My arse kicking will come soon:STORY

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Posted by Mr. Pink on Mar-04-2004 00:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Tranceporter99
haha i hate titty twisters

I bet he does too.

Seriously...titty defuk out of him lol
and run your ass away

Posted by Vivid Boy on Mar-04-2004 00:29:

minature basball bats...theyre awesome...those miniature novelty ones..like the size of ur forearm...use on of those to the head...

Posted by Magimaster on Mar-04-2004 00:54:

JUDO CHOP!

to the throat of course...

if he's big and dumb just get a weapon to make up the difference.

Posted by ASOT100 on Mar-04-2004 01:04:

tazer to the crotch haha, just do it for the hell of seein somethin hella funny

Posted by smokeape on Mar-04-2004 01:18:

Friggin' TrueMP3 playing music instead of D/Ling...
Anyhow, you got a problem with some big dude, then just stick a gun in his friggin' face and that generally solves the problem without getting your bones broken or other bodily injuries.

If he persists, shoot 'em in the crotch. When I went through college back in the day, I was in the school of Forestry & Wildlife and the rest of the jocks, et al. normally didn't f*ck with us because we were naturally armed most of the time. Armed and/or drunk about 100% of the time.

Lol!
[[[smoke]]]

Posted by The Highroller on Mar-04-2004 01:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
minature basball bats...theyre awesome...those miniature novelty ones..like the size of ur forearm...use on of those to the head...

I have one of these at my house. There are also the baseball bats for little leagues. They are about the size of your fore arm too.

Posted by Floorfiller on Mar-04-2004 01:59:

quote:
Originally posted by dukes
i was gonna say it but i thought it a tad harsh!

you got tazed!!!!!
what were you doing to get tazed!?

actually i'm just a total dumbass hehehe...my girlfriend worked at a police station and they got a bunch of new tazors...they had to try them out so i volunteered hehehe...it fucking hurts like fuck...

you're expecting some cool crime story huh?

Posted by smokeape on Mar-04-2004 02:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
actually i'm just a total dumbass hehehe...my girlfriend worked at a police station and they got a bunch of new tazors...they had to try them out so i volunteered hehehe...it fucking hurts like fuck...

you're expecting some cool crime story huh?

BWAHAHAAAA! What a buncha friggin' idiots. Who's going to go out and buy a tazor or carry around a little ball bat? Get real and get a damn handgun. Jesus H. Christ....

[[[smoke]]]]

Posted by Danny Ocean on Mar-04-2004 02:04:

Yeah, buy a Tazor (sp?) Thout it was Taser. anyways buy one, tazor him and then kick his ass when hes on the floor.

Posted by Floorfiller on Mar-04-2004 02:07:

actually i don't know how to spell it either hehehe...i just figured people would get the idea hehehe...

Posted by Danny Ocean on Mar-04-2004 02:15:

It's one of the weapons available in Goldeneye on the Nintendo 64 haha, yeah i remember it was Taser

Posted by Vivid Boy on Mar-04-2004 03:24:

quote:
Originally posted by smokeape
Who's going to go out and buy a tazor or carry around a little ball bat?

[[[smoke]]]]

me

Posted by Boomer187 on Mar-04-2004 03:45:

quote:
Originally posted by pooley
One punch and the adrenalin will be flowing and you'll be able to kick his ass.

I am sure the other guy will punch back and get that adrenalin rush too.

the pepper spray and tazer are sweet ideas...wish they were around when I was in high school....although no one picked on me.

if you really wanna get at him mess up his house....tp, duck tape, forks, grass killer message. things like that. Or if he has a sister you could do her.

Posted by Orbax on Mar-04-2004 03:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
duck tape,

DUCT tape mate

Posted by Boomer187 on Mar-04-2004 03:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
DUCT tape mate

quck typing = phonetic spelling

when I worked at a hardware store some lady called it goose tape....

oh and there is a brand called duck tape. . but it is duct tape.

