Hey, anyone wana see a dead body?

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Posted by occrider on Sep-08-2003 20:55:

Posted by Trancer85 on Sep-09-2003 03:05:

moncster, what was his name dude?
man fuck the name for now, u get busted your ass is going to jail man....you dont wanna get buttfucked in the jailcell do you??

I suggest you bury him where no1 finds him. Dont let your mom see the body either....man you are one bloodthirsty animanl!!

Posted by Vaedyn on Sep-09-2003 03:32:

Must resist the clickies!....grumble...wish I had.

Posted by Orbax on Sep-09-2003 03:38:

yeah i came up with that on the Alaskan Canadian highway, a man gets to thinkin with that much time on his hands. if you think about it it IS beautiful. No blood, no weapon, no noise. and if you go on a fishing trip to where there are a million little lakes, itd be a LONG time before anyone even suspected anything.

the best thing is to kill strangers though, did you know that 90% of all serial killers in America go uncaught? the FBI tracks them and they will see a killer moving around the countery (as by the MISSING posts) and they will see how x type of girl in each place gets killed. Gives them no clue how to find the person...

moral of the story: if youre gonna kill someone, have them be a stranger, its practically a walk in the park

Posted by moncster on Sep-09-2003 03:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Trancer85
moncster, what was his name dude?
man fuck the name for now, u get busted your ass is going to jail man....you dont wanna get buttfucked in the jailcell do you??

I suggest you bury him where no1 finds him. Dont let your mom see the body either....man you are one bloodthirsty animanl!!

Ok, I got the body parts cut into small chunks. I'm thinking about sneaking to the park where they're making a new basketball court and dumping it into the cement or something. Suggestions?

Posted by EliPsE on Sep-09-2003 04:17:

AHhh my eyes can't handle what im reading/looking at

btw took me about 10 min to decide to click on that link hehe

Posted by Orbax on Sep-09-2003 04:19:

well if you put it in the cement if the cement cracks youre gonna have some rank smells coming out, the material is too porous for the thinf of a layer

Posted by moncster on Sep-09-2003 04:22:

I guess I have no choice.
I'll have to sneak into the hotdog factory and dump the body parts into the meat grinder. I still need tips for getting rid of the bones.

Posted by Orbax on Sep-09-2003 04:26:

bones are hard to get rid of. personally id cement them and dump them. one thing to consider is encasing the blocks of cement with 1/2 inch thick plexiglass and using zinc coating screws to hold it together. that way it would last forever. zinc doesnt rust. theyre marine screws

Posted by moncster on Sep-09-2003 04:32:

Posted by MrSquirrel on Sep-09-2003 04:35:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
bones are hard to get rid of. personally id cement them and dump them. one thing to consider is encasing the blocks of cement with 1/2 inch thick plexiglass and using zinc coating screws to hold it together. that way it would last forever. zinc doesnt rust. theyre marine screws

Zinc does not rust but it does degrade after a time. The galvanizing process adds the zinc as a "sacrificial" metal onto the steel so that it will take longer to rust.

Acrylic (plexiglas) is not as durable as Polycarbonate (lexan) I highly recommend that. It also does not crack as easily. It is bullet proof after all.

As far as the screws TO USE. I recommend either stainless steel (lasts much longer than zinc plated) or pure brass screws. Brass is even more durable.

MrS

Posted by Orbax on Sep-09-2003 04:54:

then again you could wrap it up in a few hefty bags after polising down the corners

Posted by Streakfury on Sep-09-2003 14:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
guys...i came up with the best way to kill someone years ago. Blackjack them, then dump the unconscious body and the blackjack in a rubber garbage can. then fill it up with quick drying cement. then dump it off in a deep lake somewhere. plastic doesnt deteriorate so it wont dissolve or anything, and the concrete really isnt something to worry about either because it wont get any water movement as its in a garbage can.

cheers

Jesus Orbax, thats just plain scary. Hope you didnt devise that little plan to actually use it...

Well I suppose us ninja's need to know these things. Well, I used to, i'm retired.

** announcement **

I've retired from the Ninjarness. I can still fly and turn invisible, so fear my wrath, I just wont be ninjaring in public. Ahem.

Posted by Orbax on Sep-09-2003 17:15:

^^ takes out blackjack. you DID know that you are a ninjar for LIFE

Posted by sash on Sep-09-2003 17:24:

Posted by Orbax on Sep-09-2003 17:29:

a leather tube about a foot long filled with lead or birdshot

Posted by moncster on Sep-09-2003 23:26:

Screw that. This ninjar uses 2x4's with nails in it.

Posted by jinxed84 on Sep-10-2003 02:02:

quote:
Originally posted by moncster
Screw that. This ninjar uses 2x4's with nails in it.

thats sounds like a ninjar from the hood if you ask me

Posted by tdkyo on Sep-11-2003 00:11:

quote:
Originally posted by moncster
Ok, I got the body parts cut into small chunks. I'm thinking about sneaking to the park where they're making a new basketball court and dumping it into the cement or something. Suggestions?

Feed the parts to the animal in the zoo?

Posted by fuct4less on Sep-11-2003 02:09:

alright, so what you do is you cut up the body into little bite-sized peices, then you take them down to your local packaging plant, put all the remnants into milky way packages (yes, the little bite-sized ones), and then you freeze them until its halloween and then you hand them out to all the little children.

theyll be in for a great surprise!

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