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Originally posted by TranceGiant omg. not THIS again "Do you like guys by the name Patrick?"

sorry i couldnt help myself

"so, um, do you like... stuff?"

"my doctor said i wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger out of there."

"what's a battle?"

"half empty or half full?"

"you didnt have cornflakes for breakfast, did you.."

"okay, i'll admit: i want to sEx yuO"

"Are you wearing underwear?"

If it's an all ages club:
"Are you 21? No? I have beer at my place"

You have no idea how many times my buddy tries the beer line, he loves his young chicks

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Originally posted by Omegasox "Are you wearing underwear?" If it's an all ages club: "Are you 21? No? I have beer at my place" You have no idea how many times my buddy tries the beer line, he loves his young chicks

hahaha, that's the funniest thing i've heard in a while. he should pretend to compare fake IDs sometime.

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Originally posted by daffodil it's nice to just shut up and not feel uncomfortable about it.

yeah, i mean, wtf, are people too insecure about themselves that they can't just spend some time in silence?

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Originally posted by whiskers yeah, i mean, wtf, are people too insecure about themselves that they can't just spend some time in silence?

Thats why the call me Whiskers!

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Originally posted by daffodil hahaha, that's the funniest thing i've heard in a while. he should pretend to compare fake IDs sometime.

The funny thing is, he's 24 and looks like he's 17. So he can either lie and say he's young and no one would know, or he can say he's 24 and when they don't believe him, pull out his ID. The best of both worlds!

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Originally posted by Orbax Thats why the call me Whiskers!

what's that supposed to mean? be careful, or i ninja-steal yer alcohol!

i like alochol!

Well hypothetcially speaking, say there was an extremely attractive girl i would want the pleasure to get better aquainted with across the room, and she had been eyeing me for the last half hour...





I'd casually and cooly walk straight up to her ...






and just go....







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BWAH!!!!

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Originally posted by whiskers omg so true. why do people feel the need to fill the silence with senseless mumbling? it's like that pulp fiction quote, "you know you found somebody special if you both can just fuck the shut up and enjoy the silence"

Is constant incoherent babbling from both sides also good?

I think so

Ok here's one:

(Keep in mind it's not field tested yet)


"Do you want to go download some mp3s with me? We could steal beautiful music together."

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Originally posted by igottaknow "LOL"

Defo use that one. Girls like that one.

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Originally posted by igottaknow "Hey, do u collect action figures"

Another classic pickup line.

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Originally posted by kr00t0n Is constant incoherent babbling from both sides also good? I think so

Check that, not so much incoherent as coherent only to the two doing the babbling

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Originally posted by DaveSaenz "Do you want to go download some mp3s with me? We could steal beautiful music together."

friends dont let friends download copyrighted music alone

im also bad at the first part but once you get past that its easy

i usually try with talking about the music etc or whatever is playing/ whos djing at the time etc...

only prob with the last rave i went to was that most of the girls liked dnb, and i was a hardcore raver [in thier eyes pussy ;_;]

I don't get it... what's so difficult about the dance floor? I assume this thread is specifically about talking to members of the opposite sex (which wasn't explicitly stated), but there's still no special process.

In terms of the "I don't want to bother them" crap, the obvious signs you need to look for are (1) is she actually dancing, or just standing around; (2) does she make eye contact; and (3) does she hold it/smile? If you can get all that, then just return the signals and just go say "hi" when there's an opening!

There's nothing special about a club, really, unless you're in a dirty top 40 club where everybody just grinds (in which case, don't even bother to strike up conversation, pickup lines are OK but otherwise it will get you nowhere). In the EDM clubs, just say whatever the hell is on your mind - you must have something on your mind! - if they think you're cute then it doesn't really matter what you start off with. Anything from the old "hey, what's your name" or "I love this track", or even random thumbs-up or hugs can work.

I always fall back on the trusty bump yer ass into hers then make a funny joke. Of course I have come to accept the fact that every girl hates me so it doesn't matter if I talk to them, bump into them, stare, stalk, or buy drinks....within 10 minutes they hate me .

ok all girls may not hate me, but it is a good mindset to get over the nerves...if you don't expect very much out of the conversation then it doesn't matter how horrible the conversation is. YOu usually get all nervous when you really really wanna hook up with a chick, then you mess up.

or just walk up...look at her ass and scream out "DAMN!"

Quadruple combo sure to win over any dame:

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Originally posted by DigiNut random thumbs-up

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Originally posted by igottaknow "Hey, do u collect action figures" "LOL"

Move in for the kill:

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Originally posted by DaveSZ "Do you want to go download some mp3s with me? We could steal beautiful music together."

yo wadup shorty? how much?

^^ that's how u approach a girl! fo shizzzle ma tranceadizzles

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Originally posted by GelatinPufF Well hypothetcially speaking, say there was an extremely attractive girl i would want the pleasure to get better aquainted with across the room, and she had been eyeing me for the last half hour... I'd casually and cooly walk straight up to her ... and just go.... . BWAH!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Absolutely brilliant!! It wasn't quite as funny until I actually pictured myself doing this exact same thing, and then imagine the look of horror/shock/confusion on the girls face.

i presume this is all about pickup lines on girls that you don't know and see in the clubs

now what about dancing around with girls that you know, yet still not having a clue about what to say?

also anyone else finds it impossible to talk in the dancefloor because of the loud music? everyone around seems to talk normally i just shout 'WHAT?' to everything people say.

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Originally posted by paranoik0 also anyone else finds it impossible to talk in the dancefloor because of the loud music? everyone around seems to talk normally i just shout 'WHAT?' to everything people say.

We all go through this.

That's why it's all about the hand signals, man. Bonus points if you can make her bust a gut with totally weird and confusing signs.

Get drunk & then you'll know what to say.

u mentioned sumthing abt grabbing a girl's arm to initiate a convo?! lol whatever u do, DONT do that, especially if u dont know her, and she hasnt even made any eye contact with u, and seems totally unaware of ur presence

ideally u shudn't walk up to random chix that u find attractive (but that dont seem to have even noticed u) to strike up a convo, she will most prolly just blow u off...go for the ones that show sum interest in u, like frequent eye contact

that said i agree with daffodil, the dance floor is for dancing, not for convo...wait till she gets off the floor, and when u find an opportunity when she's alone, go for it

then u can always say sumthing like "i noticed u dancing, u've got nice moves blah blah blah..." sumthing along those lines (and dont forget to replace the "blah blah blah" with actual words lol)

oh and most important of all, remember to have a good time..if she notices that u can dance and arent there just to get laid, that u actually have a personality, ur chances will go way up of scoring with her, and convo will flow much better

good luck

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