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lol...I SNUCK IN THE CLUB NIGGA! TAP HER ASS IF U NEED SOME WEED!

then im like is that her...birth canal? ohhh it gets worse, then im like is that a...is that a BABY? i know that sounds terrible...because it WAS a baby.

*recognizes potential for gigantic thread hijack*

well, we already kinda answered the question hehe.

100 ways to please your man
BY: Some lady

see there are only 4 ways to please a man. Suck his dick, play with his balls, make him a sandwich and dont talk so much! thats it.

I live in fuckin garbage can Im the poorest mother ****** on sesame street!...then ppl wonder why their kids grow up and walk all over homeless ppl "get it together grouch" "get a job grouch"

gimme some smack bird!

Re: GURLS..GURLS...GURLS...(gurls and guys come in!)

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec 3 questions bout gurls..ive been wondering.. 1)do gurls tend to be more commited in a serious relationship e.g. They are already planning the wedding..kids.house... are they more serious than guys..? 2) do guys tend to want to have sex more often than the gurl? testorone/ a factor? 3) does size matter to girls? or motion in the ocean?

A1) depends on the girl...
A2) girls like to have sex a lot too, they just either don't wanna admit or haven't had enough to know that yet
A3) motion of the ocean + the bigger the better

OK OK OK.....imma come clean and tell yall wut the problem is..

so grab a cup of coffeee and sit down.



i made another thread last time about me catching herpes and clymadia this summer...and i was devastated. But me and this gurl decided to stay together...and we still are together and in love..
she loves me ..i think????....i love her....we have settled down..


unfortunately the world is against me and i keep having outbreaks while she doesnt...
we been having alot of sex with no condom since we are our only partners from now on....we are goin to stay together.

she was crying when she found out she had it as the symptoms arose on her a week earlier than me.

when i had my recent outbreak 3-4 weeks ago....she told me...we should stop having sex for a while!

i dropped my jaw and was mad!.....she gave me the disease and we both have it and why tha fuk should we stop having sex.

i mean even if i keep having outbreaks having sex aint gonna change it. she said we need to let our bodies relax and maybe outbreaks wont happen as frequent. Im mad and wondering if she is gettin dick somewhere else....


is this hoe talk? or is she being realistic woman talk bullshit(cuz she said she wants me to be her only partner cuz she has herpes and i do too)...


im sad and frustrated....i didnt ask for this disease but at least gimme pussy if u gave it to me...damn outbreaks


guide me god...im sad

i think you need to learn the art of seduction my friend. Casual sex can get old for ladies, and I think she probablys is thinkin that you take her sex for granted now cuz youre both diseased. How bout you do somethin fuckin romantic and give her no choice but to ride the bone rollercoaster

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Originally posted by Orbax i think you need to learn the art of seduction my friend. Casual sex can get old for ladies, and I think she probablys is thinkin that you take her sex for granted now cuz youre both diseased. How bout you do somethin fuckin romantic and give her no choice but to ride the bone rollercoaster

put it in lameman terms please..



btw i am romantic..i buy her flowers..i gave her a gold anklet...taken her to the broadwalk yadadadada...

wut do u mean

Id need to know the lay of the land. but here is a quick idea, you can fill in details

hike mountain catch sunrise. bring blanket. its 4 am and youre both tired from the hike. You nestle in, tell her to come over, have her lay down on you, spread the blanket. As sun rises, lean forward, turn her head, kiss her.

boom. Then if shes tired have her fall asleep on you as you sit on top of a fuckin mountain and enjoy life.


P.S. You will die from the sex.

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If any girl says size doesn't matter she's lying through her teeth.

wrong.

size is primarily a man-phobia.. guys are totally obsessed with it, and think that women are obsessed with it too.

in reality, most girls are fine with any size in between. too small (and when i say too small, i mean TINY... not small + average + anything below 7 inches) is bad because you cant feel it. too big (too big meaning, what most guys probably think girls WANT) is also extremely horrible. the vaginal canal is not a bottomless pit. once you hit the cervix, it HURTS. especially if you are with a petite girl.. she will be IN PAIN. thus, most girls dont like huge men.

again, the whole myth about size really mattering is all a self conscious phobia of males, not females. girls are fine with the majority of penis size, just not the extreme ends of it.

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a girl will go off about her period and her mother, and you ask what that has to do about anything, and theyll start crying

i know this was a joke, but i had to point it out anyways...

yet another thing that guys are obsessed with... always blaming any sort of emotions, negativity, or opposing opinions from the opposite sex as "HA HA YOU MUST BE ON YOUR PERIOD!". quiet possibly one of my biggest pet peeves about the male gender.

