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Posted by allstar on Oct-14-2003 22:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
"sweating like a ****** eating a hotdog" is a personal favorite

Sweating like a blind homosexual in a sausage factory, sounds better.

Posted by Patrick Bateman on Oct-14-2003 22:12:

I'm into murders and executions!

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

Posted by Matt on Oct-14-2003 23:11:

(in presence of hot female)

"I'd sure like to rotate her tires."

Posted by StalkerElmo on Oct-14-2003 23:12:

funny stuff..

Posted by Moongoose on Oct-15-2003 00:05:

I heard this one in a movie the other day

"If i wanted to talk to myself i would leave me a voice mail"

Now this one i actualy use when im really pissed at somebody

"You! Get off my planet!"

Posted by Vivid Boy on Oct-15-2003 00:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Moongoose

Now this one i actualy use when im really pissed at somebody

"You! Get off my planet!"

if u ever said that to me id beat u up for having such a corny line..

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Oct-15-2003 00:51:

things i frequently say while heading out the door:

"time to make like a baby and HEAD OUT"
"lets make like sheep and get the flock out of here"
"im off! like panties on prom night."

Posted by NooKLeaR on Oct-15-2003 01:14:

Let's make like Michael Jackson and beat it!
Let's make like a banana and split.

There are 3 kinds of people, those who can count, and those who can't count.

I'm sweating like a fat kid in gym class.

Posted by Teflon Don on Oct-15-2003 01:38:

Hasta Lasagna dont get any on ya...

Posted by Moongoose on Oct-15-2003 01:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
if u ever said that to me id beat u up for having such a corny line..

Bring it on

However i dont use it much as i rarely get so pissed at someone that i feel the need to use it I usualy stick with the classic "Get the F*** away from me you [insert many bad words in various languages here]"

Posted by Vivid Boy on Oct-15-2003 01:52:

well thats better

Posted by NomadaNare on Oct-15-2003 02:51:

i like these. I went ot a "urban" inner city school

"ya mama's like a lamp a two year old could turn her on"

"ya mama's like a Micky D's over 99 billion served"

"ya mama's like a shotgun two cocks and she'll blow"

"ya mama's like micheal jackson, a white man"

ok im done.

Posted by Orbax on Oct-15-2003 03:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Patrick Bateman
C'mon Bryce. There are much more important problems than Sri Lanka, to worry about.

Bryce:

Like what?

Patrick Bateman:

Well we have to end apartheid for one, slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism, and world hunger, we have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. most importantly we have to promote general social concern, and less materialism and help people.

I hope you realize you quoted my idol.

Posted by whiskers on Oct-15-2003 03:32:

rotflmfao, excuse me for pissing my pants

Posted by malek on Oct-15-2003 03:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
I hope you realize you quoted my idol.

patrick bateman owns .... not hehehe he's a schezo.

Posted by Trazedict on Oct-15-2003 23:30:

Condoms aren't completly safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Damn you to hell. Or China.

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy!

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!

Posted by Slylee on Oct-15-2003 23:42:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
"im off! like panties on prom night."

my shorter version is "i'm off like a prom dress" same shit though... these are funny

Posted by Orbax on Oct-16-2003 04:37:

lets make like a tree and get the flock out of dodge

that dress is becoming on you, if i were on you id be cumming too.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Oct-16-2003 06:10:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
one's I have come to use over the years:

"Your about as attractive as 2 positively charged magnets."

oi thats mine ****ybollocks!

erm hmmmm damn cant think of any of the hundreds i use in IRC... most of them are childish and unfunny tho

Posted by sykadelik on Oct-16-2003 10:25:

quote:
Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
oi thats mine ****ybollocks!

erm hmmmm damn cant think of any of the hundreds i use in IRC... most of them are childish and unfunny tho

U don't remember ur 'yard on'?

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Oct-16-2003 19:05:

quote:
Originally posted by sykadelik
U don't remember ur 'yard on'?

oh yeah hahaha, ....

i was in a pub on saturday watching the england footy match, and i was drinking a 'yard cocktail' which is basically a cocktail in a yard long glass... and i stuck it down my trousers to smuggle it out of the pub, so anyways i go up to this girl, and said 'ive got a yard on'.... must have worked a treat cos she proceeded to rub the 73.33% plastic, 26.67% elastane drinks container while it was down my knickers.... i then went back to her house and made the bitch scream like rosanne barr at a health spar, result!

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