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Posted by Audio Beverage on Sep-12-2003 03:19:

Re: Re: Re: Female Rating System

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
if you are a girl saying that, i am incredibly turned on, and if youre a guy, good on yah!

my comments will become more and more womanizing and GOOD JOB BRAH!ish as the night goes on

I'm a guy, but what kindoff puts me off this rating system is my infamiliarity with the rules of golf, that's why i think alot of people don't get it

Now if it was based on baseball, Id evaluate it like this:

Now say you're facing a 130mph pitcher:

hotness ratings are based on:
60mph pitcher = not hot at all,
80mph pitcher = you'd still hit her right?
110mph pitcher = sizzling
130mph pitcher = fuckin hot!

who continually throws you fast balls

throws indicate how bad she wants you out =
fast ball = she wants you out
curve ball = a nice throw, where the ball is held more with the fingertips then with the hand - ie. she's just playing
knuckle ball = quiet an unpredicatable throw, so if you hit one, you're good
change of pace = she's probably a lesbian

and you manage to hit the ball into the parking lot
parking lot= you read the pitcher really well
the stands = oOooo noice!
outfield = you need to work on your swing a bit more
straight back to the pitcher = you're probably gay

and then trip over getting to first base because you're disabled or injured

1. 1st base = light petting
2. 2nd base = bondage
3. 3rd base = head
4. home run = makeing a porno

oh shit
im stopping now i forgot to take into account catchers (ie. ex. boyfriends) the umpire (their parents? ) and uhhmm mascots

Posted by Orbax on Sep-12-2003 03:20:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Female Rating System

quote:
Originally posted by GelatinPufF
I'm a guy, but what kindoff puts me off this rating system is my infamiliarity with the rules of golf, that's why i think alot of people don't get it

Now if it was based on baseball, Id evaluate it like this:

Now say you're facing a 130mph pitcher:

hotness ratings are based on:
60mph pitcher = not hot at all,
80mph pitcher = you'd still hit her right?
110mph pitcher = sizzling
130mph pitcher = fuckin hot!

who continually throws you fast balls

throws indicate how bad she wants you out =
fast ball = she wants you out
curve ball = a nice throw, where the ball is held more with the fingertips then with the hand - ie. she's just playing
knuckle ball = quiet an unpredicatable throw, so if you hit one, you're good
change of pace = she's probably a lesbian

and you manage to hit the ball into the parking lot
parking lot= you read the pitcher really well
the stands = oOooo noice!
outfield = you need to work on your swing a bit more
straight back to the pitcher = you're probably gay

and then trip over getting to first base because you're disabled or injured

1. 1st base = light petting
2. 2nd base = bondage
3. 3rd base = head
4. home run = makeing a porno

oh shit
im stopping now i forgot to take into account catchers (ie. ex. boyfriends) the umpire (their parents? ) and uhhmm mascots

thats too much to work with, itd get confusing when I slid into first base with a knuckle

Posted by breakinbeats on Sep-12-2003 03:27:

All those scales are quite amuzing.

Posted by Audio Beverage on Sep-12-2003 03:29:

It depends if the field was wet or dry...
i mean, in a wet field, id dive for first base head first...
but if the field was dry, id probably think twice about sliding for first base because id probably end up grazed and cut, so therefore, id probably try and steal first

Posted by Orbax on Sep-12-2003 03:31:

quote:
Originally posted by GelatinPufF
It depends if the field was wet or dry...
i mean, in a wet field, id dive for first base head first...
but if the field was dry, id probably think twice about sliding for first base because id probably end up grazed and cut, so therefore, id probably try and steal first

lol, and i think you were the one with that chick as your avatar who had the hair....she was cute and i htink thats why i was linking you and femaleness

Posted by Audio Beverage on Sep-12-2003 03:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
lol, and i think you were the one with that chick as your avatar who had the hair....she was cute and i htink thats why i was linking you and femaleness

now say the field was really wet after a monsoon like downpoor the previous night, and that girl threw you a 130mph fastball, and you managed to hit it into the parking lot, you'd be stupid not to slid into the home plate head first i mean, sliding into the homeplate with you're knuckles (or even barely stealing it with a finger) just doesn't cut it does it?

