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bonzai 2003 - the ultimate last attempt to save lightning records. cant wait to download this baby....

lmao at Ste Legend.

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Diginut I might as well be asking why I'm not allowed to sniff the big piece of dog poop in my backyard and tell the future by examing the approximate sulfur and methane content of that dog poop, because as we all know, it's prophetic dog poop. The dog poop said so, so I know it's prophetic. So here's the deal, you can cite the bible as evidence, but I'm allowed to cite my backyard dog poop as evidence. And I'm also allowed to form mathematical formulae out of the bird poop patterns on the balcony. By the way, the bird poop patterns explains the origin of the universe. Want me to explain? Too bad, it's beyond your comprehension, you're too narrowminded.

Plus the LouisLaBelle quote aventurade had in her sig

edit: wtf its anuneventrade, should stop skimming your posts

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Originally posted by astroboy If God is omnipotent, could he make a burrito so hot that even he himself could not eat it?

Still no answer from TAs resident christian fundies

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper Still no answer from TAs resident christian fundies

I said that to a fundamentalist, he told me the answer was infinity, god cooks the burrito and eats the burrito at the same time, the burrito forever gets hotter and hotter whilst god eats it

what was sad that he was completely serious

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Originally posted by SuckUpMySenses how can these sounds be so addictingly delicious ? this is the absolute most perfect music. if i was to be drown under 500 lbs of feces, it would be to the sounds of thievery. if i was to be raped by my stepfather and his load happened to be shot into my right eye, it would be to the sounds of thievery. if i was to be dropped 100 ft. from a building, with the bungee around my left boob, i would fall to the music of thievery. it just makes everything OK. thanks for listening to my rant !

best post of 2004 in my opinion

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Originally posted by tathi I said that to a fundamentalist, he told me the answer was infinity, god cooks the burrito and eats the burrito at the same time, the burrito forever gets hotter and hotter whilst god eats it what was sad that he was completely serious

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy well what do u expect from a guy whos best pick up line is "i got candy in my back seat."

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Originally posted by ToAd@* Hi everybody we are sammee and star and we are getting into the trance scene and we need some artists and some other people to get us involved. WE are pretty cool people just trying to be ourselves.

FJ TRON for sure

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Originally posted by tathi I said that to a fundamentalist, he told me the answer was infinity, god cooks the burrito and eats the burrito at the same time, the burrito forever gets hotter and hotter whilst god eats it what was sad that he was completely serious

lmao... now i really want to know the answer. though it sounds like more a of math problem than a god thing to me.

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Originally posted by BeeEee the classic beggining "my friend ..." i believe that post was a joke ... even if someone had actualy written something wicked like that ... would never post it here !! (would he ? ... )

Read the whole thread...well first 50 pages or so, and you'll get the feeling that it's not a joke.

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Originally posted by DJ_Shockwav BPM counters are like masturbation you think you're having fun and getting something done but in reality you're just fucking yourself

this thread is too funny. when i get home i need to look through old quotes D:

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper Still no answer from TAs resident christian fundies

No the answer was:

"Do not put the Lord your God to the test." Matthew 4:1-11

Or some mumbo jumbo like that. If you close your eyes, plug your ears, and put a chastity belt on your brain, the confusing paradox does not exist.

There are no contradictions.

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper Still no answer from TAs resident christian fundies

God isnt human...y would he act in self destructive human ways? Y would he make something he couldnt benefit from? If u see God himself riding on a horse with a marlboro in his mouth.....let me know...oh and as always...pics or stfu

Orcrider -
"No the answer was:

"Do not put the Lord your God to the test." Matthew 4:1-11"


nice

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Originally posted by djeternal God isnt human...y would he act in self destructive human ways? Y would he make something he couldnt benefit from?

Is that a yes or no?

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Originally posted by Sand Leaper Is that a yes or no?

I'll pay you 5 internet dollars if you can get a straight answer out of a fundie.

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Originally posted by occrider I'll pay you 5 internet dollars if you can get a straight answer out of a fundie.

That's worth a shot, I can use all the money I can get.

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Originally posted by Tranc3 Read the whole thread...well first 50 pages or so, and you'll get the feeling that it's not a joke.

nah ... i trust u then ...

I have to say one letter like that would make my day !! funny shit ... i bet they've already married ...

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Originally posted by djeternal God isnt human...y would he act in self destructive human ways?

It's not self-destructive. I'll let you have omniscience together with omnipotence, so he doesn't have to try to eat it, he just has to make the burrito and he will instantly know that it is so hot that he is not capable of eating it.

PS - I am not putting your God to the test, I am simply asking you to define your concept of God more clearly.

Oh please....y'all are singing Kumbaya...

Spice up the thread a bit....




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Above & Beyond - No One on Earth (G&D Mix)]

perhaps the greatest post on TA ever:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...%22#post2599965

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