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Posted by sammy6979 on Oct-29-2003 03:25:

quote:
Originally posted by occrider

Nothing beats the piledriver with a nosebone.

That's great! love the dolls on this one!

Posted by sammy6979 on Oct-29-2003 03:37:

Ok, time to add my own to this thread. I must first to give credit to my bud Jimmy. He is the most perverted guy that I know.

Rusty Trombone - Girl is eating out your asshole and reaches around and jerks you off at the same time (like shes playing the trombone)

French Horn - (Basically the reverse of Rusty Trombone) Guy eats out girls asshole and puts hand in her vagina

This next one is really disgusting
Cleveland Steamer - Take a shit on the girls chest and then use your dick to shove it into her face

White Dragon - Girl is giving you head, just as you are about to blow your load shove your dick real hard to the back of her throat (or pull her head really close, then your load will come out her nose

Donkey Punch - Doggy style, just b4 you blow your load, using your fist, hit your girl in the back of her head and knock her out. This will cause her muscles to tighten up (including the ones surrounding your cock)

Jelly Donut - After you blow your load in the girl's face, punch her square on the nose, so that it starts to bleed a little.

This is all I can remember for now. Again, if not for knowing my bud Jimmy, I certainly never would have heard of any of these. Also, I've never actually tried any of these, nor do I think I would (Well maybe.... )

Posted by sammy6979 on Oct-29-2003 03:39:

Oh yeah, I forgot munging. I don't think I really should share that one with you all. If anyone out there knows about it, then you know how disgusting it is. We'll just leave that one alone for now.

Posted by DarkAngel on Oct-29-2003 03:45:

quote:
Originally posted by sammy6979
Ok, time to add my own to this thread. I must first to give credit to my bud Jimmy. He is the most perverted guy that I know.

Rusty Trombone - Girl is eating out your asshole and reaches around and jerks you off at the same time (like shes playing the trombone)

French Horn - (Basically the reverse of Rusty Trombone) Guy eats out girls asshole and puts hand in her vagina

This next one is really disgusting
Cleveland Steamer - Take a shit on the girls chest and then use your dick to shove it into her face

White Dragon - Girl is giving you head, just as you are about to blow your load shove your dick real hard to the back of her throat (or pull her head really close, then your load will come out her nose

Donkey Punch - Doggy style, just b4 you blow your load, using your fist, hit your girl in the back of her head and knock her out. This will cause her muscles to tighten up (including the ones surrounding your cock)

Jelly Donut - After you blow your load in the girl's face, punch her square on the nose, so that it starts to bleed a little.

This is all I can remember for now. Again, if not for knowing my bud Jimmy, I certainly never would have heard of any of these. Also, I've never actually tried any of these, nor do I think I would (Well maybe.... )

GodDAMN that is just downright....shit, I can't come up with the right word. It's just wrong....brutality to women during THAT? CHRIST.

Posted by jdjd on Oct-29-2003 04:09:

hey sammy, how about the slicer? just as you come, she bites your tiny little cock off and squeezes it into your face...
mods please delete this losers post!

Posted by djshan on Oct-29-2003 07:19:

does anyone here know wats the most boring position?

Posted by Trance(PL) on Oct-29-2003 07:21:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_moonshine
does anyone here know wats the most boring position?

Any time you gotta do it with Rosie Palm.

Posted by j�c� on Oct-29-2003 07:58:

The Funky Chicken

You are giving your girl some banging doggy-style action. Take a grip of both her arms and hold them behind her. As you proceed to do this, quickly whip out your cock and try to poke it in her ass.. behold the funky chicken

Posted by Turbonium on Oct-29-2003 08:07:

EDIT: link deleted, it is one screwed up site

Posted by sammy6979 on Oct-30-2003 02:32:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
GodDAMN that is just downright....shit, I can't come up with the right word. It's just wrong....brutality to women during THAT? CHRIST.

Its just supposed to be funny dude. Not serious at all.

Posted by sammy6979 on Oct-30-2003 02:33:

quote:
Originally posted by jdjd
hey sammy, how about the slicer? just as you come, she bites your tiny little cock off and squeezes it into your face...
mods please delete this losers post!

Dude, just chill out. This is all supposed to be a joke.

Posted by DarkAngel on Oct-30-2003 02:37:

quote:
Originally posted by jdjd
hey sammy, how about the slicer? just as you come, she bites your tiny little cock off and squeezes it into your face...

What the hell is the matter with you?

Posted by jdjd on Oct-30-2003 02:58:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
What the hell is the matter with you?

did you read what he posted?

joking about boxing a girl in the nose and all that shit isnt funny you stupid fuck

Posted by DarkAngel on Oct-30-2003 03:00:

quote:
Originally posted by jdjd
did you read what he posted?

joking about boxing a girl in the nose and all that shit isnt funny you stupid fuck

Did I was say it was funny, you bakane yaro?

Posted by jdjd on Oct-30-2003 03:03:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
Did I was say it was funny, you bakane yaro?

i was talking to him

but you defending him is pathetic

Posted by DarkAngel on Oct-30-2003 03:05:

quote:
Originally posted by jdjd
i was talking to him

but you defending him is pathetic

Where are you looking? I'm defending no one.

Posted by sammy6979 on Oct-30-2003 03:10:

wow, this thread has officially been JACKED! I'm Out!

Posted by DarkAngel on Oct-30-2003 03:10:

quote:
Originally posted by sammy6979
Dude, just chill out. This is all supposed to be a joke.

Ummm...yea...ok. I'll have to bring a "friend" with me if I'm around you, with that kind of sense of humor...here's my friend:

Posted by DarkAngel on Oct-30-2003 03:12:

Now, can you laugh at THAT?

Posted by MindShifter on Oct-30-2003 03:30:

Re: fav position!?

quote:
Originally posted by caddyshack
and if you got any cool moves such as the Houdini (spit on her back doggy style so she thinks you came then when she turns around bust in her face.. in case you don't know) share them with us. makes good drinking conversations........

I've always known this one as "The Zombie" cuz when you bust in her eyes, she stumbles around the room w/ her arms out, cuz she can't see, much like, you guessed it, a zombie. LOL good times

Posted by DarkAngel on Oct-30-2003 04:02:

Re: Re: fav position!?

quote:
Originally posted by MindShifter
I've always known this one as "The Zombie" cuz when you bust in her eyes, she stumbles around the room w/ her arms out, cuz she can't see, much like, you guessed it, a zombie. LOL good times

LMFAO Now THAT is funny. That I can laugh at.

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