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she was crying when she found out she had it as the symptoms arose on her a week earlier than me. when i had my recent outbreak 3-4 weeks ago....she told me...we should stop having sex for a while! i dropped my jaw and was mad!.....she gave me the disease and we both have it and why tha fuk should we stop having sex.

i didnt read your other thread, so i dont know any background info (fill me in if im missing something here), but are you sure it came from her? or are you just guessing that because she had symptoms first?

herpes is an extremely common disease, just like HPV. many people never have symptoms for herpes which is why it tends to spread without notice. i actually just went in for a normal physical and got my usual STD tests, and found out that you cant even get a blood test for HPV or herpes... it either shows up, or it doesnt. HPV, for example, if one partner has it, the other is assumed to, and there never is an option of blame, considering it is spread so easily and it would be impossible to rule out who is the one who had it first.

odds are, she is in shock.. she probably is feeling like she will be unwanted, or tainted for life. im guessing you feel somewhat the same? i doubt she will stop having sex with you entirely, but even though it is a common disease, you both just found out that you were unlucky ones to have symptoms at all... give her time to deal with her feelings, TALK to her about how she feels, so she feels better. then you will have sex again. if all you care about is the sex, dont be with her. its an absolutely horrid reason to stay with someone because you both have a disease. it isnt the end of the world, more people will like you and want to be with you.. its common.

and one more comment:

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we been having alot of sex with no condom since we are our only partners from now on....

unless you have a vasectomy, this is a ridiculous thing to do. condoms dont just protect against STDs, they protect against pregnancy... even if she's on the pill, etc, that can still fail. do you want a kid on top of an STD?

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Originally posted by sothis wrong. size is primarily a man-phobia.. guys are totally obsessed with it, and think that women are obsessed with it too. in reality, most girls are fine with any size in between. too small (and when i say too small, i mean TINY... not small + average + anything below 7 inches) is bad because you cant feel it. too big (too big meaning, what most guys probably think girls WANT) is also extremely horrible. the vaginal canal is not a bottomless pit. once you hit the cervix, it HURTS. especially if you are with a petite girl.. she will be IN PAIN. thus, most girls dont like huge men. again, the whole myth about size really mattering is all a self conscious phobia of males, not females. girls are fine with the majority of penis size, just not the extreme ends of it.

Some girls say that and some don't.

It's kind of like some guys like big boobs, but I could really care less about boob size.
It makes me sad that some females go to the extreme of putting their health at risk to enlarge their breasts.

Know what I mean?

true, but liking boobs is not the same as being in physical pain :/

there are definitely exceptions, but i think im fairly correct when it comes to a large percentage, if not most women..

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Originally posted by sothis wrong. size is primarily a man-phobia.. guys are totally obsessed with it, and think that women are obsessed with it too. in reality, most girls are fine with any size in between. too small (and when i say too small, i mean TINY... not small + average + anything below 7 inches) is bad because you cant feel it. too big (too big meaning, what most guys probably think girls WANT) is also extremely horrible. the vaginal canal is not a bottomless pit. once you hit the cervix, it HURTS. especially if you are with a petite girl.. she will be IN PAIN. thus, most girls dont like huge men. again, the whole myth about size really mattering is all a self conscious phobia of males, not females. girls are fine with the majority of penis size, just not the extreme ends of it.

yes.. and if it's too big, then anal is almost definitely going to be out of the question

Ok you people suprise me at times...

We are all humans that have emotions, guys just tend to hide them behind a wall, females are more prone to using those feelings and emotions. its a fact of life.

the size, we've talked about this b4, if you got the skills to pay the bills then there ins't a problem, but extremeties do tend to put ppl off, come on.. you like midgets or 7' girls ? Dind't think so.. we are all diferent..

Just my 2C

I think sothis is on her period or something, she was kinda harsh.










just messin with yah. yeah its a line from Dave Chapelle. but you do know that 2 things occur when you get groups of women together. 1, if the sweat from a womans underarm gets on the skin beneath another womans nostrils they will period @ the same time (some biology text at my uni had that) and besides that women who are around start perioding @ the same time. At work...God, there were like 10 chicks who worked together who all PMSd at the same time...every...frigging...month. It was pure hell, and they admitted to it, laughingly, im like HEHAH...not funny, you guys suck ass at that time. So it does have a certain amount of validity.

on the size matter, think Cindarella.

did i mention my gf is 4'11 in height and weighs 90 lbs

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec did i mention my gf is 4'11 in height and weighs 90 lbs and is 19

so shes 12?

dude, you caught chlamydia from a 12-year-old?

that's not right, man.

id be worried about splitting her in half

i said shes 19 damnit!

SHES 19 DAMNIT...........





















in 7 years.

hey, orbax, speedracer likes 'em young, it seems.

if you slick her hair back in the shower, she'll look like she's 8.


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