Giant Trout or "slightly warm" Cattle Prod: who wins???

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Posted by theonewhoknows on Oct-20-2003 21:58:

right. i'm gonna have to side with a trout. i shall inform you why.

it was a hot sweaty night back in Nam.we were wading through the river eating mangoes and shooting lemon tree's. after maybe 20 30 miles since our last stop we decided to set up the fair ground for the night in a clearing by the river. we rode the big dipper for a while, abused the dodgems. but spirits were low as our minds slowly went crazy. eventually the rest of the troop fell asleep. i my arse was resembling a stephen hendries face and i had to go sooth it in the water.
unfortunately a crocodile decided to jump up and try and bite. i avoided it but it took another swipe and wrestled be into the water.it pulled me around for what seemed like forever. just as i thought i was doomed i siezed upon a passing trout. (i used my trout handling skillz that i was taught in bootcamp). now i bet you didn't know that the mighty crocodile..the well armoured beast...has unfeasably week eyes did you? well... the trout was so scared he siezed up, and this enbled me to stabe the crocodile in BOTH eyes. leaving him floundering helpless as i wriggled free.

so trout.

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Oct-20-2003 22:57:

the trout is indeed mighty and packs a good punch.. but wouldn't it be terribly slippery? Could it slip right out of your hands from the slippery scales and momentum? If not i would say the trout but if it is indeed slippery then the cattle prod.

Posted by whiskers on Oct-20-2003 23:03:

quote:
Originally posted by LoCa
^^^^^^

that's my reaction too, not only to that post, but to the whole thread...

(i still think the trout owns you all)

Posted by MrSquirrel on Oct-20-2003 23:13:

quote:
Originally posted by occrider
What if I use giant catfish?

Then you get the wallop of the trout AND the added sting comparable to the cattle prod.

I say occrider won.

MrS

Posted by astroboy on Oct-20-2003 23:24:

Trout is large and unweildy, cattle prod is swift and light allowing you to use shifty fencing moves... IMO the cattle prod owns... and as its slightly warmed it'll be pleasant to hold on to.

Posted by TrAnCeAkI on Oct-20-2003 23:33:

i cant beleive ppl are responding to one of redeyes posts!!! he is so ghey lol he doesnt even make sense!!!! :P

Posted by Redeye on Oct-21-2003 00:02:

quote:
Originally posted by TrAnCeAkI
i cant beleive ppl are responding to one of redeyes posts!!! he is so ghey lol he doesnt even make sense!!!! :P

VOTE OR STFU!!!!!

Posted by Vivid Boy on Oct-21-2003 00:04:

redeye unabnn me from #ukta i did nothin worng but abuse neo..i want bak in ill behave

Posted by TrAnCeAkI on Oct-21-2003 00:05:

lolol dont tell me to stfu

F
U
lol

Posted by Redeye on Oct-21-2003 00:24:

quote:
Originally posted by TrAnCeAkI
lolol dont tell me to stfu

F
U
lol

see you in Miami, "maybe"

Posted by INDY on Oct-21-2003 00:41:

quote:
Originally posted by TrAnCeAkI
i dont know wtf u mean with all this stuff so i just eeenee meenee miny moed it !! lol FEKIN WEIRDO REDEYE :P

me too leni.../me scratches her head

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