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so you ask for your legs back, to which he replies, "sorry, no can do. however, i can...
...take away all of your limbs.
*ZZZZAP*
...which is fine because now you can avoid the crucifying penguins that've been running around lately. so you roll towards the door and...
...realize it's locked.
you unlock it with you mouth....
...u open the door and see a warp gate...
you paused. asking if you're still dreaming or not
you step in...and enter a world full of beautiful brunette women...

...but unfortunately you still have no limbs.
but then you realize that having no limbs is a really good thing when it comes to brunette babes cause then it's easier to
headbutt them
.
after a good romp with the brunettes, you realize they've made off with all of your cash. so you...
roll your limbless ass down to the police station and tell them what happened...they decide to
strip search you.. and throw you naked in a jail cell with a...
60 yr old quantum physics professor who performs...
...a magic trick with 2 knives and a chainsaw that ...
rivals that of beck's with 2 turntables and a microphone. then the copyright police come charging in and...
..say "sorry mate.we got the wrong house" and politely leave after kicking the door in, just in time for you to...
...go to your 6 oclock yoga class. u get in the car and, O SHIT no brakes!!! you hit a....
truck full of radioactive waste, causing a major spill and turning you and everyone immediately around you into...
Tiesto midgets!!!!
PS: think the horror...you are a short little midget with mixing skills that make dogs howl and people want to stab themselves in the ear....
scary....
...after awaking from this horrible nightmare of turning into tiesto, you then...
convert into a househead and go boogie-woogie all night long at a naked music party, where you...
stick ur dick in between ur legs and crutch...and spew ur semen into
..into the dj booth where you...
are feeling up ur mother, the semen flies in her hair and i push...
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