P.S. YAH, that girl was hot, but it was one of my webcam buddies, and i got sick of all the guys private messaging me ( ) so i took it off and put my pic on there

<- see

Posted by Orbax on Sep-12-2003 03:46:

quote:
Originally posted by GelatinPufF
now say the field was really wet after a monsoon like downpoor the previous night, and that girl threw you a 130mph fastball, and you managed to hit it into the parking lot, you'd be stupid not to slid into the home plate head first i mean, sliding into the homeplate with you're knuckles (or even barely stealing it with a finger) just doesn't cut it does it?

P.S. YAH, that girl was hot, but it was one of my webcam buddies, and i got sick of all the guys private messaging me ( ) so i took it off and put my pic on there

<- see

id try to make everyone PM you, but it wouldnt be a surprise any more

Posted by jinxed84 on Sep-12-2003 03:47:

youve succeeded in puting something i hate(math) into something i like (women) not cool!

haha interesting though, how long did it take you to come up with this?

Posted by Orbax on Sep-12-2003 03:50:

quote:
Originally posted by jinxed84
youve succeeded in puting something i hate(math) into something i like (women) not cool!

haha interesting though, how long did it take you to come up with this?

no idea, we were drunk

And do people SERIOUSLY PM eachother for dates?!?!? i thought that was a joke making fun of sad people that didnt exist

Posted by cryo on Sep-12-2003 03:53:

quote:
Originally posted by breakinbeats
All those scales are quite amuzing.

lol igottaknow made it very simple

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
Dude u got way too much time on ur hand. btw I use a modified 1-10 scale, i know it aint too scientific but it works...

1 =

2 =

3 =

4 =

5 =

6 =

7 =

8 =

9 =

10=

Posted by MrSquirrel on Sep-12-2003 03:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
And do people SERIOUSLY PM eachother for dates?!?!? i thought that was a joke making fun of sad people that didnt exist

More to the point:

Does it actually WORK?

I ask on intellectual grounds only, of course.

MrS

Posted by igottaknow on Sep-12-2003 13:29:

quote:
Originally posted by MrSquirrel
More to the point:

Does it actually WORK?

I ask on intellectual grounds only, of course.

MrS

positive ghostrider (details not included)

Posted by DjSimonB on Sep-12-2003 13:30:

Good system there, too complicated for my liking though, I'm happy enough saying to my friend 'she's hot' or something, good enough for me

Gotta say it's well thought out though, drunk ideas are the best ever

Posted by eXo on Sep-12-2003 14:00:

Orbax, that is simply the most halarious thing I've seen in a while, I'm rolling in laughter...

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Posted by Shepless on Sep-12-2003 15:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
And do people SERIOUSLY PM eachother for dates?!?!? i thought that was a joke making fun of sad people that didnt exist........

...I once got a PM asking is that "was me" in my avatar, which it isnt its some random chick pic i found n the net. Not the same as asking me out on a date, but still...pretty sad

Shep

Posted by embeejay on Sep-12-2003 18:36:

Heh first of all - love the system, it's pure genious, albeight more usefull to youngsters than to old farts like me who doesn't care about disguising what we look at and what we like anymore

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
OF course I have high standards, and dont mess around with anything that I consider 7 minus to you lay persons and i usually dont go out of the -2 - 2 X 8-10 box range. MAYBE if they have AWESOME personality ill extend that to a -3 -3 X 7-10 but thats rough

I had the same kind of standards like you once, every single girl i dated was in the -1 - 1 / 9-10 box, and, not surprisingly, they all had personalities that stunk and they were usually, (although not always) a lousy lay, but hey, they were throphies that i showed off for a while and then got rid of after a month or two... then one day i found a +5/10 with a personality to die for and temper in bed that was off the scale, and guess what, i now share my life with her

Yeah slim girls are a treat for the eye, but to often thats all they are... sad but true

Posted by kr00t0n on Sep-12-2003 19:05:

0x8, cant complain, not that I buy into these juvenile tactics

Posted by Vivid Boy on Sep-12-2003 19:32:

wait till u get old enuff where u ont need to make ratings anymore and u have a radar that does all the work..."my radar is going off" or "my spidey senses are going wild"

Posted by Orbax on Sep-12-2003 19:55:

the reason i dont date people who arent slim is they cant run up mountains with me

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