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| Originally posted by dj_mdma i didn't actually look at the 2nd page, but i read on the 1st page, that he got the necrosis on his stomach? I think u got the wrong linky ![]() |
argh, i fucking hate spiders, id rather go thru the torment of a 7 year old kid holding me hostage with an AK-47, than to a showdown with a palm sized spider on my bedroom wall
i mean, they aint really good for anything, catching flys, yeah right right, alot of of flys they gunna catch, at night
but the ones that really get me, r the ones that r like 4 inches big, huge ******s, i mean let them breed another week and can saddle them up and ride into college on one of them
had like 3 of them in my room like few weeks back, had to evacuate to the tent, i was too traumatised to go in room, knowing theres 3 hand sized spiders in my room, it just just reminded me of that film, arachanaphobia or whatever, some fucked up shit
so i just got my mother to kill spiders, since im even too scared of loading my BB gun up and shootin it, like just dont like the thought of the little bastard blowing up and bits of spider going everywhere
and thats another thing, how come mothers rnt scared of them
i sorta just freeze when i see a massive spider, however i do recall some incidents where i had the tiger in meh ROFL and killed some because i had to, now thats a good feeling 
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| Originally posted by sykadelik Mikey has a pet spider |
Its just the way they move, scares the shit out of
me.
Ive had 3/4 big house spiders in my room over the
last week.
A couple hours before i went to bed last week
one scuttled under the bed, then i forgot about it.
So that night i was half asleap in bed, when suddenly
i felt something crawl on the the bottom
of my leg, then cos i was led on my side a few
moments later i felt it again this time on my back.
Never moved so fast in all my life.
i think it dissapeared back under the bed.
OMFG

the spiders in this country dont hurt you, however they EAT things that do hurt you (mosquitos etc)
the moral of this story is spiders are good.
i havent had a mosquite bite in like 5 years, they either dont land on me, or they land on me, sit there, and leave, never bite me which is strange. maybe im just too ugly (thought id say it b4 someone else does :P)
The other week I got home from work at about 2am, n I was in the bathroom when I saw this massive shadow on the shower curtain. I looked round at it n there was this massive fuck off spider there! After a few minutes of plucking up the courage, I whack ed the shower curtain with a towel and then turned the shower on so I cud rinse it down the drain. But the massive bastard put up a good fight and was tryin to run away from the plug hole, and when it finally got there it took a bout 2 mins for it to actually fit down coz all its legs were in the way

i think its time to say you are all southern puffs apart from calla (who probably eats spiders) + fecknaut (who is obv more northern than me
), spiders are mint, you are all just lil girls, pick em up and put them outside or a cup and piece of paper for all u bed wetters
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| Originally posted by Project T i think its time to say you are all southern puffs apart from calla (who probably eats spiders) + fecknaut (who is obv more northern than me ), spiders are mint, you are all just lil girls, pick em up and put them outside or a cup and piece of paper for all u bed wetters |
the average size of my spiders in my house is about 1 cm...muaha
palm sized spiderse in your house?...you gotta be fucking kidding me
are they poisonous/do they bite?
doubt they r poisenus (sp), and i duno if they bite, never hung round long enough to find out! duno how the hell they get that big. scare the shit out of me tho. well im goin on holiday tomorow, hopefully the bastards will have gone by then.
fuckin english people wouldnt know a big spider if one bit them on the arse 
I've seen a few big spiders too, mainly in the bathroom, a couple of inches long at least...
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| Originally posted by Unknown DJ i havent had a mosquite bite in like 5 years, they either dont land on me, or they land on me, sit there, and leave, never bite me which is strange. maybe im just too ugly (thought id say it b4 someone else does :P) |
catch the fucks and pull their legs off!
what?

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| Originally posted by ClubHarder The other week I got home from work at about 2am, n I was in the bathroom when I saw this massive shadow on the shower curtain. I looked round at it n there was this massive fuck off spider there! After a few minutes of plucking up the courage, I whack ed the shower curtain with a towel and then turned the shower on so I cud rinse it down the drain. But the massive bastard put up a good fight and was tryin to run away from the plug hole, and when it finally got there it took a bout 2 mins for it to actually fit down coz all its legs were in the way |
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| Originally posted by Streakfury Yeah, and the worst thing is they can hold an air bubble between their legs to breathe underwater with, so when you stop running the shower, the little f*ckers can climb back out again!! |
I don't reckon they're too bad, just shouldn't bloody squat in my blimin bedroom and run about in the middle of the night having little parties 
my mom always complains about having a BIG spyder in her house but now she cant cuz that spyder moved out lol
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