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Posted by Master_Jay on Oct-17-2003 00:27:

My m8 works in a mental hospital and you should here some of the stuff that he tells me lol.

Have you seen the NHS logo with 2 ppl holding hands ? Theres one in the ward that he works in and one of the nutters has drawn 2 speach bubbles on the 2 ppl holding hands. The first bubble says Were is my dog? and the other sais i don't know but were is my dog ??????

I went to see him at work on his break and we were in the canteen and this bloke is standing there talking total wash(bit like me at the moment) and my m8 tells me that this guy thinks everyone is trying to poisin him, so i get a packet of crisps and im inspecting the bag saying whats this in here ohhh someones trying to poisen me and the guy totaly freaks out, goes bananas and heads for the door. Anyway the guy hasn't eat out of there again and it's the only place he's eat out of since he's been in the place. oops!

Posted by DJ M.G on Oct-17-2003 10:26:

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Originally posted by Anaardvark
Aye, theres always one well fit, blemishless fitty in every fast food chain.

Funnly, how ever hard you try and get served by her, you always get served by the shovel faced foreign student type next to her who cant understand what the fuck your trying to say. How hard can it be to understand the phrase "Large Chicken Whopper Lite meal with a Sprite, no ice"? I mean, seriously, all i want is my meal, and i end up with a fucking small quaterpounder meal with a fanta.

Retards, nothing but retards, i hope they fall into the chip fat and melt into a sticky goo.

LMFAO

Half of the ppl working in McDonalads have fucking great big zits, big white headed buggers, and you dont know if there squeezing out the white puss into your burgers.

Posted by TiestoFanMatt on Oct-17-2003 17:03:

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Originally posted by DJ M.G
LMFAO

Half of the ppl working in McDonalads have fucking great big zits, big white headed buggers, and you dont know if there squeezing out the white puss into your burgers.

Il let you in on a little secret...you know the mayonaise that is on the fillet of fish or McPremier..well....

Posted by LiveTheDream on Oct-17-2003 17:37:

How can people eat McDonalads is beyond me? Only about 40% of a Berger is meat! What the hell is the other 60%/

Anyway there is a guy who lives near me, who speaks to him self and works weirdly. Hes harmless so why should it bother anyone?

Posted by DJ M.G on Oct-17-2003 17:44:

I heard from some source that a woman caught an STD from eating at burger king cos some bloke squirted his dirt on the burger she ate!

That is fucking discusting thats why i dont eat there,

Posted by joeh on Oct-17-2003 19:08:

Theres this weirdo who lives local to me.

He's about 20 but hangs around with the 12 year olds, and is dating a 13 year old!

He used to work in Sainsbury's but got sacked for stealing food, then he worked in Iceland and got sacked for stealing food. Now he's working in Waitrose, and apparently he stalks all the female employees I know two girls who work there who have both been followed by him .

There was this thing in the local newspaper recently about a teenager on a yellow bike who would drive up to girls and then feel them up! and this guy has a yellow bike.

Once I was walking near his house and he cycled in to me with the bicycle on purpose!

Posted by joeh on Oct-17-2003 19:10:

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Originally posted by DJ M.G
I heard from some source that a woman caught an STD from eating at burger king cos some bloke squirted his dirt on the burger she ate!

That is fucking discusting thats why i dont eat there,

Everyone's got a story like that.

Like remember a certain nameless UKTA who claimed that a friend of his got herpes after someone at the mayonaise factory decided to add some of his own to the mayonaise . But basically there is no posibility that herpes can be spread in this way.

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