Posted by Tranceporter99 on Mar-04-2004 03:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
I am sure the other guy will punch back and get that adrenalin rush too.

the pepper spray and tazer are sweet ideas...wish they were around when I was in high school....although no one picked on me.

if you really wanna get at him mess up his house....tp, duck tape, forks, grass killer message. things like that. Or if he has a sister you could do her.

i was actually gonna do something like that, i was gonna get a dead mouse or something and open up his car at like a party or something and put the mouse in his air conditioner, it will smell like shit and people charge a hell of alot of money to get it out. and i was thinking of at the same time takign a shit load of eggs and breaking them and put them udner his seats and all over hard to find places on the car so they couldnt pin point the god awful smell, theyd never find it

Posted by Boomer187 on Mar-04-2004 03:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Tranceporter99
i was actually gonna do something like that, i was gonna get a dead mouse or something and open up his car at like a party or something and put the mouse in his air conditioner, it will smell like shit and people charge a hell of alot of money to get it out. and i was thinking of at the same time takign a shit load of eggs and breaking them and put them udner his seats and all over hard to find places on the car so they couldnt pin point the god awful smell, theyd never find it

look at a local hardware store, it has to be an old one, look in their pesticide section for Isotox. I think thats how you spell it.

it is the worst smelling substance on the face of the earth. a gallon broke open in the store once and the kid who had to clean it up used two buckets...one for water, one for puke. glad I wasn't there.

I pawned one off on teh local little ceasars as weed killer. man were they pissed.

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-04-2004 04:10:

A groin shot is almost always a very effective takedown...after that, pull off an 'American History X' by putting his face on the edge of the sidewalk and stomping on it.

Posted by The Highroller on Mar-04-2004 04:14:

quote:
Originally posted by DarkAngel
A groin shot is almost always a very effective takedown...after that, pull off an 'American History X' by putting his face on the edge of the sidewalk and stomping on it.

isn't that called a curby or something?

Posted by DarkAngel on Mar-04-2004 04:16:

quote:
Originally posted by The Highroller
isn't that called a curby or something?

I'm not exactly sure....

Posted by DannyO on Mar-04-2004 04:51:

quote:
Originally posted by The Highroller
isn't that called a curby or something?

Its called a Curbstomp, but don't bother with that, and don't bother with any of that mouse or egg bullshit, beat the living shit out of this guy til he can't play football no more, do what nrjizer said, he knows what hes talking about, and when the guys stumbling around, grab his ears and pull his head down and at the same time jump and knee him in the face, it will flatten him, trust me, or if he is still standing, boot his knee and break it back, that will fuck him up and he won't be playing football again, and if you want to scare him, carry like 2litres of Gasoline and some aerosol (sp) on you and when you see him throw the gas over him and go at him with the aerosol and a lighter, tell that ****** not to mess with you or you will light him up next time, and do the same to his family, don't let this guy get away with this shit, stand up for yourself, people like this fuckin piss me off, I wish I lived close man, I would honestly come and fuckin ruin the guy for life, don't take no shit in life, I don't and nor should you.

Posted by Orbax on Mar-04-2004 04:55:

quote:
Originally posted by The Highroller
isn't that called a curby or something?

California Smile

Made popular by the lovely gangs in the area.

oh and if you really want to piss him off...

for 3 bucks a can you can get paint stripper. Takes about 10 minutes and its down to primer. A couple cans will get it down to metal. Get it at any good hardware store or paint shop

Posted by DannyO on Mar-04-2004 05:07:

one other thing you can do is, cut the sides of his mouth, cut them in like 1cm or so, then kick the **** in the nuts, and when he screams he will tare his jaw, its called a Chelsea Smiley, and it works.

Posted by Boomer187 on Mar-04-2004 05:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Prodigy Child
one other thing you can do is, cut the sides of his mouth, cut them in like 1cm or so, then kick the **** in the nuts, and when he screams he will tare his jaw, its called a Chelsea Smiley, and it works.

wtf is wrong with you.

why doesn't he just give him a columbian neck tie.

Posted by DannyO on Mar-04-2004 05:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
wtf is wrong with you.

why doesn't he just give him a columbian neck tie.

Well the guy said that one time, the player and his friends kicked the shit out of one of his brothers friends, they went to town on his face, somebody who does that I have no problem in fucking them up, what do you think should happen to the guy, just a slap on the wrist, the guys an ass, he should be treated like one, I say fuck him up, if it was just some slight bullying now and then, I'd say go for the whole egg thing, but these guys wanna get violent and gang up, those pussys need the shit beaten out of them, so they will be to scared to mess with ANYONE again.

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