11th commandment - Thy shalt not jerk

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Posted by DR86 on Sep-03-2003 00:35:

quote:
Originally posted by occrider
narrow-minded conservative.

please tell me you are kidding. and when it comes to shit like that, yes i am conservative.

Posted by ProDiGaL on Sep-03-2003 01:21:

sing along now..
"been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding"

Posted by occrider on Sep-03-2003 01:31:

quote:
Originally posted by DrummeRaver86
please tell me you are kidding. and when it comes to shit like that, yes i am conservative.

Kidding?

You mean your mom never jerked you off???

Posted by DR86 on Sep-03-2003 01:31:

quote:
Originally posted by ProDiGaL
sing along now..
"been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding"

soooo true....and sooo sad.

Posted by occrider on Sep-03-2003 01:37:

I have a bone to pick with you prodigal ... the title of this thread should be THOU shallt not jerk. Thy means of thee, belonging to thee, or a possessive case of thou. Thou is the proper pronoun to use when addressing persons

Methinks thine witt fadest all away! Get thee to a nunnery!!

Posted by MrSquirrel on Sep-03-2003 02:09:

To keep with the style of Shakespeare (or the 13th Earl of Oxford if you believe that theory ) :

quote:
Originally posted by occrider
Are these for real??? Ummm pretty sure some of these constitute as abuse.

Name: Steven Fish
E-mail address: [email protected]
Comments: i control my 15 yr old sons masturbation two ways, first spanking the head of his penis with a wooden ruler then inserting a q-tip in his penis, pulling his foreskin up over his head and rubber banding his foreskin around the q-tip. he sleeps this way
Tuesday, October 9th 2001 - 01:49:59 PM

Some innocents 'scape not the thunderbolt.

quote:
Originally posted by occrider I have a bone to pick with you prodigal ... the title of this thread should be THOU shallt not jerk. Thy means of thee, belonging to thee, or a possessive case of thou. Thou is the proper pronoun to use when addressing persons

Methinks thine witt fadest all away! Get thee to a nunnery!!

Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful.

To thine own self be true; and it must follow, as the night the day, thou can'st not then be false to any man

MrS

Posted by fuct4less on Sep-03-2003 02:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Galapidate

its not funny, its scary

quote:
Originally posted by DrummeRaver86
Are they radical Christians?

the people on that website arent christians, theyre psychoes. as far as i can tell, thats redneck christianity (*speaks in redneck voice* "what would jesus do? hed beat your perverted ass with a stick!!! after that, hed suspend you from any dang ho-downs!!! then hed give you acne as a way of chastising you boy!!!").

i dont know any christians like that (or at least i think i dont )

btw, i think all these kids suffering this are gonna have some severe problems when older. these kids are your next generation of rapists, serial killers, etc...

Posted by ZinG on Sep-03-2003 03:58:

Posted by ProDiGaL on Sep-03-2003 04:26:

quote:
Originally posted by occrider
I have a bone to pick with you prodigal ... the title of this thread should be THOU shallt not jerk. Thy means of thee, belonging to thee, or a possessive case of thou. Thou is the proper pronoun to use when addressing persons

Methinks thine witt fadest all away! Get thee to a nunnery!!

hmm thought it didnt sound right,
thou shall try to learn from thy mistakes

Posted by MrSquirrel on Sep-03-2003 04:30:

quote:
Originally posted by ProDiGaL
hmm thought it didnt sound right,
thou shall try to learn from thy mistakes

Ahem:

"Thou shalt try to learn from thine mistakes."

Glad to be of service

MrS

Posted by Psionic on Sep-03-2003 04:31:

quote:
Originally posted by ZinG

Posted by ooookch on Sep-03-2003 04:32:

quote:
Originally posted by ZinG

Wonder how you're going to punish him..

Posted by rizo on Sep-03-2003 04:59:

quote:
Originally posted by ooookch
Wonder how you're going to punish him..
by killing kittens

***insert "god kills a kitten everytime you masterbate, please think of the kittens" ***

Posted by ProDiGaL on Sep-03-2003 05:02:

quote:
Originally posted by MrSquirrel
Ahem:

"Thou shalt try to learn from thine mistakes."

Glad to be of service

MrS

i give up

Posted by ZinG on Sep-03-2003 07:25:

Posted by ProDiGaL on Sep-03-2003 09:20:

im suprised i didnt see a post in there by mike actually.....

Posted by LiquidX on Sep-03-2003 10:16:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SOME SICK STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope I will never ever read this again...

Posted by DrUg_Tit0 on Sep-03-2003 11:25:

quote:
Originally posted by occrider
Kidding?

You mean your mom never jerked you off???

Moms are the best. You can't beat 50 years of experience.

quote:

I have a bone to pick with you prodigal ... the title of this thread should be THOU shallt not jerk. Thy means of thee, belonging to thee, or a possessive case of thou. Thou is the proper pronoun to use when addressing persons

Methinks thine witt fadest all away! Get thee to a nunnery!!

Wouldn't the possesive version of thou be thine instead of thy? Or if that's not the case, then what exactly would thine be?

Edit: Or is it thy-thine relation the same thing as my-mine?

Posted by ProDiGaL on Sep-03-2003 12:05:

quote:
Originally posted by DrUg_Tit0
Moms are the best. You can't beat 50 years of experience.

bah, the grannies own them man, their hands shake more

Posted by Mikado on Sep-03-2003 12:10:

Well for everyone whos disgusted:

Theres an old tradition in Europe were the grandmother will bathe and then "kiss" the male babies genitals until there about 3 (might be older 3). This was to bring out the "man" in the kid.

Any Euoreans in here with old grandmothers who cared for them as infants?? The traditions pretty old now so it might be great grandmother.

Posted by ProDiGaL on Sep-03-2003 12:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Mikado
Well for everyone whos disgusted:

Theres an old tradition in Europe were the grandmother will bathe and then "kiss" the male babies genitals until there about 3 (might be older 3). This was to bring out the "man" in the kid.

Any Euoreans in here with old grandmothers who cared for them as infants?? The traditions pretty old now so it might be great grandmother.

i knew i started mackin at a young age,
wow i wonder if they done it one me, i spent my early years in europe (till 5).............. i imagine its really old tho, i havent heard of it

Posted by Mikado on Sep-03-2003 12:19:

quote:
Originally posted by ProDiGaL
i knew i started mackin at a young age,
wow i wonder if they done it one me.............. i imagine its really old tho, i havent heard of it
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lol how young ?

Posted by ProDiGaL on Sep-03-2003 12:22:

woooot updated yeah till 5 was born in 78

Posted by DrUg_Tit0 on Sep-03-2003 12:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Mikado
Well for everyone whos disgusted:

Theres an old tradition in Europe were the grandmother will bathe and then "kiss" the male babies genitals until there about 3 (might be older 3). This was to bring out the "man" in the kid.

Any Euoreans in here with old grandmothers who cared for them as infants?? The traditions pretty old now so it might be great grandmother.

Sadly I think that's a tradition that's been long forgotten. I've never heard of it before actually. That sucks, now I can't say my grandma gave me a blowjob. It's the damn americanization of the society that is destroying such wonderful folk traditions.

quote:
bah, the grannies own them man, their hands shake more

The older the better

Posted by Mikado on Sep-03-2003 12:43:

ive always had a better time with older women

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