick rubbing
[21:17] i feel its contraction
[21:17] ooh amber
[21:18] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:18] love u
[21:18] i cant stand it no longer i need to feel u in me
[21:18] ooh baby
[21:18] r u really naked love
[21:18] yes
[21:19] what r u doing right now?
[21:19] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:19] in real life...
[21:19] my dick touching yr pussy tip
[21:19] feeling yr pussy line
[21:19] i m naked
[21:19] n holding my dick and wanting u
[21:20] what r u doing
[21:20] I'm naked also
[21:20] I'm rubbing myself for you
[21:20] you're good
[21:20] i love u
[21:20] u r good too
[21:20] seeing yr pic n kissing yr beautiful lips
[21:20] have u got a webcam?
[21:21] i really want to see you naked
[21:21] no i dont
[21:21]
[21:21] mee too
[21:21]
[21:21] do u have a webcam
[21:21] anyway...
[21:22] i can feel my pussy getting wetter with every movement u make
[21:22] yah and my dick getting harder with yr move
[21:22] i pull u up with yr legs round my waist
[21:23] please just fuck me now
[21:23] sitting together
[21:23] please
[21:23] kissing each other
[21:23] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[21:23] and my dick feeling yr pussy
[21:23] ooh amber
[21:23] my dick going in slowly
[21:23] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:23] lying over u
[21:23] mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ohhhhhhhhh
[21:23] pushing in more
[21:23] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:23] oh god
[21:24] u have nice tight pussy
[21:24] my dick pressing in more
[21:24] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:24] your dick feels so good in my wet pussy
[21:24] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:24] ooh amber i love u
[21:24] push it harder and harder
[21:24] mvoing in more
[21:24] faster
[21:24] all inside
[21:24] moving in n out slowly
[21:24] ur so big
[21:24] aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[21:24] ooh baby
[21:24] don'tnhurt me
[21:25] ooh baby
[21:25] your the best fuck i ever had
[21:25] fucking u slowly
[21:25] no fast
[21:25] hard
[21:25] hard
[21:25] fast
[21:25] hard
[21:25] fast
[21:25] yah
[21:25] hard
[21:25] fast
[21:25] harder
[21:25] hard
[21:25] fast